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How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?

 
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
Whole towns are getting rid of a good part of their maintenance staff and buying goats. Goats don't need pensions and healthcare.

The funniest thing I found, shocked that it exists but there it was: Rent a Goat [link to rentagoat.com]
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
rent a goat or a weed wacker
to clear out the yard.

then buy 3 chickens
to attack every little sprout that pops up.

(and you get eggs.)

my wild yard is picked clean
by 3 hungry hens.

nothing survives those eating machines.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
I use vinegar and salt. Nothing will grow for three years!
 Quoting: StormeyGoddess


Yeah, but you need pickling vinegar for it to work. Also a dash of dawn will break the surface tension of the vinegar....possibly also drowning bugs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68782770


OH! Should have thought about the soap part of it! Thanks! :-)
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
Put them in your pipe and smoke it
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
I use vinegar and salt. Nothing will grow for three years!
 Quoting: StormeyGoddess


Yeah, but you need pickling vinegar for it to work. Also a dash of dawn will break the surface tension of the vinegar....possibly also drowning bugs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68782770


OH! Should have thought about the soap part of it! Thanks! :-)
 Quoting: StormeyGoddess


No problem....

Also, some weeds DO have a protective waxy layer the soap helps to break it down...just a few drops in the mix is needed.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
can you name all those seed bearing weeds for me? I had a hummingbird come sip from a thistle in my backyard
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Nope. Gave the names the best I know.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
stop messing with the ecosystem and let the plants grow. first step towards the dark side... kill inocent plants
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66553816


I don't like the plants. It is my yard. I don't want to see any of them.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
get a goat or two
 Quoting: Hawgzilla


I don't want a goat.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
buy a roll of 6 mil black tarp. Leave it on for about a month in each location. That should cook everything including weed seeds. So get it big enough so by summer every part has been under the tarp.

Or get a goat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 751376


That would take too long. Although I will say that is how my front yard is done.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
Vinegar and dawn dish soap and salt will kill fugging anything forgot the mixture ratio but its cheap and effective and no hard chemicals. hf
 Quoting: Mudda Fugga


I have heard people talking about this. I am considering it.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
Try pissing on the weeds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43921309


I don't want to get arrested for indecent exposure, LOL.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
well i know some of the environmental shills are going to hate but here's how. And BTW killing the weeds helps the environment NET because you have to mow less often, Bermuda grows slower than weeds.

STEP 1: get a decent 4gal backpack sprayer: [link to www.amazon.com]

STEP 2: Use 2-4-D NOT roundup to kill the weeds, it will not hurt the grass. also mix into the sprayer the Prodiamine 65 as pre-emergent which will keep new weed seeds from growing for rest of season. Mix both into backpack sprayer in appropriate amounts.

2-4-D: [link to www.amazon.com]

Prodiamine 65
[link to www.amazon.com]

STEP 3: apply a slow release fertilizer a mix of nitrogen (N), phosphorus (P), and potassium (K).

STEP 4: Mow every 10 days or so. an do NOT bag clippings
 Quoting: ttown_okie


I like the idea behind your suggestion and will do more research. I don't have any grass. There are no plants in my yard except some cactus that I would be interested in preserving.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
weed killer. Duh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47390007


I am looking for a bit more detailed information. I have already tried a highly rated commercial product and it failed.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
Vinegar and dawn dish soap and salt will kill fugging anything forgot the mixture ratio but its cheap and effective and no hard chemicals. hf
 Quoting: Mudda Fugga


1 gal vinegar
1cupt table salt
1-2 TSP dawn soap

Just used today with ~12 harbor freight 1.25 gal
pump Sprayer

Worked Great

Salt addition does make the soil infertile for 2 yrs though
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64876942


I think this might be something to try out this weekend. Thanks!
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
Try some Monsanto corn meal

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21201441


Made me laugh. It might do it LOL.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
So I have a small house. I live in a high desert in Southern Colorado. Anyway, this year it seems my backyard and to a smaller degree my front yard decided to go gangbusters with weeds. My front yard is xeriscaped and my backyard used to be a large dog run. It is literally dirt.

I want to kill the ground. I don't want to mess with weeds all summer if I can prevent it. I have grasses, dandelions, goatheads, and other irritating junk I can't identify.

I am not interested in planting a lawn or garden. I am likely to move in the next 1-1.5 years. I do have close neighbors, so I have to be careful about how I apply whatever it is I need to apply. Also, I live in town so I can't buy into a scorched earth policy.

Any ideas?

Thanks in advance!
 Quoting: Battlestar Valkyrie


Weed n Feed
We resisted for two years , trying to go natural but finaly gave in. It was worth it
Soft grass and some soft to the touch mossy ferns, no more weeds
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
Sounds like you have a yard full of food, learn to cook the yard growth. No joke a lot of wild growth are eatables, and tastes good, you do not have to plant the food it free of labor. Get onions, bacon and get them dandelions greens.
 Quoting: Daughter


Yep, in an extreme situation I just might. But right now there are two grocery stores down the street from me. They have plenty of good vegetables there, I don't need to resort to eating thorny plants at the moment.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
Fire and spiders, and firespiders
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
Spray the entire yard with roundup, then you will not have to mow the grass for an entire year.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13127957


I don't have any grass. Roundup has already failed me.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
buy a roll of 6 mil black tarp. Leave it on for about a month in each location. That should cook everything including weed seeds. So get it big enough so by summer every part has been under the tarp.

Or get a goat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 751376


this and add hot/fresh chicken shit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46725352


I am fresh out of chicken excrement.
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Battlestar Valkyrie  (OP)

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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
Drink a quart of roundup and piss on them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5152083


Unfortunately that would likely end in my death. However, it would mean the weeds would no longer bother me. I enjoy my life though, so I will keep on living and try to find a less suicidal means of killing my weeds.
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Battlestar Valkyrie  (OP)

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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
This is the most ignorant OP I have ever read.

Weeds - the HORROR!!!

:scream

Just go drink some round up and leave nature alone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4326051


Even though I live in the desert, this town has codes. I probably could get hit with a code violation given the condition of my back yard. Besides, it is my yard and I don't like the weeds. If I want to destroy them that is my choice as a free man.

Last Edited by Battlestar Texas on 04/02/2015 12:30 AM
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
A cheap bottle of muratic acid in a chemical sprayer will do the job.....

but spray only the weeds
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68782770


I have used a lot of muratic acid and only killed gloss floor contact and glass. The weeds survived.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
get a goat or two
 Quoting: Hawgzilla


I don't want a goat.
 Quoting: Battlestar Valkyrie


But you could sell it to any Muslim neighbors for top dollar when it's done with your yard!
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
gasoline and a match
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68782770


I am actually a licensed firefighter. Burning weeds in town simply will not happen. I really don't feel like being the firefighter that burned his own house down trying to kill some weeds.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
Pull them.
 Quoting: Kneel Schlongstrong


A lesson in futility. I thought about this. Take a day and just wage war on them. I did that last year. It worked great until we got rained on and then my work was immediately erased by new weeds. I prefer not to repeat that.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
rent a goat or a weed wacker
to clear out the yard.

then buy 3 chickens
to attack every little sprout that pops up.

(and you get eggs.)

my wild yard is picked clean
by 3 hungry hens.

nothing survives those eating machines.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65438960


Can't keep farm animals in town.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
Put them in your pipe and smoke it
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I don't smoke.
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04/02/2015 12:28 AM
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
So I have a small house. I live in a high desert in Southern Colorado. Anyway, this year it seems my backyard and to a smaller degree my front yard decided to go gangbusters with weeds. My front yard is xeriscaped and my backyard used to be a large dog run. It is literally dirt.

I want to kill the ground. I don't want to mess with weeds all summer if I can prevent it. I have grasses, dandelions, goatheads, and other irritating junk I can't identify.

I am not interested in planting a lawn or garden. I am likely to move in the next 1-1.5 years. I do have close neighbors, so I have to be careful about how I apply whatever it is I need to apply. Also, I live in town so I can't buy into a scorched earth policy.

Any ideas?

Thanks in advance!
 Quoting: Battlestar Valkyrie


Weed n Feed
We resisted for two years , trying to go natural but finaly gave in. It was worth it
Soft grass and some soft to the touch mossy ferns, no more weeds
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38778600


I'll look into it, thanks.
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Re: How do I kill a backyard full of weeds?
get a goat or two
 Quoting: Hawgzilla


I don't want a goat.
 Quoting: Battlestar Valkyrie


But you could sell it to any Muslim neighbors for top dollar when it's done with your yard!
 Quoting: Watdhel 55774114


I think there might be two Muslims in the entire county.
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