Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar....

Small things amuse small minds.

Small things amuse small minds.

One says, "I've lost my electron."

"Are you sure?" says the other.

Yes, I'm positive.

i spit beer all over my screen kb server, the isp junction box, the isp's office and finally all over the backbone-even I2

Here's one just for you.


Where does black light end up?


In a prism!

Why can you never trust atoms?

They make up everything!

From Jerry Lodriguss' "Laws of (Film) Astrophotography." A bit out of date today in the digital age, but still funny to those of us who remember the pain of film astrophotography.

“Perfect polar alignment means you will kick the tripod leg in the dark.”
"Perfectly guided two hour exposures will be taken on x-sync shutter setting.”
“Perfectly guided photos will be out of focus.”
“Perfectly focused photos will have field rotation.”
“Perfectly aligned, focused, guided, and exposed photos will be ruined by the lab.”

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar... and doesn't.

LOL.

Reminds me of a pool sign warning :

Pool contains high levels of

Dihydrogen Monoxide.

One says, "I've lost my electron."

"Are you sure?" says the other.

Yes, I'm positive.