Beards Are Dirtier Than Toilets And Other Disturbing Beard Facts

Who is letting his beard go so long without washing it that milk has time to get rancid? That's just hygiene, and if you're not cleaning your beard, you probably aren't cleaning anything else, either. I grew my beard after I had already gone bald, so I'm not too concerned about #2. Gotta have some hair above the neck, and I'm just not a combover kind of dude.

I'll tell to Jesus to shave that garbage then