Why I Believe Jesus Is Black

Good one !




Hahahah,,,Dont worry OP,, He will be back soon and those so called, "Black Israelites" preaching black supremacy and believing that God is black are going to be in for a shock when they find out He is not !!!

Last Edited by Keyser Söze on 03/09/2015 02:11 PM

Jehovah is black.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother didn't know who his father was.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1) He talked with his hands.
2) He had wine with every meal.
3) He worked in the building trades.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1) He called everybody brother.
2) He had no permanent address.
3) Nobody would hire him.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1) He never cut his hair.
2) He walked around barefoot.
3) He invented a new religion.

AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1) He went into his father's business.
2) He lived at home until the age of 33.
3) He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure He was God.

Thanks for dumbing down the humanity

Such good arguments of facts.

Why I believe he doesn't exist so your point is moot.

oh goodness.

You have it wrong God is the big deadbeat dad.

And plenty of white men leave their kids too by the way... for shit.

In all seriousness if there is a god I doubt a all powerful being would be limited to one color.

People have the mistake of assuming that their god looks like them. If a god exists then it will most likely have no natural physical form.

This is true.

Oh i feel a butthurt coming on

you probably thought you could keep your doctor too eh?




as if you had one in the first place

It was also a well known episode of 'Good Times'

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