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Would You Like To Be A GLP Weekly Prayer Warrior ??

 
Lex Talionis

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OP, feel free to delete any of the posts on this thread made by snail-skulled little rabbits who are starved for attention.

Your goal is a worthy one.

Theirs....well they have no goal do they?
"Tolerance is the lube that helps slip the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of a civilized society." Plato
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OP, feel free to delete any of the posts on this thread made by snail-skulled little rabbits who are starved for attention.

Your goal is a worthy one.

Theirs....well they have no goal do they?
 Quoting: Lex Talionis


hf
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Count me in!
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Done hf
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OP, feel free to delete any of the posts on this thread made by snail-skulled little rabbits who are starved for attention.

Your goal is a worthy one.

Theirs....well they have no goal do they?
 Quoting: Lex Talionis


clappa
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And any that would like to lead the prayer each week let me know hf
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Can we pray for higher squish counts and more natural disasters?
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naughty
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But that's what I really want, and God likes killing people with floods and such...it seems reasonable to me.
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Can we pray for higher squish counts and more natural disasters?
 Quoting: BRIEF


naughty
 Quoting: Goofy for God


But that's what I really want, and God likes killing people with floods and such...it seems reasonable to me.
 Quoting: BRIEF


goawayConfession Booth time naughty
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Can we pray for higher squish counts and more natural disasters?
 Quoting: BRIEF


naughty
 Quoting: Goofy for God


But that's what I really want, and God likes killing people with floods and such...it seems reasonable to me.
 Quoting: BRIEF


goawayConfession Booth time naughty
 Quoting: Goofy for God


Father forgive me, it has been 30 years since my last confession.

I was discussing the flood of Noah and how God destroyed nearly all the people on the planet and giggled, then suggested we pray for Him to do it again.

What shall be my penance?
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

Briefcut4892
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03/26/2015 10:20 AM
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hf count me in too please.
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naughty
 Quoting: Goofy for God


But that's what I really want, and God likes killing people with floods and such...it seems reasonable to me.
 Quoting: BRIEF


goawayConfession Booth time naughty
 Quoting: Goofy for God


Father forgive me, it has been 30 years since my last confession.

I was discussing the flood of Noah and how God destroyed nearly all the people on the planet and giggled, then suggested we pray for Him to do it again.

What shall be my penance?
 Quoting: BRIEF


You are just bad to the bone
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hf count me in too please.
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hfhugsawesome
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Thats a laugh.

pray for what?

That your god of eternal torture and never ending rage will suddenly learn what he told US to do and forgive his enemies instead of sadistically burning them alive forever to the joy and scorn and I told you so's" of arrogant self righteous christians such as yourself?
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Such bile. I'll say a prayer for you.
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I'm already in GFG's GLP prayer group and I want to give a warm welcome to any who are just joining in!

pinkwelcome

pray believe

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I'm in. Let's roll. Now.
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I'm already in Pat's GLP prayer group and I want to give a warm welcome to any who are just joining in!

:pinkwelcome:

:pray believe:
 Quoting: MercyMe


hf
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I'm in. Let's roll. Now.
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hugs
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ok i am in
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ok i am in
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I know you are always hf
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03/26/2015 12:34 PM
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Check out the book ..with christ in the school of prayer....handbook on prayer and a classic
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No sounds gay. I'm too cool for dat. cool2
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prayer is actually one's expression of something they BELIEVE they lack, and also a statement of distrust in "god" to provide without you demanding it from him

if the so called god of this world was really a god, he would be offended by your arrogance "you can NOT petition the Lord" ... if you truly have faith in your god, to do the right thing, you would never need to pray

therefore, pray is an expression of your discontent with the circumstances you have been placed in to assist in your development of your full potential to save yourself.
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Hi GFG. I'm in!! Definitely all in for this. What a good idea hf
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how about if we pick someone we all hate , make a voodoo doll and then at 9am est we can collectively stick pins in it together and see if the target reacts
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We have a small group that prays once a week ,every week an email will be sent to you of the needs that week and we lift it up that day together.

If you would like be be a part you and PM or say so on this thread .

The World is fallen apart from households to Nations and Prayer is the only answer. There is an on going thread addressed everyday if you need prayer.

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Just this month alone we have seen the needs and many of our GlP Family very sick if you would like to be a part let us know.

Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.
Philippians 4:6-7
 Quoting: Goofy for God


When you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they may be seen by men.

Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. 6"But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you.

On that day many who said Lord Lord did we not prophesy in your name? I will say go away from me.


"Why do you call me, 'Lord, Lord,' and do not do what I say?

"Why do you call me, 'Lord, Lord,' and do not do what I say?

"Why do you call me, 'Lord, Lord,' and do not do what I say?

"Why do you call me, 'Lord, Lord,' and do not do what I say?

"Why do you call me, 'Lord, Lord,' and do not do what I say?
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Please include me too!hf
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I’m in.

Prayers are as incense in the Throne room of Heaven.
I am told by worshippers of the enemy that prayers go up to heaven (in the spiritual realm) as smoke ascends from a chimney.

This is how they knew where, when, and whom to attack.

Be advised, the enemy will attack here, for the same reason.

Pray! Pray to God the Father.
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Would love to join your prayer group.
Thanks for setting t up.
pray to Jesus

Note - not in India, in the UK, English born and bred! lol
Not in Belgium either, I hoped a change of ISP to Plusnet would sort it out, seems not.
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Yep. I'm in.
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naughty
 Quoting: Goofy for God


But that's what I really want, and God likes killing people with floods and such...it seems reasonable to me.
 Quoting: BRIEF


goawayConfession Booth time naughty
 Quoting: Goofy for God


Father forgive me, it has been 30 years since my last confession.

I was discussing the flood of Noah and how God destroyed nearly all the people on the planet and giggled, then suggested we pray for Him to do it again.

What shall be my penance?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Go kiss a Negro, and listen to 3 rap songs.
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