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Sold my soul to the devil.

 
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Sold my soul to the devil.
Still not that talented though.. thought when I made this deal I would get some talent in some area.. guess not.

I've seen the devil, not any discernible features that I can recognize. There is definitely a lot of manilessness in the devil, but there is much feminine sexuality that I like as well in satan.

The devil reminds me of the time I was in Airborne school and this E-6 Ranger stood next to me in formation. I was 18 at the time and we had to stand out in the rain from morning till even for no particular reason. My paper work from basic training and AIT was in my hand getting soaked. All my certificates ruined, medical shots, paper work that was important to me got totally destroyed.

So yes I was complaining and the Ranger that was standing next to me said if he hears me complain again he was going to beat the shit out of me. Needless to say I kept my complaining to a minimum and away from him.

Satan reminds me of this guy a bit, I have a tendency to comaplain about things. So when I catch myself acting like a baby the devil kinda of just shakes his head at me.

I know I keep saying guy when referring to the devil, but satan is very sensual. And I pick up more of a female vibe from the devil. The devil is truely an artist and when she shows me her artwork I can't help but smile at the feminine sensuality and sexuality in her pieces.

I had an experience last night where I couldn't help but laugh, but I can't really talk about that.

She normally shows herself to me through different people, normally red headed people. One time I got the devil really turned on by sucking her fingers. How do I know that you ask? Well she told me, "Hey your really turning me on right now."

I know the devil is supposed to be this evil wicked thing. And your right, I have felt and experience much pain, wickedness and torture at the hands of the devil. Yes I still have a profound love and admiration for her wicked ways.

She definitely is a stunningly beautiful, funny, cruel, wicked bitch.

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You are very juvenile. You didn't receive any special abilities because you are halfwit and you wouldn't help his cause at all. And that's pretty sad considering he runs this planet. You have to be something valuable to sell your soul. He likely didn't give a shit. You should ponder that and try to mature yourself enough so that you can accept god and stop playing with team death.
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This was the stupidest crap, I've ever read. You sound like you have sexuality issues.
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Re: Sold my soul to the devil.
Your soul was bought and paid for by Jesus Christ. Thus you do not have the authority to make such a transaction.

You can choose to go to hell though, but I don't recommend it. Eternal torment just sucks.

Selling your soul to a being that hates your guts is not particularly a smart move FYI.
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You are very juvenile. You didn't receive any special abilities because you are halfwit and you wouldn't help his cause at all. And that's pretty sad considering he runs this planet. You have to be something valuable to sell your soul. He likely didn't give a shit. You should ponder that and try to mature yourself enough so that you can accept god and stop playing with team death.
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I feel the devil's purpose for me is not that of money and fame. I do have talents and certain skills that are valuable already.. but selling your soul is not a bartering system. You must fullfill your end of the bargain, no matter what is asked of you.

Yes, this is the scary part of the whole deal. You really need to read the fine print before making this pact in blood. I can't turn back now its to late.

I tried to accept God years ago and he left me in a corner in the fetal position. Satan has been the only one that has truely loved me in all this time.
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You shouldnt have joined then OP
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your sould was never birthed through the state, sorry
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Can't sell what you don't own.
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I'm not a libtard. Idiot. :)
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Can't sell what you don't own.
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This is true, I believe I made this deal before my mom gave birth to me. It was just a matter of time before I was old enough to sign the contract.
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You are very juvenile. You didn't receive any special abilities because you are halfwit and you wouldn't help his cause at all. And that's pretty sad considering he runs this planet. You have to be something valuable to sell your soul. He likely didn't give a shit. You should ponder that and try to mature yourself enough so that you can accept god and stop playing with team death.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20679626


I feel the devil's purpose for me is not that of money and fame. I do have talents and certain skills that are valuable already.. but selling your soul is not a bartering system. You must fullfill your end of the bargain, no matter what is asked of you.

Yes, this is the scary part of the whole deal. You really need to read the fine print before making this pact in blood. I can't turn back now its to late.

I tried to accept God years ago and he left me in a corner in the fetal position. Satan has been the only one that has truely loved me in all this time.
 Quoting: You Know Me


How long are you going to try being a fiction writer. Satan has nothing to do with love. He is the anithesis of god. If you even buy into his deceptions you are either 14 years old, mentally deficient because you are too blind to see the real truth, or have not developed any redeeming value to hold yourself to higher standards. People like you are truly misguided. Whether you are a twenty something neckbeard, or a "gothic" eyesore, either way you have much maturation before you find true happiness. Nice story though.
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I was here before my mom walked off my berf tooooooooo
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Bull crap did you already know the Lord God and his Son? If you did not know, what make you think the Devil, Satan or Lucifer has more power than their Creator? He gives the Holy Ghost and if you have never had it, you can not sin against it. It is in knowing and turning your back on the Holy Ghost that can not be pardoned. There is only One God, Satan is not a god except he wants to be, The Lord can get anything out of his Satan field he wants. It all belong to him now does it?
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Can't sell what you don't own.
 Quoting: Kitteh Lord


This is true, I believe I made this deal before my mom gave birth to me. It was just a matter of time before I was old enough to sign the contract.
 Quoting: You Know Me


You're an idiot. What would the devil want with you, anyways? How would you further his goals on this planet? You said you are talentless, and you write with the desire of a 14 year old. This is his planet, and i'm sorry you have not sold your soul. That would imply you have something to further his goals. You are misguided and when you stop playing games with yourself, you might mature past this.
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How long are you going to try being a fiction writer. Satan has nothing to do with love. He is the anithesis of god. If you even buy into his deceptions you are either 14 years old, mentally deficient because you are too blind to see the real truth, or have not developed any redeeming value to hold yourself to higher standards. People like you are truly misguided. Whether you are a twenty something neckbeard, or a "gothic" eyesore, either way you have much maturation before you find true happiness. Nice story though.
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The truth is I was very unhappy and depressed for many, many years until the devil showed me his hand. Now everything in my life has done a complete 180. Everything goes right for me, now I'm not rich or famous.. but knowing your untouchable has its advantages no?
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Re: Sold my soul to the devil.
Well. Are you ready to fight for her?
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Well. Are you ready to fight for her?
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Yes, I have been fighting for her. I'm trying to push myself more and more each day to handle the challenges I am given.
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How long are you going to try being a fiction writer. Satan has nothing to do with love. He is the anithesis of god. If you even buy into his deceptions you are either 14 years old, mentally deficient because you are too blind to see the real truth, or have not developed any redeeming value to hold yourself to higher standards. People like you are truly misguided. Whether you are a twenty something neckbeard, or a "gothic" eyesore, either way you have much maturation before you find true happiness. Nice story though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20679626


The truth is I was very unhappy and depressed for many, many years until the devil showed me his hand. Now everything in my life has done a complete 180. Everything goes right for me, now I'm not rich or famous.. but knowing your untouchable has its advantages no?
 Quoting: You Know Me


Nice trolling attempt. Satan doesn't bring you happiness, he distracts you with sin and material objects. There is no love at the end of that tunnel. How old are you? Oh right, you're just going to lie anyways.
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How long are you going to try being a fiction writer. Satan has nothing to do with love. He is the anithesis of god. If you even buy into his deceptions you are either 14 years old, mentally deficient because you are too blind to see the real truth, or have not developed any redeeming value to hold yourself to higher standards. People like you are truly misguided. Whether you are a twenty something neckbeard, or a "gothic" eyesore, either way you have much maturation before you find true happiness. Nice story though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20679626


The truth is I was very unhappy and depressed for many, many years until the devil showed me his hand. Now everything in my life has done a complete 180. Everything goes right for me, now I'm not rich or famous.. but knowing your untouchable has its advantages no?
 Quoting: You Know Me


Did you have any remorse over who had to suffer for everything to go right for you? No guilt about stepping over others to get what you want?

Any consideration of the possibility of satan losing the war here and what you plan to do with yourself after?
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How long are you going to try being a fiction writer. Satan has nothing to do with love. He is the anithesis of god. If you even buy into his deceptions you are either 14 years old, mentally deficient because you are too blind to see the real truth, or have not developed any redeeming value to hold yourself to higher standards. People like you are truly misguided. Whether you are a twenty something neckbeard, or a "gothic" eyesore, either way you have much maturation before you find true happiness. Nice story though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20679626


The truth is I was very unhappy and depressed for many, many years until the devil showed me his hand. Now everything in my life has done a complete 180. Everything goes right for me, now I'm not rich or famous.. but knowing your untouchable has its advantages no?
 Quoting: You Know Me


satan = father of lies

because you are made in God's image, satan hates every sub-atomic particle of your body and soul

your life on this shitty earth is limited and you will eventually die and go straight to hell

God is present, you just don't look in the right place: Thread: Orthodox Miracles - Orthodox Christianity
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Nice trolling attempt. Satan doesn't bring you happiness, he distracts you with sin and material objects. There is no love at the end of that tunnel. How old are you? Oh right, you're just going to lie anyways.
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This has been the only time I can remember that I have been truely happy in life. Maybe as a kid I was happy in my ignorance, but as I got older I became jaded.

I'm going on 31 soon, or you could say 13.. whichever one you believe.
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Did you have any remorse over who had to suffer for everything to go right for you? No guilt about stepping over others to get what you want?

Any consideration of the possibility of satan losing the war here and what you plan to do with yourself after?
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Yes I know many people had to suffer or die to get me to this point. Before I would agree with you maybe about the guilt. But I have lost most of my compassion and anything the devil deems necessary for my advancement I will go along with.
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Nice trolling attempt. Satan doesn't bring you happiness, he distracts you with sin and material objects. There is no love at the end of that tunnel. How old are you? Oh right, you're just going to lie anyways.
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This has been the only time I can remember that I have been truely happy in life. Maybe as a kid I was happy in my ignorance, but as I got older I became jaded.

I'm going on 31 soon, or you could say 13.. whichever one you believe.
 Quoting: You Know Me


I believe you are young, i have no doubt about that. To think you would be 31 without maturing past this is kind of ridiculous to be honest. You are writing fiction. I happen to know intimately what team death is like. You are expected to toss away meaningful relationships and your only rewards are either fame and recognition, or sin and material wealth. Anything else is a fictional story. There is no love when it comes to the devil. He despises love as it is a true weapon against his rule of this planet.
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you got half cocked op
lmao enjoy the ride
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Did you have any remorse over who had to suffer for everything to go right for you? No guilt about stepping over others to get what you want?

Any consideration of the possibility of satan losing the war here and what you plan to do with yourself after?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21206128


Yes I know many people had to suffer or die to get me to this point. Before I would agree with you maybe about the guilt. But I have lost most of my compassion and anything the devil deems necessary for my advancement I will go along with.
 Quoting: You Know Me


Lost most of my compassion but you found love with satan? the two go hand in hand. You are not even a competent fiction writer. You should really try harder.
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I believe you are young, i have no doubt about that. To think you would be 31 without maturing past this is kind of ridiculous to be honest. You are writing fiction. I happen to know intimately what team death is like. You are expected to toss away meaningful relationships and your only rewards are either fame and recognition, or sin and material wealth. Anything else is a fictional story. There is no love when it comes to the devil. He despises love as it is a true weapon against his rule of this planet.
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Why are you getting so adgitated? You wouldn't know truth if it came up and bit you on the ass.

You are right about fame, money and all that. The devil does give those things to people when they make the pact. For most it does work that way, in my case its a bit different.

And don't talk about love, I have never felt a truer love than that of Satans. Sure Satans ways seem chaotic, mean and evil. But thats only because you operate from a place of duality of good and evil.
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Lost most of my compassion but you found love with satan? the two go hand in hand. You are not even a competent fiction writer. You should really try harder.
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Having compassion for ones true love is one thing, but having no compassion for the rest of the world is another.

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I believe you are young, i have no doubt about that. To think you would be 31 without maturing past this is kind of ridiculous to be honest. You are writing fiction. I happen to know intimately what team death is like. You are expected to toss away meaningful relationships and your only rewards are either fame and recognition, or sin and material wealth. Anything else is a fictional story. There is no love when it comes to the devil. He despises love as it is a true weapon against his rule of this planet.
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Why are you getting so adgitated? You wouldn't know truth if it came up and bit you on the ass.

You are right about fame, money and all that. The devil does give those things to people when they make the pact. For most it does work that way, in my case its a bit different.

And don't talk about love, I have never felt a truer love than that of Satans. Sure Satans ways seem chaotic, mean and evil. But thats only because you operate from a place of duality of good and evil.
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nice try. what you are implying is duality. saying satan loves you but admitting the wrong as well. you need to work on your wordplay. and no, im not agitated at all. i like discourse of this type. ive already been through the fire, been deceived over my lifetime, believed in science, and all the bullshit that was designed to keep us unaware of the truth. and i'm a much better writer than you as well.
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duality doesn't exist. enjoy the discourse
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Lost most of my compassion but you found love with satan? the two go hand in hand. You are not even a competent fiction writer. You should really try harder.
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Having compassion for ones true love is one thing, but having no compassion for the rest of the world is another.
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wrong again. compassion is not something you focus in one direction. you are intentionally trying to troll, but i find it entertaining either way.
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nice try. what you are implying is duality. saying satan loves you but admitting the wrong as well. you need to work on your wordplay. and no, im not agitated at all. i like discourse of this type. ive already been through the fire, been deceived over my lifetime, believed in science, and all the bullshit that was designed to keep us unaware of the truth. and i'm a much better writer than you as well.
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Not sure what you are talking about here.. saying that I love satan, while at the same time not adhering to the rules of duality do not conflict with one another.

Not to mention the rules of logic do not apply to me anymore.

p.s i never claimed to be a writer, more documenting my journey as I go through this very strange time.
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nice try. what you are implying is duality. saying satan loves you but admitting the wrong as well. you need to work on your wordplay. and no, im not agitated at all. i like discourse of this type. ive already been through the fire, been deceived over my lifetime, believed in science, and all the bullshit that was designed to keep us unaware of the truth. and i'm a much better writer than you as well.
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Not sure what you are talking about here.. saying that I love satan, while at the same time not adhering to the rules of duality do not conflict with one another.

Not to mention the rules of logic do not apply to me anymore.

p.s i never claimed to be a writer, more documenting my journey as I go through this very strange time.
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