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How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?

 
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How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
We have all heard if you believe a person is an undercover cop and you ask them "are you a cop" they are supposed to tell you the truth. Does this apply to Vegas hookers too?
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If I ask them " are you a hooker" are they supposed to tell me the truth?
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02/20/2015 11:53 AM
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
After you fuck them and they ask for $300, they're a hooker...
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
Just never pay for sex & you'll be golden!

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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
You start with a faulty premise. A cop does not have to tell you he is a cop if you ask.

As for a hooker, if she wants to get paid, she will let you know before you get anywhere close to hitting pay dirt.
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
The hooker is the only one interested in you, OP.
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
The other time I was at a Vegas bar a very hot girl sat in the chair next to me and ordered a drink, she turned to me smiled and said "don't put anything in my drink, I will be right back" she smiled and left her drink there eyeing me as she walked away. It was one of my first times in Vegas so I didn't know what to think. I ended up needing to leave so I did not wait for her. But I'm assuming she was a hooker.
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does it matter? isn't prostitution legal in Vegas?
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02/20/2015 12:06 PM
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
Hookers want cash. The other wont.
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
ASK YOUR WIFE !
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02/20/2015 12:16 PM
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does it matter? isn't prostitution legal in Vegas?
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No. It's only legel in outlining counties. In Vegas it's illegal.
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Hookers want cash. The other wont.
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The hell she won't
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The hooker is the only one interested in you, OP.
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
You start with a faulty premise. A cop does not have to tell you he is a cop if you ask.

As for a hooker, if she wants to get paid, she will let you know before you get anywhere close to hitting pay dirt.
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A cop can also tell you she's a hooker.

It's so much easier arresting hookers and johns than going out and doing real police work.
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
perfume.
lipstick.
tats.
heels.

these all increase hooker odds.
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
Legit Vegas escort is required to have flesh-UPC code on her inner thigh.

Look for the seal of freshness.
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
The hot girl... on my arm

The hooker... all over the chinese dude
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bar= trashes
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
Every woman is a hooker. The only difference is timing of payment.
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generally by the heals, clear is a sure giveaway.
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02/20/2015 01:18 PM
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
If I ask them " are you a hooker" are they supposed to tell me the truth?
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If you must ask you ask "Are you working?"
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
We have all heard if you believe a person is an undercover cop and you ask them "are you a cop" they are supposed to tell you the truth. Does this apply to Vegas hookers too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50027238



They're ALL hookers.
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
We have all heard if you believe a person is an undercover cop and you ask them "are you a cop" they are supposed to tell you the truth. Does this apply to Vegas hookers too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50027238


A hooker will have bodacious ta-ta's. A cop pretending to be a hooker will have tiny banana ta-ta's and on top of that, mousy hair with bad skin and cheap make up.

Think like a cop, you'll be able to stop a cop. And most cops are not very intelligent or original, even.
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
Use an Optical Tool to image the inside of their eye and retina of their eyeball.

See if you can image any spermatozoa swimming around in their brian/eyeball?
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Check for a card slot
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
The difference between a Hooker and a Cop?

Depends on how much you are paying?
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
Just never pay for sex & you'll be golden!

cheers
 Quoting: Maguyver


so why is fornication legal but paying to fornicate illegal?

once fornication has become accepted there really is no logic to outlawing prostitution.
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
The difference between a Hooker and a Cop?

Depends on how much you are paying?
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They both suck...
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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
Every woman is a hooker. The only difference is timing of payment.
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The ones around you are.

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Re: How can you tell the difference between a hooker and a hot girl at a Vegas bar?
You go to lift its tale as you would to check the gender of an animal. If you see a tattoo where the tale would be, it's a hooker. butt
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