Why won't my husband go down on me

Get kinky, use a small amount of whipped cream or pudding

Try going up on him.

Get kinky, use a small amount of pudding

sprinkle some koolaid powder on it

Tmi. This is a conspiracy board and not dear diedre agony aunt column.

You farted last time when you were drunk

Didn't even warn him

Just blasted in his face

n00b.. threads like this is tradition at the glp

n00b.. threads like this is tradition at the glp

I know this you tard. Doesn't stop my point from being valid though.

Once a guy sees a baby come out of a vagina he never looks at it the same way again.

My husband and I have been together for 9 years. Happily married, 2 beautiful kids,living the American dream so to speak. I think I look pretty good, slender even after 2 babies 5'5 dirty blonde hair and green eyes. So my question is what is wrong that my husband won't do it. There was a period in time that he didn't want to leave down there and now nothing. I will literally have to beg or put "it" in his face for him to give it attention. And yes for the ones stating "gotta give to receive" I DO! I give a lot more than he has ever given me! No problems in bed (that I know of) I think our sex is phenomenal! Best that I ever had or ever thought I could have. So I don't know. All I know is I want it!!!!!

no dont shave. wax. ;)