2015-16: Israel's 911, Illuminati to Sacrifice Clinton, US-Mex. Border Event

What else could the future possibly hold!

If you're gonna gallivant on and on about organic robotoids then just call them what they are ye phekn chit for brains!!

What are you, some kind of decades old bait & tackle?

At least someone gets it! Biden is literally a cyborg. An unoriginal copy. The factory in New Jersey that 3d prints his exoskeleton also processes peanuts so the operation is not without its risks. While speaking to a group of assorted farm animals at a petting zoo that had been closed down because of health code violations, several pigs went into anaphylactic shock as the vice president elaborated on the shapeshifting nature of the international terrorist threat. CBS's Brian Williams was covering the event live, and took advantage of the awkward moment to refill his ice cream cone with food pellets and proceeded to giggle uncontrollably as he was last seen under a mass of goats. The smell was described politely by his 18 year old female intern as "gamey".