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Is masturbation spirutualy destructive(valid topic)

 
get a grip...tighter
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If you are just looking to releive yourself, that's all you will do.

There are many ways Chi can be directed if the driver is in cumtrol. ;)
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08/20/2006 02:34 AM
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Well, not only do "new agers" claim that it is harmful or destructive, but Christianity has declared it the sin of "self-love". What I don't understand is, if it's "self-love", why are we usually thinking of another individual when we masturbate? I mean, I am never thinking of my body image when I masturbate. 1dunno1
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Ha!. I love this post.
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08/20/2006 02:40 AM
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If it is destructive, ToadMaster's avatar isn't helping too much. Not saying I do not like the avatar. Just an observation.
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08/20/2006 02:53 AM
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FWIW, I'm extremely energized afterwards. ROBOTdance blobr ratdance

(Same thing after having "real" sex!)
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What! Louder!!!
Destructive?

A?

No, you m*%&%$%&r!!!
Anonymous Coward
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The answer is no. Sexuality is very spiritual. Look up kundalini and such.

I love myself; I want you to love me
When I feel down; I want you above me
I search myself; I want you to find me
I forget myself; I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees; I'd do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
ahh ohh i don't want anybody else
oh no oh on oh no yeah

I love myself; I want you to love me
When I feel down; I want you above me
I search myself; I want you to find me
I forget myself; I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
ahh ohh i don't want anybody else
oh no oh no oh no

I want you
I don't want anybody else
and when i think about you; i touch myself
ooh ooOoh ooOoh aaaaahhhh

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself

I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself

I honestly do
I touch myself
I touch mysel
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2006 03:39 AM
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NEVER sit next to someone who just masterbated
HorrorxDoll

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NEVER sit next to someone who just masterbated
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Yeah. Cause in 5 mins they'll wanna go again. rimshot
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2006 04:09 AM
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Every single thing a person does is related to or caused by sex.

Sigmund Freud please answer your phone!

sideways
Man 2.0

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08/20/2006 04:11 AM
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no
Man 2.0

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"Every single thing a person does is related to or caused by sex."


or hunger
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08/20/2006 06:54 AM
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I've heard from various new-age sources that masterbation wastes vital life energies that can't be replaced, and attracts vile leecher ether parasites into your home to extract your wasted energy. I also hear that it feeds the reptiles and their matrix. Which is true? and is it supported with metaphysic evidence?
 Quoting: ToadMaster




Depends what the thought processes are at the time really, same goes for any activity.

Technically it could be said that all none spiritual thoughts are destructive, since Earthly thoughts cut out the spiritual ones.
Manticore

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Of course not, do it as much as you want.

Repression shouldn't be in your vocabulary.
5150 - Bill

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I've also heard that if u wear a tin foil hat during a full moon and chant repeatedly for over three hours:

"I am not an idiot!"

The evil presence will leave.

By the way, here's something special to help you chant...

[link to www.albinoblacksheep.com]

Please don't be offended. I still like the way you go bouncy-bouncy :)
Music is a greater revelation than all philosophy and wisdom.
Rock Reynolds nli
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08/20/2006 11:41 AM
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Hi all!!

"Waxin' the rocket" is a dude's ONLY "defense" against chicks.



Rap wif ya' later.

Rock
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the thing you must remember is...the spirit is not physical...you can not harm the spirit physically...duh

sex, with or without a partner is a body function...and an excelent way to relieve stress and get the happy endorphins circulating through out the blood stream.

anything in excess is bad for you

anything in moderation is OK and since we were designed with the ability to get ourselves off...I think we can safely assume this is something "natural"
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I've heard from various new-age sources that masterbation wastes vital life energies that can't be replaced, and attracts vile leecher ether parasites into your home to extract your wasted energy. I also hear that it feeds the reptiles and their matrix. Which is true? and is it supported with metaphysic evidence?


As my stepfather put it on a sticky note left where I stashed his hijacked Playboy magazines hidden underneath a drawer in my chest of drawers.

"Too much of a good thing is not good for you".

I think this is sound advice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 115602



Dude, that wasn't a sticky note.
J.H.F.C.
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11/21/2006 09:25 PM
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Those idiots will make anything up.

Here's the deal...

They are Control Freaks.

Control Freaks can't exist without controlling anything and everything that comes their way.

Why do they have to control as much as they do?

Answer:

Because they have to control the flow of ALL information. And this is because there is a plethora (meaning a whole lot of) information that would COMDEMN THEM!

They are, above all, LIARS!

And if anyone would ever find out how hideous their lies are, they'd be tarred and feathered and run out of town.

They have one motto and one motto only...

THE BEST DEFENSE IS A GOOD OFFENSE!

They are ALWAYS on the offensive.

Most importantly, they MUST constantly and continually point out faults and shortcomings of others.

When they run out of faults and shortcomings to point out, they make up more as they go. Hence, the age-old accusation that masturbation is sinful, or in the case of new agers, somehow is negatively affecting the universe.

There is only one thing to know about people who condemn or even decry masturbation, and that is that they are dispicable hypocrites who are destined to rot in hell. I wouldn't be surprised if every one of them has had the experience of being the pivot-man in a circle jerk!

They only thing I can say about them is:

THANK GOD THERE IS A HELL!

J.H.F.C.
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I've heard from various new-age sources that masterbation wastes vital life energies that can't be replaced, and attracts vile leecher ether parasites into your home to extract your wasted energy. I also hear that it feeds the reptiles and their matrix. Which is true? and is it supported with metaphysic evidence?
 Quoting: ToadMaster


It's like a cement mixer, man....it's always on. Abstinence causes all kinds of physical problems for the simple reason that the human body wasn't designed for it. It was designed to reproduce.....which is good or else none of us would be here.
edgar celadus

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When you make the choice to consummate a relationship with the opposite sex, your Dna programming reaches its end. what happens later is that there is no purpose to life at all, or very little. people become fat and ugly, have an inability to lose weight.(fat is excess waste being pulled back down into earth's interior for recycling).
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bump
starbattle

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Most of what J.H.F.C. said., except the mentions of hell.
Peace To All!
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When you make the choice to consumate a relationship with the opposite sex, Your Dna programming reaches its end. what happens later is that there is no purpose to life at all, or very little. people become fat and ugly, have an inability to lose weight.(fat is excess waste being pulled back down to earth for recycling).
 Quoting: edgar celadus



OK, so I am still a virgin. I have not consumated a relationship...not yet anyway. Does this mean my DNA programming is still goint on? Can you explain more on this?
Greyeyes

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Truth be known the whole world miss uses sexual energy. To take the sexual energy down and out threw the genitals is to use this energy as the animals do. No right or wrong to this. Just your personal business.
Learning to use our sexual energy the way the creator wanted us to will help to awaken you. This energy is what some call the kundalini energy. Bringing this energy up and out the top of a person and doing ones personal clearing work can take us to what some call enlightenment.
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
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I've heard from various new-age sources that masterbation wastes vital life energies that can't be replaced, and attracts vile leecher ether parasites into your home to extract your wasted energy. I also hear that it feeds the reptiles and their matrix. Which is true? and is it supported with metaphysic evidence?
 Quoting: ToadMaster


Bullshit.
Mister_Obvious

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07/06/2007 10:02 PM
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Get your "I HEART MASTURBATION" emotie and wallpaper here!

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walking around with a boner all day sure is spiritually destructive...
IDW
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The answer is of course in nature.

Since animals act instintively and they do it, it is my opinion it is a natural function.

If the semen is not periodically renewed it becomes stale, increasing the chances of genetically inferior or defective offspring. If you're trying to have a baby with your woman and you have sex only during ovulation, the chances are the semen will be mostly dead.

MAsturbation is vilified by religious idiots, most of who are are spilling thier semen into children or whores as an alternative to masturbation.
Mister_Obvious

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07/06/2007 11:58 PM
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Take it from IDW... he knows *all about* masturbation...

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