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I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back

 
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I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
That might mean they'd have to stop threatening everybody with Jesus, which really seems to be all they have to work with

I bet ol Jesus would be like a turd in the punchbowl
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
It is against the rules only The Lord gets to do that.
Daughter out with my own way.
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
When you say "religious people", do you mean Christians?
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
I remember some humor from back when
Jerry Falwell was a thing.

He's preaching his BS and someone comes
up to the podium and whispers to him
and Falwell says, "What!? He's here?!
And Falwell flees the building in fear.
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
A guy talking peace and sharing and loving, wearing sandals and claiming he's from palestine would end up in county jail
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
When you say "religious people", do you mean Christians?
 Quoting: Fist McKraken


I mean whoever uses the bible and Jesus to threaten people with

Some people, that's all they have. They only open the book to look for something to justify themselves, or to make threats they have no business making

I think people like that would not want to walk the talk when it came time to pay the piper, if you catch my drift
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
Some AC seems to be doing exactly as you say so that people like you post things like this.

One could even argue you both seem to be working in tandem.
1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.

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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
Do you have any examples of how Christians have hurt you?

Or are you parroting what you have heard.


How did these "mean ol" Christians hurt you?
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
When you say "religious people", do you mean Christians?
 Quoting: Fist McKraken


I mean whoever uses the bible and Jesus to threaten people with

Some people, that's all they have. They only open the book to look for something to justify themselves, or to make threats they have no business making

I think people like that would not want to walk the talk when it came time to pay the piper, if you catch my drift
 Quoting: *Isaac*


Ah, you mean false-religious people. The Bible itself speaks against those people.
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
When you say "religious people", do you mean Christians?
 Quoting: Fist McKraken


I mean whoever uses the bible and Jesus to threaten people with

Some people, that's all they have. They only open the book to look for something to justify themselves, or to make threats they have no business making

I think people like that would not want to walk the talk when it came time to pay the piper, if you catch my drift
 Quoting: *Isaac*


Ah, you mean false-religious people. The Bible itself speaks against those people.
 Quoting: Fist McKraken


sure, exactly, like how it warns against those being religious for the sake of outward appearances

these are also the people spoken of in the parable of the vineyard owner
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
I was nearly bashed to death once by a bunch of tongues speaking hell screaming rapture tard christians and their pastor.

Cause I had a headache and didnt want to sit up the front.

FUCK ALL CHRISTIANS. HATEFUL SATANIC FUCKS ALL OF YOU.
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I was nearly bashed to death once by a bunch of tongues speaking hell screaming rapture tard christians and their pastor.

Cause I had a headache and didnt want to sit up the front.

FUCK ALL CHRISTIANS. HATEFUL SATANIC FUCKS ALL OF YOU.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68447551


Hasty generalization.
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
you call me a troll in my karma comments because I piss you off with the truth ?

ok then, coward
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
Do you have any examples of how Christians have hurt you?

Or are you parroting what you have heard.


How did these "mean ol" Christians hurt you?
 Quoting: sundayisNOTthesabbath


so you deny what I'm saying is true ?

that doesn't sound very logical
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
When you say "religious people", do you mean Christians?
 Quoting: Fist McKraken


I mean whoever uses the bible and Jesus to threaten people with

Some people, that's all they have. They only open the book to look for something to justify themselves, or to make threats they have no business making

I think people like that would not want to walk the talk when it came time to pay the piper, if you catch my drift
 Quoting: *Isaac*


sounds like you don't want to either. Is there some type of illicit behavior you are engaging in that you perceive Christians are "bashing" and threatening you over?
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
That might mean they'd have to stop threatening everybody with Jesus, which really seems to be all they have to work with

I bet ol Jesus would be like a turd in the punchbowl
 Quoting: *Isaac*


Lol
Because.you are Jesus, Dung beetle.
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
Do you have any examples of how Christians have hurt you?

Or are you parroting what you have heard.


How did these "mean ol" Christians hurt you?
 Quoting: sundayisNOTthesabbath


so you deny what I'm saying is true ?

that doesn't sound very logical
 Quoting: *Isaac*


The majority of "religious" people are what? 90% of the planet?

1.2 billion pagans, erm catholics.

1 billion muslims.

Billions of hindus, nature worshipers.


I would agree 100% with you. The majority of "religious" people do not want Jesus the Creator to come back.


Do you have examples for us of how "Christians" have hurt you so terribly you came on the internet to make a post about them?
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
When you say "religious people", do you mean Christians?
 Quoting: Fist McKraken


I mean whoever uses the bible and Jesus to threaten people with

Some people, that's all they have. They only open the book to look for something to justify themselves, or to make threats they have no business making

I think people like that would not want to walk the talk when it came time to pay the piper, if you catch my drift
 Quoting: *Isaac*


sounds like you don't want to either. Is there some type of illicit behavior you are engaging in that you perceive Christians are "bashing" and threatening you over?
 Quoting: Mrs. B


sounds like you little to nothing about me or what I believe in respect to God

But back to the thread topic ( not me, in case you didn't notice )

Jesus would be a buzzkill for a lot of religious people, you disagree with that ?
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
Do you have any examples of how Christians have hurt you?

Or are you parroting what you have heard.


How did these "mean ol" Christians hurt you?
 Quoting: sundayisNOTthesabbath


so you deny what I'm saying is true ?

that doesn't sound very logical
 Quoting: *Isaac*


The majority of "religious" people are what? 90% of the planet?

1.2 billion pagans, erm catholics.

1 billion muslims.

Billions of hindus, nature worshipers.


I would agree 100% with you. The majority of "religious" people do not want Jesus the Creator to come back.


Do you have examples for us of how "Christians" have hurt you so terribly you came on the internet to make a post about them?
 Quoting: sundayisNOTthesabbath


I have some news for you, genius

You are agreeing with something I never said ( majority of religious people )

Congrats

So back to the thread topic

You do or don't agree ?

Have some balls and take a stance at least
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
If they don't like what they see in the mirror today they will like it even less on that day. God hardened Pharoah's heart so all the plagues would be poured out, He will do the same to get the 2nd bruise of Ge:3:15 completed as Moses was the fist step in getting the heel bruise completed.

Mic:3:6-7:
Therefore night shall be unto you,
that ye shall not have a vision;
and it shall be dark unto you,
that ye shall not divine;
and the sun shall go down over the prophets,
and the day shall be dark over them.

Then shall the seers be ashamed,
and the diviners confounded:
yea,
they shall all cover their lips;
for there is no answer of God.
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
yup. Jesus has pretty much lost his audience . he's a wanker.
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
yup. Jesus has pretty much lost his audience . he's a wanker.
 Quoting: Holy Cow!_33


You're quite clueless.
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
Do you have any examples of how Christians have hurt you?

Or are you parroting what you have heard.


How did these "mean ol" Christians hurt you?
 Quoting: sundayisNOTthesabbath


so you deny what I'm saying is true ?

that doesn't sound very logical
 Quoting: *Isaac*


The majority of "religious" people are what? 90% of the planet?

1.2 billion pagans, erm catholics.

1 billion muslims.

Billions of hindus, nature worshipers.


I would agree 100% with you. The majority of "religious" people do not want Jesus the Creator to come back.


Do you have examples for us of how "Christians" have hurt you so terribly you came on the internet to make a post about them?
 Quoting: sundayisNOTthesabbath


I have some news for you, genius

You are agreeing with something I never said ( majority of religious people )

Congrats

So back to the thread topic

You do or don't agree ?

Have some balls and take a stance at least
 Quoting: *Isaac*


?

The topic of your thread is "I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back "

I showed you that yes, the vast majority of "religious" people do not want Jesus to come back.

I agreed with you.

Regardless of the foul language and name calling you felt was prudent to spew, could you please give some examples of how "Christians" have hurt your delicate feelings?

You seem so upset at those mean ol Christians. If I could give you some icecream I would. :)

smile_hear
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
That might mean they'd have to stop threatening everybody with Jesus, which really seems to be all they have to work with

I bet ol Jesus would be like a turd in the punchbowl
 Quoting: *Isaac*


feedtroll
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
Another one offended by those who speak the Truth. violin
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
When you say "religious people", do you mean Christians?
 Quoting: Fist McKraken


I mean whoever uses the bible and Jesus to threaten people with

Some people, that's all they have. They only open the book to look for something to justify themselves, or to make threats they have no business making

I think people like that would not want to walk the talk when it came time to pay the piper, if you catch my drift
 Quoting: *Isaac*


sounds like you don't want to either. Is there some type of illicit behavior you are engaging in that you perceive Christians are "bashing" and threatening you over?
 Quoting: Mrs. B


sounds like you little to nothing about me or what I believe in respect to God

But back to the thread topic ( not me, in case you didn't notice )

Jesus would be a buzzkill for a lot of religious people, you disagree with that ?
 Quoting: *Isaac*


you are asserting that Christians are "threatening" people.... what are these people doing that they are receiving supposed threats over specifically?

I don't personally see any scenario where the return of Jesus would be a "buzzkill" as you put it, to anyone.
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
When you say "religious people", do you mean Christians?
 Quoting: Fist McKraken


I mean whoever uses the bible and Jesus to threaten people with

Some people, that's all they have. They only open the book to look for something to justify themselves, or to make threats they have no business making

I think people like that would not want to walk the talk when it came time to pay the piper, if you catch my drift
 Quoting: *Isaac*


sounds like you don't want to either. Is there some type of illicit behavior you are engaging in that you perceive Christians are "bashing" and threatening you over?
 Quoting: Mrs. B


sounds like you little to nothing about me or what I believe in respect to God

But back to the thread topic ( not me, in case you didn't notice )

Jesus would be a buzzkill for a lot of religious people, you disagree with that ?
 Quoting: *Isaac*


Define a lot, do you mean most? I'd be thrilled. But I'm not sure how many would. They're a bunch of Christians that don't believe he's going to do more than meet us in the air.

It will be interesting when it goes down. hf
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
Jesus wasn't a person and isn't coming back as one. It's a metaphor for fucks sake. Bibletards have no idea. No hell exists. No Satan. No Jesus. Stop wasting your time at child ass raping church and learn metaphysical symbolism.
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
I can't speak for other religions, but Christians regularly sponsor children in third world countries, funding their schooling, housing, and food. Christians run shelters for battered women and abused children, orphanages for children whose parents have died or are incarcerated, addiction recovery facilities, ministries for troubled youth, prison ministries, meals on wheels for seniors, massive outpouring of support for victims of natural disasters, and homeless shelters. And this is not limited to the United States by any stretch of the imagination. Christians do these things world-wide, especially in impoverished, forgotten, war-torn corners of the world. The vast majority of Christians are awesome, well-balanced, educated and sympathetic people. Don't judge a religion by its small percentage of failures. Judge it by its huge percentage of successes. If you're going to rip religious people, you need to carefully qualify your accusations and be specific about whom you're accusing.
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
many Xians are nice people but jebus aint coming back ever
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Re: I honestly don't think a majority of religious people want Jesus to come back
many Xians are nice people but jebus aint coming back ever
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You hope.





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