Jesus spent his private time with his closest friends-If you could enjoy a meal and evening with Christ, what would you ask or talk about ?

The Bible does not specify

I read an nde of an individual who said he was pretty funny, I'd love to hear some of his best jokes!

Ok

Still no answer?

It would be so inspiring to read peoples conversations with Jesus - like the Conversations with God books.

Maybe we can get Neale Donald Walsch in on this

As long as TPTB doesnt edit the good stuff out, like they did the bible

well, we can assume the translation is rough
the words prior to mountain give hints

like 'paralambanō' which means 'take up'

see the verse again:
Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;


the definition and usage of this word means:


to take to, to take with one's self, to join to one's self

an associate, a companion

metaph.

to accept or acknowledge one to be such as he professes to be

not to reject, not to withhold obedience

to receive something transmitted

an office to be discharged

to receive with the mind

by oral transmission: of the authors from whom the tradition proceeds

by the narrating to others, by instruction of teachers (used of disciples)


so... they might never have literally left the desert.

I'll answer. 587 B.C

End of discussion.

I would talk about how you're an idiot for believing this stuff.

The Devil taketh him up.

If it were physical or not. The devil had to supply the means

Oh one very big question I'd want to ask him is: if he meets everyone who goes to heaven first, and all the other places in the universe too, appears in the dreams of others, does stuff in heaven etc, how in the world is able to do all of that... At once!? Consider lots of people or aliens are dying around the universe at any such moment... So the afterlife has no spacetime, but how does that work!?

Cleverness

Who is Neale Donald Walsch

The author of the Conversations with God books

Interesting, there is no actual account that shows Jesus laughing, but, we KNOW he had to of.........

And guess what Jesus would say?

Not sure of what your thought exactly is, but it is sounding pretty Moody Blues ya know?

I would ask him to get rid of all blacks and muslims. What a great world it would be without them.

As others have said, I wouldn't feel worthy to even be in His presence - but I would ask Him if God had a sense of humor and what it is like :-)

Did you know you were black in at least 4 past lives?

I would ask him if he sacrifice Kaydan or the other chick soldier in ME1.

I would ask him when is he returning.

I believe God's sense of humor is shown quite clearly in the simplest of live's precious treasures

And if he told you his return would be invisible but gave you a sign to discern it?

'3 While he was sitting upon the Mount of Olives, the disciples approached him privately, saying: “Tell us, When will these things be, and what will be the sign of your presence and of the conclusion of the system of things?”
4 And in answer Jesus said to them: “Look out that nobody misleads YOU; 5 for many will come on the basis of my name, saying, ‘I am the Christ,’ and will mislead many. 6 YOU are going to hear of wars and reports of wars; see that YOU are not terrified. For these things must take place, but the end is not yet.
7 “For nation will rise against nation and kingdom against kingdom, and there will be food shortages and earthquakes in one place after another. 8 All these things are a beginning of pangs of distress.
9 “Then people will deliver YOU up to tribulation and will kill YOU, and YOU will be objects of hatred by all the nations on account of my name. 10 Then, also, many will be stumbled and will betray one another and will hate one another. 11 And many false prophets will arise and mislead many; 12 and because of the increasing of lawlessness the love of the greater number will cool off. 13 But he that has endured to the end is the one that will be saved. 14 And this good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth for a witness to all the nations; and then the end will come.'- Matthew 24:3-14

Whatever he wanted to talk about.

If I asked him anything, I'm afraid I wouldn't understand the answers.

mankind will never make it without god

the key all of you have but none of you know

these things have i spoken unto you, that my joy might remain in you, and that your joy might be full

I'd ask him how does Heaven look like.

I'd ask him how he feels about Saul, (Paul) high jacking his message.
I'd also ask him about the Book of Enoch and the councel of Nicea

Just if they (we? I'm far from perfect) ever figure it out.

I mean all the greed, all the hate, all the my-way-or-the-highway, all that just plain stupid junk. Do we ever get over it, as a race/species/lot/flock/whatever?

Because some days I just want to hang up my spurs, so to speak, and go home. Some days are just too sad.


And yeah I bet he'd be a funny guy. Sounds like a cool dude :)

In the bible it says: no man comes to the father but by me. We know there are hundreds of millions or billions of galaxies, and in those galaxies are billions of planets of intelligent life. When certain beings die, they go to heaven and meet Christ. He has many different names across different species. This is mentioned in more than few NDEs.

Not only is Jesus christ greeting ALL these beings when they die, he's also saving some from hell, appearing to others in dreams, and.... Keeping up with his heavenly duty. So that's....... A number of interactions of a number that I can't Possibly fathom... All Happening right now. How does he do it? How does he remember everyone? How does he even know the full sequence of events of the individual he communicates too? I suppose the amount of intelligence and memory over there is infinite. It also can only be explained that there is no timespace in the afterlife, therefore, confirming what others have said, that timespace is an illusion! How can one imagine that...

I'd ask him simply, how do you do it all!? I'm sure he'd understand what I was asking right away, and like his way, have a simple yet fully understandable explanation for it all.

I've been trying to imagine 'no time', it's hard lol. Time does lengthen and shorten with perception, it's simple. Think of days when you are bored, or the worst day of your life, or a moment when you are in a lot of pain, now remember how long that felt.

The opposite is think of the very best day of your life, the happiest moments, and think of how fast time seemed to go. Time seemed shorter.

And moody blues? No thanks =). Just curious...

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