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I WAS IN THE ILLUMINATI…NOW I AM TELLING ALL (OBAMA, SPACE FLIGHTS, DENVER, ALIENS)

 
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This post will be about how the Illuminati recruited me and what exactly I had to go through.

When I was nineteen years old, I fell into some money through some connections with friends and some successful investments of some money that I had made throughout my childhood. I got involved in some backroom deals and saw my money begin to grow.

As I attended college at Harvard in 1964, I begin to become increasingly rich, and my influence on campus grew as well through my participation in various clubs, and organizations. Some friends and I began to serve as quasi-stock brokers while still at Harvard. I made tons of cash during that year, and was very powerful and influential on campus.

One night as I was walking back to my dorm shortly after midnight, I was approached by two men in black suits. I initially assumed that they were going to investigate my business activity because some of it was not exactly legal. They asked me to come with them and I followed them into the basement of a two story house a couple streets over from my dorm room. They sat me down at a table and asked me if I was willing to make a deal. They would not tell me what deal I would be making, but just continually asked if I would be willing to make a deal.

I half-assed agreed that I would, and that is when the biggest man that I have ever seen walked through some closet doors and sat down First of all, if you do not believe me then I am sorry. I am here to tell the truth, and nothing that is written by me is false exaggeration nor science fiction. This information is real, it is true, it is reality, and it is time for it to be told.
I was a member of the Illuminati for 47 years.

I was recruited when I was 19 years old. I have posted here off and on over the past year. (Some of the posts are mine, others are my brothers, mainly they are his) The information that I am about to unfold is very revealing and very dangerous. I am one of seven people in the history of the Illuminati that have performed the “Departure” Ritual. I knew that I needed to get out when I had something revealed to me at a meeting in June of 2010. For years I was in line with the beliefs, motives, and actions of the Illuminati, but it recently became too much for me to bear, and I had to extinguish my sacred contract.

My reason for coming here is to reveal EVERYTHING about the Illuminati. How you become a member, what the organization is about, what the organization does, and the future plans that we have.

Read Full Story [link to www.anonymousmags.com]
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whatever lolsign bsmeter2 rofl
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OP what was revealed to you in 2010?
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absolute BS

there is no departure ritual

if you leave, you die

end of story
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Thought this was a thred a while back?
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Thought this was a thred a while back?
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Yeah it looks like a rehash.
Still, could be a cool story behind it.
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Don't feed the troll. Walt1944 is dead and so is his thread. Dead thread.
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Scientists working for the Illuminati have found a way that they can “shut” off the sun. A weapon has been created that shoot a beam of high density radiation right into the heart of a planet or star. This beam of radiation penetrates through the planet creating a very large cylinder in the exact middle of it. The radiation that is left behind begins to eat at the star or planet and the effects spread like wildfire. This technology has been tested on various stars in our immediate solar system and is very effective. The first thing that occurs to the star is that the radiation eats a perfect cylinder through the middle of the star, the radiation left behind begins working its way outward degenerating anything in its path. The radiation continues to build and spread. Some stars hung on until they were totally deteriorated from the radiation; however, some stars became so unstable that they combusted at a certain point.



This is hilarious. This person is an attention seeker and making it up as they go along. There are so many people that do this that have no idea as to what's really going on. Aside from attention, why would someone go through all of this effort?
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i am so sorry you were molested. better luck next reincarnation. just try to aim for a fat family. at least you'll be amongst insecure fucks
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This is funny. I also went to his link. Laughing pretty hard now. You put a lot of effort into your fiction.
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That was the funniest thing I have read in awhile. In one sentence he claims Obama is not Illuminati and then several paragraphs later claims he is head of the North American branch of Illuminati along with Warren Buffet.

Claims Lincoln was not assassinated and lived out his life in a bunker in New Mexico and the biggest bunker is in Brazil that can hold 5000 people ? Not very big, the Illuminati must be small.

A weapon that fires radiation at the sun ? The sun is well supplied with it own radiation. If they "turn off the sun" then they will not be around that long themselves as its going to be rather cold in those bunkers and without food growing no way to sustain themselves.

Please do not tell me you actually believe this crap....if so please give me a ring as I have some ocean front property to sell you...you will love it...its in Oklahoma.
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This is funny. I also went to his link. Laughing pretty hard now. You put a lot of effort into your fiction.
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This ^^
Sorry OP, I wish this were true but after reading your link must call bullshit.
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Those were my thoughts. How do you turn off the sun? You don't.

That was the funniest thing I have read in awhile. In one sentence he claims Obama is not Illuminati and then several paragraphs later claims he is head of the North American branch of Illuminati along with Warren Buffet.

Claims Lincoln was not assassinated and lived out his life in a bunker in New Mexico and the biggest bunker is in Brazil that can hold 5000 people ? Not very big, the Illuminati must be small.

A weapon that fires radiation at the sun ? The sun is well supplied with it own radiation. If they "turn off the sun" then they will not be around that long themselves as its going to be rather cold in those bunkers and without food growing no way to sustain themselves.

Please do not tell me you actually believe this crap....if so please give me a ring as I have some ocean front property to sell you...you will love it...its in Oklahoma.
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This post will be about how the Illuminati recruited me and what exactly I had to go through.

When I was nineteen years old, I fell into some money through some connections with friends and some successful investments of some money that I had made throughout my childhood. I got involved in some backroom deals and saw my money begin to grow.

As I attended college at Harvard in 1964, I begin to become increasingly rich, and my influence on campus grew as well through my participation in various clubs, and organizations. Some friends and I began to serve as quasi-stock brokers while still at Harvard. I made tons of cash during that year, and was very powerful and influential on campus.

One night as I was walking back to my dorm shortly after midnight, I was approached by two men in black suits. I initially assumed that they were going to investigate my business activity because some of it was not exactly legal. They asked me to come with them and I followed them into the basement of a two story house a couple streets over from my dorm room. They sat me down at a table and asked me if I was willing to make a deal. They would not tell me what deal I would be making, but just continually asked if I would be willing to make a deal.

I half-assed agreed that I would, and that is when the biggest man that I have ever seen walked through some closet doors and sat down First of all, if you do not believe me then I am sorry. I am here to tell the truth, and nothing that is written by me is false exaggeration nor science fiction. This information is real, it is true, it is reality, and it is time for it to be told.
I was a member of the Illuminati for 47 years.

I was recruited when I was 19 years old. I have posted here off and on over the past year. (Some of the posts are mine, others are my brothers, mainly they are his) The information that I am about to unfold is very revealing and very dangerous. I am one of seven people in the history of the Illuminati that have performed the “Departure” Ritual. I knew that I needed to get out when I had something revealed to me at a meeting in June of 2010. For years I was in line with the beliefs, motives, and actions of the Illuminati, but it recently became too much for me to bear, and I had to extinguish my sacred contract.

My reason for coming here is to reveal EVERYTHING about the Illuminati. How you become a member, what the organization is about, what the organization does, and the future plans that we have.

Read Full Story [link to www.anonymousmags.com]
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this same bullshit was posted some time ago.
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OP,

I want to hear what you have to say. Please go on.....don't mind the nay sayers. hf
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OP,

I want to hear what you have to say. Please go on.....don't mind the nay sayers. hf
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I suppose you think the WWE is real.
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OP,

I want to hear what you have to say. Please go on.....don't mind the nay sayers. hf
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I suppose you think the WWE is real.
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I said I wanted to hear what he has to say. I don't believe I said anything about believing him, I haven't heard his story yet.

Please stfu
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This is an old story that has been posted on Glp more than once now.
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absolute BS

there is no departure ritual

if you leave, you die

end of story
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68436093


absolute BS

there is no departure ritual

if you leave, you die

end of story
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68436093


Ya we don't have no Rituals. If there were such a ritual it would require....

1) Faith
2) Amonium Nitrate .825 grams
3) Any Synthetic opiate. 0.5 Grams (I.e. fentenal*)
4) 29 gauge 100IU hypodermic needle

Once injected you will achieve cardiac arrest by way of anesthesia. The nitrate will restart your Heart around the 20 minute mark. Then you must sleep for 2 days and rise on the 3rd Voilà!

Not suggested. I do not want anyone thinking they have any Mastery above or lateral to me.

while Departed he found GOD barreled over laughing. GOD said to HIM. What the Fuck!? Get the fuck back down there. You're too early. And here kid, here's half my wisdom and Keys you couldn't find.

What an arrogant fuck that GOD is. Always a pleasure meeting you.yoda
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So what do you suggest we do?
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yep old story,i remember the big man part from like 5 years ago.
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Really? This is stupid.


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