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The Post-Apocalyptic Survival Test

 
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The Cannibal
You scored 56 Strength, 91 Intelligance, 7 Morality, and 72 Survival Rate!
Well here you are. Alive and kickin'. Wait.. was that you kickin' or did that come from your stomache? Nevermind. What's important is that you made it... right? All those other survivors are just cattle. Congratulations and welcome to the REAL top of the food chain.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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Nice link.

The Marauder
You scored 75 Strength, 73 Intelligance, 33 Morality, and 85 Survival Rate!
You know what you want and how to get it. Live and let die, Kill or be killed: Words to live by according to you. It appears to work for you. You can survive just about anything the new world can throw at you. Killing anything that gets in your way. Congratulations.
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The Great Leader
You scored 65 Strength, 64 Intelligance, 52 Morality, and 75 Survival Rate!
The first step is admitting your an asshole
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The Great Leader
You scored 70 Strength, 60 Intelligance, 50 Morality, and 72 Survival Rate!
Look around at the burnt out husk of our once great civilization. It's all yours baby! Your empire of dirt. You got high scores in all the places that matter. The world is yours. You can do with it what you will. Hail to the king baby.
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The Great Leader
You scored 68 Strength, 68 Intelligance, 61 Morality, and 79 Survival Rate!
Look around at the burnt out husk of our once great civilization. It's all yours baby! Your empire of dirt. You got high scores in all the places that matter. The world is yours. You can do with it what you will. Hail to the king baby.
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Cult Leader
You scored 59 Strength, 62 Intelligance, 57 Morality, and 79 Survival Rate!
You're a smart and moral person. If you're going to survive though you'll need some friends. Your best bet would be to make up a religion and gather a flock.

You scored higher than 99% on Strength

You scored higher than 99% on Guile

You scored higher than 99% on Morality

You scored higher than 99% on Survival Rate

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The Marauder
You scored 68 Strength, 66 Intelligance, 21 Morality, and 77 Survival Rate!
You know what you want and how to get it. Live and let die, Kill or be killed: Words to live by according to you. It appears to work for you. You can survive just about anything the new world can throw at you. Killing anything that gets in your way. Congratulations
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Canibal
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You scored 70 Strength, 60 Intelligance, 40 Morality, and 72 Survival Rate!
You know what you want and how to get it. Live and let die, Kill or be killed: Words to live by according to you. It appears to work for you. You can survive just about anything the new world can throw at you. Killing anything that gets in your way. Congratulations.
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The Great Leader
You scored 63 Strength, 80 Intelligance, 61 Morality, and 81 Survival Rate!

Look around at the burnt out husk of our once great civilization. It's all yours baby! Your empire of dirt. You got high scores in all the places that matter. The world is yours. You can do with it what you will. Hail to the king baby.

You scored higher than 99% on Strength
You scored higher than 99% on Guile
You scored higher than 99% on Morality
You scored higher than 99% on Survival Rate
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Damn no other Cannibals?????


"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

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From the movie *Predator*.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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The Great Leader
You scored 72 Strength, 60 Intelligance, 50 Morality, and 81 Survival Rate!
Look around at the burnt out husk of our once great civilization. It's all yours baby! Your empire of dirt. You got high scores in all the places that matter. The world is yours. You can do with it what you will. Hail to the king baby.

You scored higher than 99% on Strength
You scored higher than 99% on Guile
You scored higher than 99% on Morality
You scored higher than 99% on Survival Rate

cool2
see you cats around huh
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The Great Leader
You scored 65 Strength, 71 Intelligance, 57 Morality, and 79 Survival Rate!
Look around at the burnt out husk of our once great civilization. It's all yours baby! Your empire of dirt. You got high scores in all the places that matter. The world is yours. You can do with it what you will. Hail to the king baby

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Strength

You scored higher than 99% on Guile

You scored higher than 99% on Morality

You scored higher than 99% on Survival Rate
Time Is An Event Wasted
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The Marauder
You scored 65 Strength, 73 Intelligance, 19 Morality, and 93 Survival Rate!
You know what you want and how to get it. Live and let die, Kill or be killed: Words to live by according to you. It appears to work for you. You can survive just about anything the new world can throw at you. Killing anything that gets in your way. Congratulations.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Strength

You scored higher than 99% on Guile

You scored higher than 99% on Morality

You scored higher than 99% on Survival Rate

shroom
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the doctor
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The Cannibal
You scored 47 Strength, 95 Intelligance, 35 Morality, and 97 Survival Rate!
Well here you are. Alive and kickin'. Wait.. was that you kickin' or did that come from your stomache? Nevermind. What's important is that you made it... right? All those other survivors are just cattle. Congratulations and welcome to the REAL top of the food chain.


I SWEAR I DIDNT EAT THE BANK GUARD!!!
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The Marauder
You scored 65 Strength, 73 Intelligance, 42 Morality, and 83 Survival Rate!
You know what you want and how to get it. Live and let die, Kill or be killed: Words to live by according to you. It appears to work for you. You can survive just about anything the new world can throw at you. Killing anything that gets in your way. Congratulations
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The Marauder
You scored 70 Strength, 77 Intelligance, 26 Morality, and 83 Survival Rate!
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I'm not sure if this is a good thing, but:




The "Doctor"
You scored 54 Strength, 51 Intelligance, 47 Morality, and 66 Survival Rate!

You're intelligent and you care about the well-being of your fellow man. Maybe to a fault. You're just bearly keeping yourself together. Regardless, everyone is glad to have you around. Just make sure you look out for number one once in a while.


My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 88% on Strength

You scored higher than 11% on Guile

You scored higher than 22% on Morality

You scored higher than 55% on Survival Rate


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22% on morality for a Christian is not so good, is it!
"See to it that no one takes you captive through hollow and deceptive philosophy, which depends on human tradition and the basic principles of this world rather than on Christ." (Colossians 2:8)
Anonymous Coward
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You scored 50 Strength, 68 Intelligance, 45 Morality, and 66 Survival Rate!

Not too good on any of them!

However, the test can't possibly be valid. In the first place, the choices were too limited.

What's really scary is that "fluffy" sites are coming out with stuff like this.
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You scored 50 Strength, 68 Intelligance, 45 Morality, and 66 Survival Rate!

Not too good on any of them!

However, the test can't possibly be valid. In the first place, the choices were too limited.

What's really scary is that "fluffy" sites are coming out with stuff like this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 131122



I agree, I just posted it for fun.

For instance two of the questions were if I had to choose between eating my dog and a human, I chose the human. My dog rules man, I ain't eatin' Shorty. (his name).

Thus by answering these two questions I was labeled a Cannibal. So be it, lol.....
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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i ate the dog and it still labeled me cannibal
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In a better place,
You scored 29 Strength, 40 Intelligance, 83 Morality, and 27 Survival Rate!
Well, you didn't make it... but at least you'll be remembered as a swell person by the survivors. If they have time to remember you.. what with all the surviving going on. Oh well, rest assured, if there is a better place in the afterlife, you're there. Alone...

alienship
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In a better place,
You scored 29 Strength, 40 Intelligance, 83 Morality, and 27 Survival Rate!
Well, you didn't make it... but at least you'll be remembered as a swell person by the survivors. If they have time to remember you.. what with all the surviving going on. Oh well, rest assured, if there is a better place in the afterlife, you're there. Alone...

alienship
 Quoting: Muse



Don't sweat it Muse, you are a good person, and that counts for alot.

However I do note I scored a 7 on morality, you scored in the eighties.

Maybe we can teach each other something. I'll go first darling.....




:5: 1rof1
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
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The Great Leader
You scored 63 Strength, 73 Intelligance, 52 Morality, and 81 Survival Rate!



























"I'm a gonna eat ya.....Get in my belly"
He he he he he!
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<Don't sweat it Muse, you are a good person, and that counts for alot.

Aw, shucks..you are too kind, Omega!! wink

<Maybe we can teach each other something. I'll go first darling.....

Hmmm..!! :) :hmm: Food for thought, I am sure..and a tempting offer, as well!! kiss me hf
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The Cockroach
You scored 68 Strength, 46 Intelligance, 33 Morality, and 72 Survival Rate!
The strongest survivor of them all. You don't care how you do it. You just get it done. You're opportunist and omnivore and hard ass hell to kill. Just stay away from the motels and you should be fine.
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The Cannibal
You scored 54 Strength, 86 Intelligance, 42 Morality, and 83 Survival Rate!
Well here you are. Alive and kickin'. Wait.. was that you kickin' or did that come from your stomache? Nevermind. What's important is that you made it... right? All those other survivors are just cattle. Congratulations and welcome to the REAL top of the food chain.


You scored higher than 99% on Strength
You scored higher than 99% on Guile
You scored higher than 99% on Morality
You scored higher than 99% on Survival Rate



Honestly, I chose the dog too!
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The Marauder
You scored 70 Strength, 71 Intelligance, 38 Morality, and 91 Survival Rate!
You know what you want and how to get it. Live and let die, Kill or be killed: Words to live by according to you. It appears to work for you. You can survive just about anything the new world can throw at you. Killing anything that gets in your way. Congratulations.
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Things to Consider

1. Life is sexually transmitted.

2. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

3. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

4. Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. It's really annoying to die healthy.

6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing.

7. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

8. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

9. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

10. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

11. Many terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired Visas(some for as long as 10-15 years). At Blockbuster you're two days late with a video rental and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of US Immigration.
Do what LOVE would do Always!
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Let this cleanse, purify, release, cut all the negative memories, blocks, energies and vibrations and transmute these unwanted energies to pure light ... And it is done."


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Things to Consider


9. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

11. Many terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired Visas(some for as long as 10-15 years). At Blockbuster you're two days late with a video rental and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of US Immigration.
 Quoting: TheWind



Bwhahahahahahaahahahahah!!!!!

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Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.

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