I've heard from various new-age sources that masterbation wastes vital life energies that can't be replaced, and attracts vile leecher ether parasites into your home to extract your wasted energy. I also hear that it feeds the reptiles and their matrix. Which is true? and is it supported with metaphysic evidence?


As my stepfather put it on a sticky note left where I stashed his hijacked Playboy magazines hidden underneath a drawer in my chest of drawers.

"Too much of a good thing is not good for you".

I think this is sound advice.