Hawk-02
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User ID: 53930247
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03/09/2015 07:23 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Missing Time. Possible Alien Abduction!! Sat night around 2 or 3 am I experienced missing time. About an hour of my life passed without explanation or memory. It can only be one thing... I believe I was abducted by an alien being and taken aboard a space craft. I may have been probed.  Pickle Suprise! |
BRIEF
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United States
03/09/2015 07:25 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Missing Time. Possible Alien Abduction!! Time changed, but the probing may have happened. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.  |
Anonymous Coward
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 Australia
03/09/2015 07:26 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Missing Time. Possible Alien Abduction!! Sat night around 2 or 3 am I experienced missing time. About an hour of my life passed without explanation or memory. It can only be one thing... I believe I was abducted by an alien being and taken aboard a space craft. I may have been probed. and you loved it. |
Hawk-02 (OP)
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03/09/2015 07:28 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Missing Time. Possible Alien Abduction!! Time changed, but the probing may have happened.
Quoting: BRIEF  Pickle Suprise! |
Anonymous Coward
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Australia
03/09/2015 07:28 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Missing Time. Possible Alien Abduction!! Check your bumhole for probing there is usually signs |
No More Lies
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United States
03/09/2015 07:29 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Missing Time. Possible Alien Abduction!! happens to me once a year, the probing sucks, but they eventually give the hour back to me around the fall |
Dace
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United States
03/09/2015 07:33 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Missing Time. Possible Alien Abduction!! If you want certified proof, you need to keep an asshole diameter journal and log any discrepancies, plus... sleep with a notary. |
Hawk-02 (OP)
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03/09/2015 07:35 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Missing Time. Possible Alien Abduction!! If you want certified proof, you need to keep an asshole diameter journal and log any discrepancies, plus... sleep with a notary.
Quoting: Dace Interesting. Thanks for the pro tip. Pickle Suprise! |
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 38479711
United States
03/09/2015 07:36 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Missing Time. Possible Alien Abduction!! Time changed, but the probing may have happened.
Quoting: BRIEF Hiya Queef. You're late to the blowjob and glazed donut breakfast at the local Indiana State Police office. The guys can't concentrate on beating blacks without you draining their meat! Better hurry! |
