124-year-old patent solves the 'over versus under' toilet paper roll debate

That logic would also suggest that the raft is also the ultimate boat LOL. I confess though that I am an 'over the top' kind of guy.

Inch and one quarter shorter

Thin and dangerous to your digits

and it's Synthetic...

Watch for future gain in mutated bung holes !


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For the used rolls


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Now that this is settled the Lord can come!

Totally wrong. It's far more convenient and efficient to tear toilet paper from the bottom than wildly rip it off from the top. You can also FEEL the crumpled mass you need in an underhanded sensory way than GUESS the amount by the top of your fingers as they grasp blindly from the top. Feels better, faster, wastes less. Duh. Idiots.

I just use teh newspaper that arrives in the mailbox every week. Upcycling. It's what they did over 100 years ago to books, they ripped out pages to wipe. Toilet paper is a modern waste in some senses.

Okay I lied, I keep the roll on top of the toilet. No debates.

And the shitrags go into the trash, bad plumbing in the woods can't take it.

LACES OUT

WHAT? YOUR LIVES ARE TOO EASY...

I say it goes on whatever way it is when I'm holding in. I'm not about to play rubix cube with it flipping it all over; I'm trying to wipe the dingle berries off here. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Under idiots!
So you will naturally use the side of the paper that has not vern exposed to dust.

People that put the roll over get the nasty asshole disease!!

after wiping, swish hand in toilet bowl, 3 times, flick off extra moisture (n chunks) then try with tp

Fancy hotels using rolls with the shit of the previous client

I know fancy as different meaning for different people

Probably fancy hotels in india

Everybody that clicked on this thread wipes shit.

this is really fucking dumb.

the rest of the world uses toilet paper for DRYING their asses, AFTER using a bidet to ACTUALLY clean themselves.

shitty ass fucking mericaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

FUCK yeah!

nanananananaNANANANA NA NA!

My ex one time said "Over not under."

Whatever, could hardly careless as long as I can wipe me ass. Speaking of which, considering I typically shower after shitting, this seems all so trivial and simply because a patent exists clears the air? Fuck that. Dumdest article evar.

Sometimes when you know you are right... you just know.

Psa

I always figured over, so you can see the design.

I always figured over, so you can see the design.

This is the simplest of debates....if the toilet paper holder is in FRONT OF YOU then the paper is best OVER. If it BESIDE YOU then it is best UNDER.

Hac* the system : stand roll on end bases!

technically, smartass.
but you know what is meant, right?

hanging FROM the roll away from the wall,
or hanging FROM the roll closest to the wall.

durp.

What the fuck is toilet paper?

Oh so true.

I worked in a dunny paper factory for 10 years making the stuff. The print is designed to be over the top.

Every girlfriend I had during that time insisted it was under despite my professional experience.

They knew better it seems from some sort of cosmic osmosis where shitful ideas just leak into woman's heads and they think it is fact.

Lord give me strength.

Exactly

Nobody actually uses those things