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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67749740 United States 03/27/2015 09:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... Do you have mole problems?
If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29049889 United States 03/27/2015 10:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... omgoodness i am laughing so hard you guys LOL love this thread |
Isis One
User ID: 14343270 United States 03/27/2015 10:40 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... this one takes a second Electrons are negatively charged, so surely the bartender would have to pay the electron. Spread the word, change the collective conscious...... THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH OF EVERYTHING TO GO AROUND When you are undisciplined, the universe is extremely forgiving and when you are disciplined, the universe is extremely generous. Me One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight, for a very long time, of the shore. Andre Gide [ link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 60693111 United States 03/27/2015 10:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... One says, "I've lost my electron." "Are you sure?" says the other. Yes, I'm positive. Quoting: Maguyver Was it a gay bar? |
Painful Truth
User ID: 12499720 United States 03/27/2015 10:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... Do you have mole problems?
If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67749740 |
Painful Truth
User ID: 12499720 United States 03/27/2015 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar....
One says, "I've lost my electron." "Are you sure?" says the other. Yes, I'm positive. Quoting: Maguyver I hope the mods keep an ion this thread. Quoting: Obiwanbeeohbee They will, they have a quarky sense of humor. I'm CERNtain of it. |
Elfsong
User ID: 68542460 United States 03/27/2015 10:55 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... One says, "I've lost my electron." "Are you sure?" says the other. Yes, I'm positive. Quoting: Maguyver I hope the mods keep an ion this thread. Quoting: Obiwanbeeohbee They will, they have a quarky sense of humor. I'm CERNtain of it. Quoting: Painful Truth Only in a Round About way... either that, or it is a circular idea working with Positive Thoughts will result in Positive Outcomes. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68634432 Greece 03/27/2015 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... A midget walks into a medical office and says "hi"... the doctor's assistant says "hi, you must be a little patient" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 60575076 United States 03/27/2015 11:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... you told a chemistry joke. there was no reaction... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68422891 United States 03/27/2015 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... One says, "I've lost my electron." "Are you sure?" says the other. Yes, I'm positive. Quoting: Maguyver Was it an oxygen bar? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64848364 United States 03/27/2015 11:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... The tachyon orders a beer. A tachyon walks into a bar.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63140100 This one is awesome. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 321948 United States 03/27/2015 11:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... An Atom is having a bear and minding its own business when a drunk says "I'm going to kill you and you can do nothing about it,what do you have to say about that"?
The Atom says"I'll just split". |
chroma User ID: 62757473 United States 03/27/2015 11:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... Two guys walk into a bar. The first one asks for an h2o. The second guy asks for an h2o 2... Then he died. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15241737 United States 03/27/2015 11:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... Two Irishman walk out of a bar............. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17737818 United States 03/27/2015 11:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... Why does the chicken coup have two doors? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 50425590 United States 03/27/2015 11:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar....
The tachyon orders a beer. A tachyon walks into a bar.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63140100 The tachyon orders a beer. A tachyon walks into a bar.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63140100 Awesome! I don't think they get it though lol. |
Base12
User ID: 2217240 United States 03/27/2015 11:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... What do you do to a dead Scientist? Barium. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67379957 Canada 03/27/2015 11:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... Two Irishman walk out of a bar.............
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15241737 It could happen... theoretically I mean. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22445643 United States 03/27/2015 11:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... One says, "I've lost my electron." "Are you sure?" says the other. Yes, I'm positive. Quoting: Maguyver Hehehehe! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68684158 Australia 03/28/2015 12:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says "we don't serve noble gasses here!"
Helium doesn't react.....
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37579514 Lol! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64926785 United States 03/28/2015 12:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "but I'm a fungi!" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 68478409 United States 03/28/2015 12:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... The tachyon orders a beer. A tachyon walks into a bar.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63140100 Awesome! I don't think they get it though lol. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50425590 This! Fleeting humor is awesome. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23942 United States 03/28/2015 01:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... Hey, did you hear that new Ebola joke………..?
……You probably won't get it…. |
Elfsong
User ID: 68542460 United States 03/28/2015 01:07 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... One says, "I've lost my electron." "Are you sure?" says the other. Yes, I'm positive. Quoting: Maguyver Was it an oxygen bar? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68422891 No.. they leave too large of a Carbon footprint. working with Positive Thoughts will result in Positive Outcomes. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56217799 United States 03/28/2015 01:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... Haha good one Op Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34622205 :)) What more original heard? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67256344 United States 03/28/2015 01:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... Yo momma so fat, she plays pool with the planets, and she all dope wit that orbital mechanics shit. |
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Dace
User ID: 950249 Puerto Rico 03/28/2015 01:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1094114 United States 03/28/2015 01:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... There are three types of mathematicians - those that can add, and those that can't. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 53966348 United States 03/28/2015 01:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... One says, "I've lost my electron."
"Are you sure?" says the other.
Yes, I'm positive.
Quoting: Maguyver A neutron walked into a bar and ordered a drink. When he asked "how much?", the bartender said "no charge". . |
Dace
User ID: 950249 Puerto Rico 03/28/2015 01:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.... Why wouldn't the King of Potatoes let Princess Potato marry Brian Williams? . .. ... ....because he was a common-tater'. |
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