it puts the frozen burger on the pan

it grabs three peanut butter cookies from the Christmas cookies that its mom sent it because it saw them when it went for the Angus.

it has frozen blueberries now and a bowl and it will pour in a little bit because it knows they are expensive.

it returns the blueberries to the freezer and grabs the mayonnaise, hamburger relish, and Kraft burger sauce, which it usually forgets and has to run because its room is so far from its fridge.

it thaws the buns in the pan

it checks the burger

it puts the condiments on the bun and it likes pepper so it adds some to both halves

it waits.

Oh god, keep going!

I'm almost there!

it knows the time is short

Enjoy your hockey puck.

it salivates as it types.

it takes it's first bite.

it finds it delisious and it can't help making noises as it eats. mmm

This is amazing

:chublaf:

its blueberry might take a while to thaw but it knows if it adds milk it wont be too long.

and it does add milk.

it forgets to turn off the pan and it rectifies the situation.

its burger is half gone, but it is an optimist and feels that it's burger is half there.

it types with its mouth full on the last bit, and it moans.

it feels good.

it still has 2 peanut butter cookies and its blueberries.


i thinks about how some people are starving and it thanks god for its food.

:auuh:

it goes back between its favourite threads de jour.

Thread: The nameless guy (Page 161)

Thread: The Smallest Piece

What is it's next mission ?

haha

Thank you! I was scanning the replies to see if this was here yet.
What the actual fuck!?!?

OP, are you in a BDSM relationship with buffalo bill?

Don't forget to

PUT THAT CHEESEBURGER IN THE FUCKEN BASKET!

Precious! Come here Precious!

it wonders if you have another interesting thread for it. it has noticed that sometimes the best ones aren't on the pages.

it needs to read.

It should check the inbox again

come on
with mayo on top
and extra starch
just with a little bit of timian
and a drop of nonflammable tulip flower steamed in a box of clay with ox bullocks extract

gonna be good bro

enjoy :)

make sure to clean up right before you eat