Why Australians flush the toilet before they take a dump

er vice versa lol.

Sssshhhhhh!.. Yes we do ! Australia is a horribly dangerous place you can visit, yet not live happily.

Stay where you are.

Well, I don't live in Australia, but I can say from experience that spiders take for freaking ever to drown. It was only a few months ago that I was taking a shower, and the drain was sort of clogged and the water was up to my ankles. While I had shampoo in my hair, I noticed a shadow on the shower curtain, and here comes the biggest friggin' tree spider I've ever seen, bigger than what's in this video. And I say to myself, "Goddamn you! Do NOT come in here!" And the bastard did it anyway. He crawls up under the curtain, and proceeds to fall into the shower with me. I am standing there, keeping as much distance from it as I can, kicking the water, trying to get it away from me, and it is swimming towards me trying to save itself. I kicked and waved and splashed for what seemed to be fifteen minutes with this thing submerged, swimming under water trying to get to me, getting thrown back, until it finally drowned. And even then I didn't trust it, as it was still moving. Very unsettling with a huge spider corpse in the shower with me. But I supposed having one under my bare ass would have been just as bad.

:foreskin:

30 gallons to kill a fucking spider. Only an Aussie.

I kinda felt bad for the spider. Creepy situation but yeah, find a jar and throw him outside to kill the other pest bugs.

And...Lol. it wasn't even dead! cwzy Merkan

well aren't you funny, fucking US cunt

Florida is not much different. Came home from work one day to find a six foot Alligator in my fenced back yard. Fucking thing had to climb over a four foot fence to get in.

Now now... Dont troll our tp partners with such disdain
Cause obviously .. We/they ain't here to fuck spiders.

He watched too much Steve Irwin.

He should've spent less time talking, and more time focusing

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Yay.. the actions of a merkanized cunt satired!

No wonder so many remain in awe of a spider that wont be flushed.

crikey

Huntsman and its the aussie version of a common house spider.

just bigger a lot BIGGER

in australia our toilets dont flush like this,,maybe in thailand

Thinking about Australia provides me with incontinence.

No way dude, it's cool here. No snakes, no bears, no skunks, no tigers, no poison ivy, no republicans, no poison oak....

What about sheep??????????1

That's true. They're different down here, the plumbing allows air into the line and they all flush quite quickly and powerfully. I've had friends go to the States and they're always plugging up the toilets because they don't worry about how much paper they put in and in the States they swoosh so slowly...

Same with kitchen sinks.

You can hear the water go down drains outside because they have open vents.

The sheep are cool too. I'm new to this, a few years ago I put some self-shedding ones out back. They mow the lawn for free, I don't have to do anything to take care of them. They easily birth twins or triplets, (and they rest nicely in my freezer - yum.)

BTW, am an ex-yank

In Sydney we had outdoor plumbing installed for the Sydney 2000 games along with electricity, great having a bidet!!!

so you dont "love" them like the locals?

No, no, You're confused with Iowa... "Where women are scarce and sheep are nervous"

That is one thing with these powerful flushes - I can't get used to all the water splashing all over the seats - you always have to wipe them off. Disgusting. Yeah, they're a bidet if you flush when sitting!

Yes these little buggers will stand and fight.

You need to look where you put your feet here that's for sure.

fuck knows i only look in the toilet to count how many poos i have or to see how big they are

Anyone who has a backyard or garage in Australia, literally 99% of them would have at least a few redback spiders. It's just normal, and literally nothing to raise an eyebrow over.

Leave them alone and it's a billion to one chance they would ever even bother biting you. Start prodding them or trying to fuck with them, then it's your problem what happens.

I only look to see if me potatoes are cooked