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What does the Bible say about Dinosaurs?

 
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What does the Bible say about Dinosaurs?
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Re: What does the Bible say about Dinosaurs?
that they evolved into extradimensional demonic entities who watch us and stick things in our bums as we sleep.
for real yo
its in the bible.
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Google is a wonderful tool.
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Not much. Doesn't say much else about any other animals either.

(in the book of Genesis anyway, that would be the only time that they would have been around.)
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Re: What does the Bible say about Dinosaurs?
Not much. Doesn't say much else about any other animals either.

(in the book of Genesis anyway, that would be the only time that they would have been around.)
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it says plenty about other animals only thing that is missing is dinosaurs? WHY?
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Re: What does the Bible say about Dinosaurs?
Job 40:15-24 - Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. (Read More...)

Isaiah 27:1 - In that day the LORD with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that [is] in the sea.

Job 40:15 - Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.

Job 41:1-34 - Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? or his tongue with a cord [which] thou lettest down? (Read More...)

Psalms 104:26 - There go the ships: [there is] that leviathan, [whom] thou hast made to play therein.

Genesis 1:24-31 - And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. (Read More...)
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Job 40:15-24King James Version (KJV)

15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.

16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.

17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.

18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

19 He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him.

20 Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.

21 He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.

22 The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.

23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.

24 He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.

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Not much. Doesn't say much else about any other animals either.

(in the book of Genesis anyway, that would be the only time that they would have been around.)
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it says plenty about other animals only thing that is missing is dinosaurs? WHY?
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Can you quote please? I don't see any references to dogs/sheep/lizards/deer/etc etc.

Oh that's right. There isn't any.

....lol.......
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Job 41 King James Version (KJV)

41 Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? or his tongue with a cord which thou lettest down?

2 Canst thou put an hook into his nose? or bore his jaw through with a thorn?

3 Will he make many supplications unto thee? will he speak soft words unto thee?

4 Will he make a covenant with thee? wilt thou take him for a servant for ever?

5 Wilt thou play with him as with a bird? or wilt thou bind him for thy maidens?

6 Shall the companions make a banquet of him? shall they part him among the merchants?

7 Canst thou fill his skin with barbed irons? or his head with fish spears?

8 Lay thine hand upon him, remember the battle, do no more.

9 Behold, the hope of him is in vain: shall not one be cast down even at the sight of him?

10 None is so fierce that dare stir him up: who then is able to stand before me?

11 Who hath prevented me, that I should repay him? whatsoever is under the whole heaven is mine.

12 I will not conceal his parts, nor his power, nor his comely proportion.

13 Who can discover the face of his garment? or who can come to him with his double bridle?

14 Who can open the doors of his face? his teeth are terrible round about.

15 His scales are his pride, shut up together as with a close seal.

16 One is so near to another, that no air can come between them.

17 They are joined one to another, they stick together, that they cannot be sundered.

18 By his neesings a light doth shine, and his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning.

19 Out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out.

20 Out of his nostrils goeth smoke, as out of a seething pot or caldron.

21 His breath kindleth coals, and a flame goeth out of his mouth.

22 In his neck remaineth strength, and sorrow is turned into joy before him.

23 The flakes of his flesh are joined together: they are firm in themselves; they cannot be moved.

24 His heart is as firm as a stone; yea, as hard as a piece of the nether millstone.

25 When he raiseth up himself, the mighty are afraid: by reason of breakings they purify themselves.

26 The sword of him that layeth at him cannot hold: the spear, the dart, nor the habergeon.

27 He esteemeth iron as straw, and brass as rotten wood.

28 The arrow cannot make him flee: slingstones are turned with him into stubble.

29 Darts are counted as stubble: he laugheth at the shaking of a spear.

30 Sharp stones are under him: he spreadeth sharp pointed things upon the mire.

31 He maketh the deep to boil like a pot: he maketh the sea like a pot of ointment.

32 He maketh a path to shine after him; one would think the deep to be hoary.

33 Upon earth there is not his like, who is made without fear.

34 He beholdeth all high things: he is a king over all the children of pride.

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Re: What does the Bible say about Dinosaurs?
Not much. Doesn't say much else about any other animals either.

(in the book of Genesis anyway, that would be the only time that they would have been around.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67928849


it says plenty about other animals only thing that is missing is dinosaurs? WHY?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59365454


Can you quote please? I don't see any references to dogs/sheep/lizards/deer/etc etc.

Oh that's right. There isn't any.

....lol.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67928849


luke 16:19-31

“There was a rich man who was clothed in purple and fine linen and who feasted sumptuously every day. And at his gate was laid a poor man named Lazarus, covered with sores, who desired to be fed with what fell from the rich man's table. Moreover, even the DOGS came and licked his sores. The poor man died and was carried by the angels to Abraham's side. The rich man also died and was buried, and in Hades, being in torment, he lifted up his eyes and saw Abraham far off and Lazarus at his side. ...
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Re: What does the Bible say about Dinosaurs?
Dragons and Great Beasts of Old! Or what we call today "Dinosaurs".

Job 40: 15 - 24

15 “Behold, Behemoth,
which I made as I made you;
he eats grass like an ox.
16 Behold, his strength in his loins,
and his power in the muscles of his belly.
17 He makes his tail stiff like a cedar;
the sinews of his thighs are knit together.
18 His bones are tubes of bronze,
his limbs like bars of iron.
19 “He is the first of the works of God;
let him who made him bring near his sword!
20 For the mountains yield food for him
where all the wild beasts play.
21 Under the lotus plants he lies,
in the shelter of the reeds and in the marsh.
22 For his shade the lotus trees cover him;
the willows of the brook surround him.
23 Behold, if the river is turbulent he is not frightened;
he is confident though Jordan rushes against his mouth.
24 Can one take him by his eyes,
or pierce his nose with a snare?


Job 41

1 “Can you draw out Leviathan with a fishhook
or press down his tongue with a cord?

2 Can you put a rope in his nose
or pierce his jaw with a hook?
3 Will he make many pleas to you?
Will he speak to you soft words?
4 Will he make a covenant with you
to take him for your servant forever?
5 Will you play with him as with a bird,
or will you put him on a leash for your girls?
6 Will traders bargain over him?
Will they divide him up among the merchants?
7 Can you fill his skin with harpoons
or his head with fishing spears?

8 Lay your hands on him;
remember the battle—you will not do it again!
9 Behold, the hope of a man is false;
he is laid low even at the sight of him.
10 No one is so fierce that he dares to stir him up.
Who then is he who can stand before me?
11 Who has first given to me, that I should repay him?
Whatever is under the whole heaven is mine.
12 “I will not keep silence concerning his limbs,
or his mighty strength, or his goodly frame.
13 Who can strip off his outer garment?
Who would come near him with a bridle?
14 Who can open the doors of his face?
Around his teeth is terror.
15 His back is made of rows of shields,
shut up closely as with a seal.

16 One is so near to another
that no air can come between them.

17 They are joined one to another;
they clasp each other and cannot be separated.

18 His sneezings flash forth light,
and his eyes are like the eyelids of the dawn.

19 Out of his mouth go flaming torches;
sparks of fire leap forth.

20 Out of his nostrils comes forth smoke,
as from a boiling pot and burning rushes.

21 His breath kindles coals,
and a flame comes forth from his mouth.

22 In his neck abides strength,
and terror dances before him.

23 The folds of his flesh stick together,
firmly cast on him and immovable.

24 His heart is hard as a stone,
hard as the lower millstone.

25 When he raises himself up the mighty are afraid;
at the crashing they are beside themselves.

26 Though the sword reaches him, it does not avail,
nor the spear, the dart, or the javelin.

27 He counts iron as straw,
and bronze as rotten wood
.
28 The arrow cannot make him flee;
for him sling stones are turned to stubble.

29 Clubs are counted as stubble;
he laughs at the rattle of javelins.

30 His underparts are like sharp potsherds;
he spreads himself like a threshing sledge on the mire.

31 He makes the deep boil like a pot;
he makes the sea like a pot of ointment.
32 Behind him he leaves a shining wake;
one would think the deep to be white-haired.
33 On earth there is not his like,
a creature without fear.
34 He sees everything that is high;
he is king over all the sons of pride.”
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Re: What does the Bible say about Dinosaurs?
You must believe the bible or be burnt alive forever in screaming agony.

So dont ask questions.


questions are evil and will send you to hell.
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You must believe the bible or be burnt alive forever in screaming agony.

So dont ask questions.


questions are evil and will send you to hell.
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Actually it's willful stupidity.
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Re: What does the Bible say about Dinosaurs?
Not much. Doesn't say much else about any other animals either.

(in the book of Genesis anyway, that would be the only time that they would have been around.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67928849


it says plenty about other animals only thing that is missing is dinosaurs? WHY?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59365454


Can you quote please? I don't see any references to dogs/sheep/lizards/deer/etc etc.

Oh that's right. There isn't any.

....lol.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67928849


luke 16:19-31

“There was a rich man who was clothed in purple and fine linen and who feasted sumptuously every day. And at his gate was laid a poor man named Lazarus, covered with sores, who desired to be fed with what fell from the rich man's table. Moreover, even the DOGS came and licked his sores. The poor man died and was carried by the angels to Abraham's side. The rich man also died and was buried, and in Hades, being in torment, he lifted up his eyes and saw Abraham far off and Lazarus at his side. ...
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Genesis....Luke.....Genesis......Luke......

Genesis = ????BC

Luke = 30AD

Get my drift?
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The big shots tried to hold it back; Fools tried to wish it away
The hopeful depend on a world without end; Whatever the hopeless may say
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Re: What does the Bible say about Dinosaurs?
You must believe the bible or be burnt alive forever in screaming agony.

So dont ask questions.


questions are evil and will send you to hell.
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Jesus did not teach "don't ask questions." You are wrong there.

Let's look at the words of the Christ at what He DID say!

Matthew 7:7-11

7 “Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. 8 For everyone who asks receives, and the one who seeks finds, and to the one who knocks it will be opened. 9 Or which one of you, if his son asks him for bread, will give him a stone? 10 Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a serpent? 11 If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him!

Praise God! We're supposed to ask and seek and knock! :)

Trust in God!

hf
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