Getting horny at work

don't lean the jackhammer against your dick

Are you Shilly Long?
Hard at work here on the site?
Some ranger posts getting you all...you know?
Lol

I'm a woman!

Grab some hand soap,some toilet paper, and an empty stall.

How'd you guess?

Flop your dick out run around the office whacking people with it that's what everyone else does

I don't have a dick but if I did, I would definitely do that.

and take your phone out of your pants pocket.

what kind of work?

I don't wear pants!

Perhaps it is psychological. You should stop thinking about sex in general for a while. Maybe think about a good women without considering sex first.,?

The news...

Are you a lesbian women ?

I'm not a lesbian!

I assumed you were a man; Still perhaps you think of sex to much and should think about a loyal partner not a lust buddy.

No ewwwww. I was kidding you retard.

I'm not thinking of anyone

Sorry !

put them back on!

Fair enough, I don't know. You'll figure it out :)

Biological clock kicking your butt. That, or you're watching too much anal porn.

Haven't watched any anal porn lately...

It's human to be horny, I always find it funny that somehow we are expected to turn off these feelings from 9-5 like clockwork when we are being good little worker-bees. Obviously reality doesn't work that way.

Being a man I don't really get female sexuality all that much but if you are really a woman, OP, and you are horny, then getting sex should not be a problem unless you are deformed land-whale. Put on some high heels, hit the bars, have a one-night stand. It would be awesome if only it was so easy for men.

furry porn?

You misunderstand, it must be language barrier. I am not interested in actually having sex.

Nope, not that either

When in doubt, pump a chump.

Only one star for getting horny at work? I may end up hooking up with a coworker or my boss though, if it continues.

It must be GMOs, then.

I wish I was your co-worker and busted you posting this on GLP.. I'd blackmail you to blow me and then I'd bend you over your desk and send you home with weak legs.