BLACK TONGUE SINGER FALLS OUT OF MOVING TOUR BUS

Not a conspiracy, but made me laugh...

English band pull out of European tour after frontman Alex Teyen thought he was opening toilet door.

According to The Telegraph, 23-year-old Teyen was taken to hospital with face and head injuries after falling out of the tour bus on a stretch of motorway near Konin – thinking he was opening the door to the onboard toilet.

Police spokesman Piotr Kaciak adds: “The victim told his colleagues he was going to the toilet. The toilet turned out to be engaged so he opened the bus’s door instead and stepped out while the coach was still moving. Judging by the manner of the victim’s behaviour, speech and smell we suspect he was under the influence of alcohol."

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