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do not keep smart phones in your pocket.

 
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03/24/2015 05:44 AM
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Ok im freaked out. Heard all the talk about radiation and stuff but now ive seen it in action..and all I can say is..we are all fucking cooking our brains when we put those things near our heads..and cooking whatever is underneath whatever pocket we put em in.

here is what happenned.

I got home from work...put my phone on the table and made a coffee. The thing was...I had left a block of chocolate on the table too...and the phone was put right next to it.

made my coffee..and walking past the table reached for the chock. .only to find the edge two blocks in nearest the phone was melted..as in runny melted.

the rest of the block was fine.

so...I put the phone on the other side of the chocky bar...and within 5 minutes that side was all melty too..

and to think..I always keep that fucking.thing in my pocket.

I repeated the test with a block from the fridge...same result.uh lol bro, sure and next u r going to say gmos and fluoride are bad.

so doomed.
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03/24/2015 05:48 AM
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Reason it's called Smart phone is because after excessive use the Phone will be smarter than the now Zombie :D
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radiation is good for you,fukushima is not killing off the ocean¿
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03/24/2015 05:59 AM
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1rof1

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03/24/2015 06:09 AM
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Your phone is faulty.

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03/24/2015 06:10 AM
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I still have a flip phone. I refuse to do smart phone.
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as if it makes a difference......

It's the cell signal that is the problem.

I don't think most people know, that with very little modification a microwave oven can be used as a ham radio.....

So yah, any radio transmitter in close proximity to a human is probably not a good idea....
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03/24/2015 06:21 AM
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is there anyway to block ANY of this radiation?
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yep.. [link to www.blockitpocket.com (secure)]
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03/24/2015 06:33 AM
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Re: do not keep smart phones in your pocket.
Well...the egg around the phone...about an inch all round cooked.

so...we are doomed.

cant post pics...just try it yourself.

Do the chocky test first...less mess.
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Fuckin liar.
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03/24/2015 06:35 AM
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Maybe the dingos cooked your eggy.
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03/24/2015 06:37 AM
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Pop corn with cell phones
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03/24/2015 06:45 AM
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I just got this phone from my friend. I am going to say byebye to my smart phone!!

[link to www.google.dk (secure)]

Nokia 3310 FTW!!!

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03/24/2015 06:52 AM
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03/24/2015 06:55 AM
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great, now i have to wrap my balls in tin foil every morning...
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03/24/2015 07:10 AM
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Did you happen to read the warning in the papers with the phone?

Most high bandwidth phones have a maximum safe usage time daily. Most are at no more then 12 to 15 minutes a day.

Exceed the limit and you are damaging you body, serious, unrepairable damage.
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03/24/2015 07:29 AM
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My phone smells like A1 steak sauce.
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03/24/2015 07:32 AM
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And you didn't take a picture as evidence of your claim? Silly.
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Re: do not keep smart phones in your pocket.
Did you happen to read the warning in the papers with the phone?

Most high bandwidth phones have a maximum safe usage time daily. Most are at no more then 12 to 15 minutes a day.

Exceed the limit and you are damaging you body, serious, unrepairable damage.
 Quoting: -VonAmoR-


Yikes. Does that apply to simple, dumb, non-smart phones?
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03/24/2015 07:35 AM
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Chocolate doesn't take much....whole your radios draw current your battery gets a little warmer. If you're so afraid of radiation stay in the house buy a lead cap and turn on airplane mode.
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Re: do not keep smart phones in your pocket.
Did you happen to read the warning in the papers with the phone?

Most high bandwidth phones have a maximum safe usage time daily. Most are at no more then 12 to 15 minutes a day.

Exceed the limit and you are damaging you body, serious, unrepairable damage.
 Quoting: -VonAmoR-


Yikes. Does that apply to simple, dumb, non-smart phones?
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If you knew about everything that harms you, you'd never walk out of your house...
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03/24/2015 07:38 AM
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Ok im freaked out. Heard all the talk about radiation and stuff but now ive seen it in action..and all I can say is..we are all fucking cooking our brains when we put those things near our heads..and cooking whatever is underneath whatever pocket we put em in.

here is what happenned.

I got home from work...put my phone on the table and made a coffee. The thing was...I had left a block of chocolate on the table too...and the phone was put right next to it.

made my coffee..and walking past the table reached for the chock. .only to find the edge two blocks in nearest the phone was melted..as in runny melted.

the rest of the block was fine.

so...I put the phone on the other side of the chocky bar...and within 5 minutes that side was all melty too..

and to think..I always keep that fucking.thing in my pocket.

I repeated the test with a block from the fridge...same result.

so doomed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68689266


you are only cooking your brains if you talk on two smartphones attached to each ear at the same time.
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03/24/2015 07:39 AM
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Pop corn with cell phones

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Looks like a script.
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03/24/2015 07:41 AM
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Isn't it a little late for this advice?
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03/24/2015 07:43 AM
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I have a piece of chocolate next to my smart phone... I will report back... it is not warm enough to melt anything. if its radiation will melt chocolate... well you all live under the sun and you do not melt.
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03/24/2015 07:44 AM
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Re: do not keep smart phones in your pocket.
Did you happen to read the warning in the papers with the phone?

Most high bandwidth phones have a maximum safe usage time daily. Most are at no more then 12 to 15 minutes a day.

Exceed the limit and you are damaging you body, serious, unrepairable damage.
 Quoting: -VonAmoR-

NO and more no and more no
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03/24/2015 07:45 AM
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phone gets hot, chocolate melts. duh....
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Besides that, he is right nevertheless.
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03/24/2015 07:47 AM
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I have no worries, I don't eat chocolate.
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Re: do not keep smart phones in your pocket.
Did you happen to read the warning in the papers with the phone?

Most high bandwidth phones have a maximum safe usage time daily. Most are at no more then 12 to 15 minutes a day.

Exceed the limit and you are damaging you body, serious, unrepairable damage.
 Quoting: -VonAmoR-


Yikes. Does that apply to simple, dumb, non-smart phones?
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


The limit for low bandwidth phones are not as bad, but definitely not over an hour.

Last I knew, every phone had to have a safe maximum usage time.

Microwave RF has a limit set by the FCC.

Last I looked, smart phones had a 15 minute limit per day.


Noting as well, cancers can take 20-30 years to fully develop. Cell phones were tested for 10 years and less in some cases.


[link to cellphones.procon.org]

According to a Mar. 2008 meta-analysis of cell phone studies there is a "consistent pattern" connecting cell phone use and an increased risk of developing glioma, a type of brain tumor.
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03/24/2015 07:54 AM
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And girls carry them in their front pocket over their ovaries.

Or tucked in their bra next to breast tissue and lymph nodes.

I preach this sometimes, but they think they are immortal.

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03/24/2015 07:54 AM
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I have a piece of chocolate next to my smart phone... I will report back... it is not warm enough to melt anything. if its radiation will melt chocolate... well you all live under the sun and you do not melt.
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so far no melting.. a piece of it is melting in mouth though... I got tempted.
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03/24/2015 07:57 AM
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Re: do not keep smart phones in your pocket.
Did you happen to read the warning in the papers with the phone?

Most high bandwidth phones have a maximum safe usage time daily. Most are at no more then 12 to 15 minutes a day.

Exceed the limit and you are damaging you body, serious, unrepairable damage.
 Quoting: -VonAmoR-


Yikes. Does that apply to simple, dumb, non-smart phones?
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


The limit for low bandwidth phones are not as bad, but definitely not over an hour.

Last I knew, every phone had to have a safe maximum usage time.

Microwave RF has a limit set by the FCC.

Last I looked, smart phones had a 15 minute limit per day.


Noting as well, cancers can take 20-30 years to fully develop. Cell phones were tested for 10 years and less in some cases.


[link to cellphones.procon.org]

According to a Mar. 2008 meta-analysis of cell phone studies there is a "consistent pattern" connecting cell phone use and an increased risk of developing glioma, a type of brain tumor.

 Quoting: -VonAmoR-


the directions with my phone.. an LG came with no such warnings. Find your knowing about such things and don't copy everything you see.
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03/24/2015 08:12 AM
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Re: do not keep smart phones in your pocket.
and don't let your fucking kids play with smart phones either.


besides the standard cell phone radiation, smart phones are also receiving wi-fi, which also causes all sorts of physical disruption and long term health problems...

The iPhone 4 manual says: "When using iPhone near your body for voice calls or for wireless data transmission over a cellular network, keep iPhone at least 15 mm (5/8 inch) away from the body, and only use carrying cases, belt clips, or holders that do not have metal parts and that maintain at least 15 mm (5/8 inch) separation between iPhone and the body."
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