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10 year or so ago I got the Hep B vaccines they give to kids in grade 7 in Canada .. its 2 seperate vaccines they give u the same day .

that same year I started suffering from sudden constipation which I never had before and still to this day I got moderate to severe constipation issues .

meaning when I go to take a shit it feels incomplete and sometimes my stools are thin not to mention sometimes I need laxatives like metamucil to help me go

never thought it could have been the vaccine back then but this started happening the same year they gave us those 2 vaccines in separate shots .

I have had blood tests , urine , xray and everything seems fine .. its weird not sure what to think
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Can't say really, it is highly suspect it happening at the same time though.

I would recommend fiber, fruits and veggies. Something highly lacking in the modern diet of processed junk.
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oh I would suggest butt chugglin...

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Thats somewhat disturbing...I am beginning to wonder if many things are linked to vaccines that we are not even told about.

My 25 year old son developed lactose intolerance after a tetanus injection.

Maybe go to a natropath and do a heavy metals detox and as others have said drink plenty of water and maybe even eat prunes
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Vaccines are just dead virus protein, in fact environmental heavy metals is depicted as the leading cause for Autism according to anti vaccine websites. If you had a lymphoma I would suggest a reaction to the vaccine, but because your problem is related to the digestive tract I would suggest fibre and check to see if you're dehydrated.

Constipation can be caused by excessive alcohol or diuretic consumption, anything that causes the intestine not to have water in it to allow the flow of faeces.

But don't take my word for it, watch a youtube video on the evils of vaccination and watch your kids get autism from the mercury in their fish or the lead in the paint on your walls.
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Re: I got a question about Vaccines .. no lunatics or crazy people please
Thats somewhat disturbing...I am beginning to wonder if many things are linked to vaccines that we are not even told about.

My 25 year old son developed lactose intolerance after a tetanus injection.

Maybe go to a natropath and do a heavy metals detox and as others have said drink plenty of water and maybe even eat prunes
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its very weird I was very very healthy till that year when I got those 2 shots that same year I knew something was not right without a doubt just thought it was stomach troubles that will go away .. even my teachers asked me if something was wrong or if there is any trouble at home .. thats how bad it had gotten until I got it some what managed with diet change

sometimes the constipation gets bad enough where my hands and feet get cold too haha until I take a good shit again

when it gets really bad it causes depression , anxiety and cold hands and feet .

hot tea , Coffee etc really helps me though
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Vaccines are just dead virus protein, in fact environmental heavy metals is depicted as the leading cause for Autism according to anti vaccine websites. If you had a lymphoma I would suggest a reaction to the vaccine, but because your problem is related to the digestive tract I would suggest fibre and check to see if you're dehydrated.

Constipation can be caused by excessive alcohol or diuretic consumption, anything that causes the intestine not to have water in it to allow the flow of faeces.

But don't take my word for it, watch a youtube video on the evils of vaccination and watch your kids get autism from the mercury in their fish or the lead in the paint on your walls.
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my older brother got the same vaccines and he is fully healthy though .. nothing wrong with him at all

my mom or dad dont have this problem either so I know for sure its not genetics or anything .. really makes me wonder if it was the vaccine as it started after I had gotten it that same year .. was not quite sure what was wrong till I was in grade 8 as it had gotten worse at that time
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Thats somewhat disturbing...I am beginning to wonder if many things are linked to vaccines that we are not even told about.

My 25 year old son developed lactose intolerance after a tetanus injection.

Maybe go to a natropath and do a heavy metals detox and as others have said drink plenty of water and maybe even eat prunes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53952709


its very weird I was very very healthy till that year when I got those 2 shots that same year I knew something was not right without a doubt just thought it was stomach troubles that will go away .. even my teachers asked me if something was wrong or if there is any trouble at home .. thats how bad it had gotten until I got it some what managed with diet change

sometimes the constipation gets bad enough where my hands and feet get cold too haha until I take a good shit again

when it gets really bad it causes depression , anxiety and cold hands and feet .

hot tea , Coffee etc really helps me though
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Coffee is a diuretic, it'll make you pee and dehydrated if you drink too much. Drink Hydrolyte or gastrolyte from the pharmacy.
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Vaccines are just dead virus protein, in fact environmental heavy metals is depicted as the leading cause for Autism according to anti vaccine websites. If you had a lymphoma I would suggest a reaction to the vaccine, but because your problem is related to the digestive tract I would suggest fibre and check to see if you're dehydrated.

Constipation can be caused by excessive alcohol or diuretic consumption, anything that causes the intestine not to have water in it to allow the flow of faeces.

But don't take my word for it, watch a youtube video on the evils of vaccination and watch your kids get autism from the mercury in their fish or the lead in the paint on your walls.
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my older brother got the same vaccines and he is fully healthy though .. nothing wrong with him at all

my mom or dad dont have this problem either so I know for sure its not genetics or anything .. really makes me wonder if it was the vaccine as it started after I had gotten it that same year .. was not quite sure what was wrong till I was in grade 8 as it had gotten worse at that time
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It's weird you know, hundreds of millions of people world wide take vaccinations every year. Yet the number of autistic people is only a few million world wide and there's fewer autistic people in third world countries.

You have a better chance of being hit by a car in a western world than being Autistic.
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I don't know about the vaccine connection, but I do have a fix for your constipation: Try Miralax.

I take a medication (and an unusually high dose at that) that causes constipation. Like going once every ten days if untreated constipation. Bad.

I tried everything I could. Most over the counter treatments didn't work and just caused horrible stomach cramps in addition to other various unpleasant symptoms.

Miralax, however, actually works. And its causes absolutely NO stomach pain or any other unpleasant side effects. All it does is draw water into your intestine, so it doesn't cause cramping or sudden urgency or anything icky. Once you discover the dosage of it that works for you, you'll be able to keep your body functioning normally. It's been a lifesaver for me.

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Watch out for any replies from people with autism and alzheimers
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10 year or so ago I got the Hep B vaccines they give to kids in grade 7 in Canada .. its 2 seperate vaccines they give u the same day .

that same year I started suffering from sudden constipation which I never had before and still to this day I got moderate to severe constipation issues .

meaning when I go to take a shit it feels incomplete and sometimes my stools are thin not to mention sometimes I need laxatives like metamucil to help me go

never thought it could have been the vaccine back then but this started happening the same year they gave us those 2 vaccines in separate shots .

I have had blood tests , urine , xray and everything seems fine .. its weird not sure what to think
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Could be a mixture of many things and many potential influences and reactions, including the vacination, you and your diet, health, metabolism et all. But there is a question that being that there are always variantion to humans and their responses to any form of medication and what they intake..you might just be one of the people who had an inverse reaction...abut hey if you are still alive and processing food then count yourself lucky.
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your Vaccine was contaminated with a Mycoplasma Infection!


end of story..
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At the very least drink a small glass of warm water 20 minutes before eating. Even better, drink a glass of any berry juice with a teaspoon of natural vinegar stirred in. Your digestion and therefore your other functions will improve. A small weight loss can also be expected over time. Stay off drugs and other designer meds, they are made to enrich the dispensers, period.
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Can't say really, it is highly suspect it happening at the same time though.

I would recommend fiber, fruits and veggies. Something highly lacking in the modern diet of processed junk.
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If you are constipated, DO NOT increase fiber. do that for loose stools.

As GM said, drinks more water. Seriously. LOTS more. If you have to, use a laxative only briefly, to "restart the motor".
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Vaccines are designed by Kosher Klan doctors to destroy other than Kosher Klansmen. They have bacteriophages designed to attack the brain since they use human stem cells in their formulation.
Amish don't get ADD since they don't get vaccines.
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you are magnesium deficient...
see:
[link to www.foodrenegade.com]

includes cold hands/feet, depression, digestive problems, anxiety......
take about 400 mg magnesium per day (not with calcium),,,
also get some epsom salts (magnesium sulfate), and put a couple large cups in a very hot bath and sit there for an hour.......it absorbs into your skin, do this twice a week...
you will notice after a couple months much improvement in ALL of your symptoms.....
do this and you will live again......

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10 year or so ago I got the Hep B vaccines they give to kids in grade 7 in Canada .. its 2 seperate vaccines they give u the same day .

that same year I started suffering from sudden constipation which I never had before and still to this day I got moderate to severe constipation issues .

meaning when I go to take a shit it feels incomplete and sometimes my stools are thin not to mention sometimes I need laxatives like metamucil to help me go

never thought it could have been the vaccine back then but this started happening the same year they gave us those 2 vaccines in separate shots .

I have had blood tests , urine , xray and everything seems fine .. its weird not sure what to think
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There is zero connection between your Hep B vaccine and your constipation. Without knowing exactly what you did, all year, you have exactly zero valid basis to make any sort of correlation.

This lack of critical thinking ability is why I fear for humanity.
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Someone here suggested you go to a naturopath. You should.

Your gut flora is most likely out of balance and your liver isn´t coping with the toxicity load. You need to detox. Probably changing your diet will help as well. A naturopath can be really helpful for all of this.

It could be a number of factors that has led to your condition, and the vaccine being the last straw.

My husband and I have been having similar issues(me: since DTP + measles shot 2005 then pregnancy 2006/him: tetanus 2010+ bad stomach virus 2008) and have been seriously detoxing on a regular basis since 2012.

He has had real success bentonite+pysillium husks+pre/probiotics. I had to get rid of candida or at least get it under control.

He went to a million doctors(who couldn´t find anything or help) and I sent hours doing research. We both should have gone to a naturopath.

We are both now starting to feel better, have energy again and all the aches and pains have almost disappeared. We both felt like we had suddenly aged 25 years or something.

Good Luck!
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Vaccines often contain heavy metals which can damage the interior of your digestive system, causing a failure in parts of the small intestines. GMO/Roundup-Ready foods, especially corn, decimate the internal bacterial flora of the Human gut, and cause a condition similar to the one instigated by vaccine.
Believe it or not, fecal transplants are the cutting edge, here. The Mao Clinic in Arizona I believe, is the farthest advanced on this. Parts of the insides of the intestine only 'wake-up" and begin to function in the presence of certain bacteria. When this bacteria is not present the gut does not function. People that have had chronic Crohen's disease and are on death's door, walk out of the clinic in days once the bacteria begin to trigger the gut again. Donors are usually close family relatives. Interesting stuff. Like in the old days when a cow would lose her cud, the farmer would go get the cud of a healthy cow, and break some off and put in in the mouth of the sick cow. Worked every time...

So, think about high-quality probiotics, yogurts,
...fermented foods like kimchi and raw sauerkraut
to get your gut function back.

It won't due any good to restore the bacteria if you keep killing it with the GMO roundup foods you eat, though. They will get get whacked again, and you will get constipated again. As you age, constipation can lead to many serious illnesses of a chronic nature...something to keep in mind and get this under control while you are young before the damage is done...
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Someone here suggested you go to a naturopath. You should.

Your gut flora is most likely out of balance and your liver isn´t coping with the toxicity load. You need to detox. Probably changing your diet will help as well. A naturopath can be really helpful for all of this.

It could be a number of factors that has led to your condition, and the vaccine being the last straw.

My husband and I have been having similar issues(me: since DTP + measles shot 2005 then pregnancy 2006/him: tetanus 2010+ bad stomach virus 2008) and have been seriously detoxing on a regular basis since 2012.

He has had real success bentonite+pysillium husks+pre/probiotics. I had to get rid of candida or at least get it under control.

He went to a million doctors(who couldn´t find anything or help) and I sent hours doing research. We both should have gone to a naturopath.

We are both now starting to feel better, have energy again and all the aches and pains have almost disappeared. We both felt like we had suddenly aged 25 years or something.

Good Luck!
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An important thing to remember when detoxing in a strong way, are the mercury-amgalgamen fillings in your teeth. If you have these metals in your teeth, detox can actually move it into other parts of the body. The detox agents you and your naturopath chose worked right for you,... congrats!!!
But if someone tries a strong detox on their own, these are the types of pitfalls to watch out for, and also where a natuopathic physician can help!
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Someone here suggested you go to a naturopath. You should.

Your gut flora is most likely out of balance and your liver isn´t coping with the toxicity load. You need to detox. Probably changing your diet will help as well. A naturopath can be really helpful for all of this.

It could be a number of factors that has led to your condition, and the vaccine being the last straw.

My husband and I have been having similar issues(me: since DTP + measles shot 2005 then pregnancy 2006/him: tetanus 2010+ bad stomach virus 2008) and have been seriously detoxing on a regular basis since 2012.

He has had real success bentonite+pysillium husks+pre/probiotics. I had to get rid of candida or at least get it under control.

He went to a million doctors(who couldn´t find anything or help) and I sent hours doing research. We both should have gone to a naturopath.

We are both now starting to feel better, have energy again and all the aches and pains have almost disappeared. We both felt like we had suddenly aged 25 years or something.

Good Luck!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68649611




An important thing to remember when detoxing in a strong way, are the mercury-amgalgamen fillings in your teeth. If you have these metals in your teeth, detox can actually move it into other parts of the body. The detox agents you and your naturopath chose worked right for you,... congrats!!!
But if someone tries a strong detox on their own, these are the types of pitfalls to watch out for, and also where a natuopathic physician can help!
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Yes, thank-you, I came across this fact early on in my personal research and lucky for us that wasn´t a part of pre-existing toxic mix.

One of the pitfalls would be a Herxheimer reaction (which at the time made me think I was actually having a heart attack). I knew I was going to have detox symptoms, but that just made me think my time was up. I had just started taking coconut oil - nothing extreme.

So having a naturopath would be helpful to guide you through your steps to recovering your life.
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One can not go on a site full of lunatics and crazy people then tell them not to reply!!!5a
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hey guys I started drinking more water , been including some butter with my Mcdonalds oatmeal every morning and egg mccmufin and having greek yogurt with a banana and tea

I am doing so much better shitting 1 -2 times daily this week without any laxatives , metamucil or any of that crap .


still feels kind of incomplete after going but doing much much better
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good to hear...now stop going to Maccas...make the same food at home for less money
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You can drink gallons of water and still be dehydrated if you don't get enough salt in your diet. You want Celtic sea salt not table salt. This is what we use. [link to www.selinanaturally.com]
You can use it on your food and also just take 2 or 3 pinches a day and let it dissolve in your mouth.

Green smoothies with a couple TBS of coconut oil added will also help with the constipation.
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