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I have real telepathy

 
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I have real telepathy
It comes from my pineal gland or "third eye", and I have a very strong and healthy pineal gland. It's gotten very strong in the past 5 days.

Basically my telepathy is the strongest when I smoke weed. I am an actual genius, so whenever I get high my entire brain is activated and put into high gear. And since the third eye is where the real "you" is located, I'm able to tap into mine and then connect with the greater hivemind/godhead/collective consciousness.

I've had real telepathy skills since 2013, but I didn't even know what telepathy was until last week. Now that I know I feel free to use it as much as I want. It works by me "projecting" my thoughts on the same brainwave frequency as my "victims". I have manipulated all kinds of TV shows, movies, songs, even books, and thousands of people with my powers. It also feels really pleasurable, especially in the last few days, like heroin being made from my brain. Hopefully I am transferring the pleasurable feelings to whoever I interact with. At this point I don't even try to do anything, it just happens naturally

I think a big change will occur soon. Last week I smoked bad-quality marijuana for the first time in years, and it was like I had crash-landed into the real world for the first time in years. I didn't get as high as Saturn like I usually am. But my connection to people was closer than it has ever been, and my pineal gland felt more pleasurable than they ever have. I feel that I felt the most euphoric sensation that a human can feel, and that I experienced the beauty of God as closely as I possibly could. Today, hopefully, I am going to smoke good weed again, and once I am high again on good weed, I will probably become the most powerful person on Earth. I probably already am, or close to it, but this will just make it certain.

I want everyone to enjoy this feeling with me, together. I think it is going to happen eventually, but everyone should work on developing their third eye, doing yoga, smoking weed, reading, whatever it takes. One day soon we will all be communicating telepathically. We won't be able to read each other's private thoughts, we will just be able to feel them.
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03/31/2015 03:22 AM
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Re: I have real telepathy
Good for you Jakeem!
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03/31/2015 03:23 AM
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Re: I have real telepathy
Well then....

Tell me about me.
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03/31/2015 03:28 AM
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"So you mean to say they've taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought?"
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03/31/2015 03:29 AM
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If you cant guess the number I am thinking in my head right now and broadcasting your way I am going to give you a labotomy..
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03/31/2015 03:49 AM
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Pineal Gland This Shit !!11!1!
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03/31/2015 03:58 AM
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I have manipulated all kinds of TV shows, movies, songs, even books...

Did you manipulate the following song as well?
"... A knife, a fork, a bottle and a cork..."
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03/31/2015 04:01 AM
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Re: I have real telepathy
It comes from my pineal gland or "third eye", and I have a very strong and healthy pineal gland. It's gotten very strong in the past 5 days.

Basically my telepathy is the strongest when I smoke weed. I am an actual genius, so whenever I get high my entire brain is activated and put into high gear. And since the third eye is where the real "you" is located, I'm able to tap into mine and then connect with the greater hivemind/godhead/collective consciousness.

I've had real telepathy skills since 2013, but I didn't even know what telepathy was until last week. Now that I know I feel free to use it as much as I want. It works by me "projecting" my thoughts on the same brainwave frequency as my "victims". I have manipulated all kinds of TV shows, movies, songs, even books, and thousands of people with my powers. It also feels really pleasurable, especially in the last few days, like heroin being made from my brain. Hopefully I am transferring the pleasurable feelings to whoever I interact with. At this point I don't even try to do anything, it just happens naturally

I think a big change will occur soon. Last week I smoked bad-quality marijuana for the first time in years, and it was like I had crash-landed into the real world for the first time in years. I didn't get as high as Saturn like I usually am. But my connection to people was closer than it has ever been, and my pineal gland felt more pleasurable than they ever have. I feel that I felt the most euphoric sensation that a human can feel, and that I experienced the beauty of God as closely as I possibly could. Today, hopefully, I am going to smoke good weed again, and once I am high again on good weed, I will probably become the most powerful person on Earth. I probably already am, or close to it, but this will just make it certain.

I want everyone to enjoy this feeling with me, together. I think it is going to happen eventually, but everyone should work on developing their third eye, doing yoga, smoking weed, reading, whatever it takes. One day soon we will all be communicating telepathically. We won't be able to read each other's private thoughts, we will just be able to feel them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19063106


Excellent!
The holy grail of mind opening cannabis is the original Cinderella 99 by Brothers Grimm.
If you can find that strain it is the best.
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03/31/2015 04:04 AM
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have you ever been diagnosed as bipolar?
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Basically I hate languages speaking, writing. I am fine with telepathy.
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03/31/2015 04:24 AM
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there is no greater seer than GLP's Argento

FACT
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03/31/2015 04:38 AM
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He activated his pineal gland by Massaging his prostrate gland.
A well known secret to activating your 3rd Eye is to
Massage your prostrate. it works well.
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03/31/2015 08:41 AM
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All, well most humans are born telepathic. It is taught out of us in elementary school. Taught it's not real. Some never believed them and kept their creator given gifts fully intact throughout lifetime, regardless of what rulers said.
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03/31/2015 09:03 AM
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smoke it IF you've got it

stonerrastabanan
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All, well most humans are born telepathic. It is taught out of us in elementary school. Taught it's not real. Some never believed them and kept their creator given gifts fully intact throughout lifetime, regardless of what rulers said.
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synchro

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03/31/2015 09:12 AM
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Telepathy? Prove it. Otherwise, it's:

phony-baloney
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03/31/2015 09:14 AM
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Re: I have real telepathy
But can you make a sammich with your mind?
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1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.

@Starknight921
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03/31/2015 09:17 AM
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Good for you Jakeem!
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Jakeem is GLP's (at*'s) Bernard....
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03/31/2015 09:45 AM
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Re: I have real telepathy
If it were true you would not have too post about it, you could telepathically send a message, ir is that to much?
There is nothing to be gained from something all living things can do.
The truly gifted will continue to sit back and do nothing.
Karma is a bitch
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04/01/2015 05:46 PM
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Re: I have real telepathy
Read this if youwant to learn more

[link to www.thirdeyepinecones.com]
aim green
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Oh its young me in high school... Lots of mushrooms trying that telekenisis no time to sit back with out practice the proof is all around not the most powerful lmao especially after watching zoran hochstatter ;)
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10/10/2016 10:27 PM
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Re: I have real telepathy
He activated his pineal gland by Massaging his prostrate gland.
A well known secret to activating your 3rd Eye is to
Massage your prostrate. it works well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68773734


how does that work for the population that has none?
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10/10/2016 11:22 PM
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All, well most humans are born telepathic. It is taught out of us in elementary school. Taught it's not real. Some never believed them and kept their creator given gifts fully intact throughout lifetime, regardless of what rulers said.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34391777


hf
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10/10/2016 11:29 PM
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Basically I hate languages speaking, writing. I am fine with telepathy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24376125


So what you're saying is that you're a mute autistic?
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10/10/2016 11:36 PM
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Thousands of people since last week?



Sounds legit. /sarc
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10/10/2016 11:52 PM
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10/10/2016 11:56 PM
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Are you the one who is manipulating GLP?
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10/11/2016 12:06 AM
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I can poop standing up
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Re: I have real telepathy
why did you bother typing this out?

seems like an awful amount of work





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