What is the best way to summon a Demon?

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What is the best way to summon a Demon?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 61389953 United States 03/11/2015 04:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	What is the best way to summon a Demon? I have a dire need to conjure a Demon. I have a few books on it but they are not all that clear. Does anyone have any tips or a good system?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 30432870 United States 03/11/2015 04:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? It's all in you head. Just act demonic and then you'll have conjured one. It's all bull. In your head. What your head believes.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68544872 United Kingdom 03/11/2015 04:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? why would you so readily ruin your own life, and possibly the lives of others by doing such a thing?
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 61389953 United States 03/11/2015 04:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? why would you so readily ruin your own life, and possibly the lives of others by doing such a thing? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68544872 I am an emissary of the Demon, I was born solely for the purpose to open His Gate and now that time has come.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36842606 United States 03/11/2015 04:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? you should try voting in the next elections
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45201521 United States 03/11/2015 04:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? If I eat a couple of bean burritos, I can conjure them from my ass pretty quickly.

AkashicRecord User ID: 62815895 United States 03/11/2015 04:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? why would you so readily ruin your own life, and possibly the lives of others by doing such a thing? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68544872 I am an emissary of the Demon, I was born solely for the purpose to open His Gate and now that time has come. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61389953 You have to use a remote. Like in: :remote: Sorry, that message is no longer in the database.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64704080 United States 03/11/2015 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? I have a dire need to conjure a Demon. I have a few books on it but they are not all that clear. Does anyone have any tips or a good system? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61389953 ask her to marry you.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65590611 United States 03/11/2015 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? taco bell
Bodhisatta User ID: 50488077 United States 03/11/2015 04:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? I have a dire need to conjure a Demon. I have a few books on it but they are not all that clear. Does anyone have any tips or a good system? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61389953 Call the Demon hotline: 1-800-666-4355
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62111261 United States 03/11/2015 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? Do you want a minion and have it do your bidding in the nether world and feed you information? or do you want a smart one to just ask it few questions?

7anonymous coward User ID: 65912654 United States 03/11/2015 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? Call the White House and Senate-several in residence.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66188836 United States 03/11/2015 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? Vote Democrat. Or DemoNcrat as I like to call them.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30432870 United States 03/11/2015 04:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? It's all in you head. Just act demonic and then you'll have conjured one. It's all bull. In your head. What your head believes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30432870 why would you so readily ruin your own life, and possibly the lives of others by doing such a thing? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68544872 I am an emissary of the Demon, I was born solely for the purpose to open His Gate and now that time has come. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61389953 Well there you go...You already did and it's all in your head!!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30432870 United States 03/11/2015 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? No such thing dude. We created them with our head. Master it.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1781906 United States 03/11/2015 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? I have a dire need to conjure a Demon. I have a few books on it but they are not all that clear. Does anyone have any tips or a good system? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61389953 Demon, I command you be gone in the name of Jesus Christ
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13822743 Canada 03/11/2015 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? You can just Google your local chapter of B'nai B'rith OP. There should be a location near you...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68186298 United States 03/11/2015 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? First, start thinking like a medieval nutjob from 500 years ago. Then just go for it!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 31268796 United States 03/11/2015 04:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? taco bell Quoting: *Isaac*
Anonymous Coward User ID: 49856584 United States 03/11/2015 04:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? First, start thinking like a medieval nutjob from 500 years ago. Then just go for it! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68186298 Oh, you mean think like a GLP "Christian"?
AkashicRecord User ID: 62815895 United States 03/11/2015 04:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? I have a dire need to conjure a Demon. I have a few books on it but they are not all that clear. Does anyone have any tips or a good system? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61389953 Call the Demon hotline: 1-800-666-4355 Quoting: Bodhisatta Nah, it's: 44-58-72-86 [link to tarot.solar-sound.com] [link to tarot.solar-sound.com] [link to tarot.solar-sound.com] [link to tarot.solar-sound.com] Sorry, that message is no longer in the database.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 61389953 United States 03/11/2015 04:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? I have a dire need to conjure a Demon. I have a few books on it but they are not all that clear. Does anyone have any tips or a good system? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61389953 Demon, I command you be gone in the name of Jesus Christ Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1781906
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68544872 United Kingdom 03/11/2015 04:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? First, start thinking like a medieval nutjob from 500 years ago. Then just go for it! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68186298 500 years ago was the renaissance
Anonymous Coward User ID: 61780440 United States 03/11/2015 04:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? cron
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66842969 France 03/11/2015 04:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? I have a dire need to conjure a Demon. I have a few books on it but they are not all that clear. Does anyone have any tips or a good system? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61389953 Blood sacrifices, they especially love babies and your own child. The more evil the sacrifice the greater reward.
Lady Jane Smith Forum Administrator User ID: 45439560 France 03/11/2015 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? Wimpy ass desperate demon if it needs help from you. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A

Anonymous Coward User ID: 56951233 United States 03/11/2015 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? Call your local law enforcement office and ask them to send some black devils over to your house for a cross burning.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68544872 United Kingdom 03/11/2015 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? I have a dire need to conjure a Demon. I have a few books on it but they are not all that clear. Does anyone have any tips or a good system? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61389953 Blood sacrifices, they especially love babies and your own child. The more evil the sacrifice the greater reward. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66842969 did you just advise a clearly mentally unstable person to kill a baby for a "great reward"? good going, douche.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62111261 United States 03/11/2015 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? OP's spell was deleted by the mods-
ScrumpTheTexan Forum Administrator User ID: 3515193 United States 03/11/2015 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? I have a dire need to conjure a Demon. I have a few books on it but they are not all that clear. Does anyone have any tips or a good system? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61389953 Blood sacrifices, they especially love babies and your own child. The more evil the sacrifice the greater reward. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66842969 did you just advise a clearly mentally unstable person to kill a baby for a "great reward"? good going, douche. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68544872 I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47995664 United States 03/11/2015 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: What is the best way to summon a Demon? I have a dire need to conjure a Demon. I have a few books on it but they are not all that clear. Does anyone have any tips or a good system? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61389953 Blood sacrifices, they especially love babies and your own child. The more evil the sacrifice the greater reward. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66842969 did you just advise a clearly mentally unstable person to kill a baby for a "great reward"? good going, douche. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68544872 He speaks the truth m8
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