Why the fuck is the taxi driver that dropped me off at my house sitting on my porch an hour after he dropped me off?

Update: nothing left on porch, no phone call. Good thing I trusted my instincts and didn't open the door.

He is waiting for the blowjob you promised.

The taxi gives you a receipt now-a-days? I didn't know that.

Maybe he is pissed you didn't tip him.

CCTV just in from OP's house...

At least he's honest about it

is this what we've come to? people are fucking pussies. just man up, pick up your side-arm, and ask him why he's n the stoop. you're a dumbass.

any pics?

I live in California. Can't do that here.

Nah then he would just leave it on the porch and drive off.

Sounds like he will be back.

Was it a muzz? Then it could be he just fancies you and wants to put his thing in you, doesn't matter if you are male or female.

Never use a taxi if the driver is some third worlder, always problems.

If I had to guess I'd say he was Persian.

So either a moral relativist atheist Iranian or a full blown shia terrorist.

In any case I think he fancies you. Was he like watching you a lot while he drove you home?
Maybe flirtatious?

Last Edited by -GLP-Christian- on 03/03/2015 11:17 AM

Nope, just a lowly Troll is all.

Probably just chiiling until dispatch sends him on another call.
Unless you are somebody important enough to get assigned a "Handler" which i doubt you are. If you are a journalist or a IT in banking or work in a secured Federal facility, you got nothing to worry about. Just a cabby sick of sitting in his car waiting for his next fare.

Hey OP, what is it like being a pansy little girl scared of your own shadow. FFS, I cannot see how many of you can get through life, man the fuck up Nancy.

OP lives to tell the tale. OP wins it seems.