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Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.

 
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Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
He cursed a poor fig tree for not having figs. The bible says it wasn't the season for figs. So hungry and pissed off Jesus says, "Damn you".

Not very godlike if you ask me.
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Who is any human or demon to say what is godly or not???
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Who is any human or demon to say what is godly or not???
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Use your Brian Moran!
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Who is any human or demon to say what is godly or not???
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Did the poor tree commit a sin worthy of death?
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Who is any human or demon to say what is godly or not???
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Use your Brian Moran!
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I stand with what I wrote
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Who is any human or demon to say what is godly or not???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68803824


Use your Brian Moran!
 Quoting: Lord_Kayle


I stand with what I wrote
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68803824


So in other words your talking out your ass, because your head is obviously IN IT!
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"Know guns, no crime. No guns, know crime." - Ralph Lauretano

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms" - Thomas Jefferson

"When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson

"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled." - Mark Twain

"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." - Thomas Jefferson

"Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." - Said to be Voltaire, but really - Unknown
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Who is any human or demon to say what is godly or not???
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Use your Brian Moran!
 Quoting: Lord_Kayle


I stand with what I wrote
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68803824


So in other words your talking out your ass, because your head is obviously IN IT!
 Quoting: Lord_Kayle


Fuck off idiot
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Who is any human or demon to say what is godly or not???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68803824


Knowing right from wrong is inherent, or "god-given" if you will. There are many things in the Bible done by the bible God or the "Lord" that are inherently "wrong" which any reasoning person can feel. If you don't take that clue, it is your own fault.
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Great post! What a childish thing for "the son of god" to do. Curse his/his father's own creation.
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Who is any human or demon to say what is godly or not???
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Did the poor tree commit a sin worthy of death?
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wheres that verse? I wanna look at it. Something tells me there's more to it then meet's the eye here.
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
He cursed a poor fig tree for not having figs. The bible says it wasn't the season for figs. So hungry and pissed off Jesus says, "Damn you".

Not very godlike if you ask me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4473090


Lol..,

anything that does not produce good fruit in season will wither.

Your assumptions are laughable.
wmMmw
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
He cursed a poor fig tree for not having figs. The bible says it wasn't the season for figs. So hungry and pissed off Jesus says, "Damn you".

Not very godlike if you ask me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4473090


LOL!
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Who is any human or demon to say what is godly or not???
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Use your Brian Moran!
 Quoting: Lord_Kayle


I stand with what I wrote
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68803824


so even if Jesus came down from Heaven and admitted to this evil.

What are you mortal going to do about it?

If he decided that man should be tortured and that man not.

Say he wanted to do these things.

What would someone so pitifully human such as yourself have to say for it?

You could say whatever you liked. And when your body becomes dust, who will remember your words?
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
whats crazier, god doing what you claim, or claiming a tree is "poor" and weeping because a tree lost its "life"?
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Who is any human or demon to say what is godly or not???
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Use your Brian Moran!
 Quoting: Lord_Kayle


I stand with what I wrote
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68803824


so even if Jesus came down from Heaven and admitted to this evil.

What are you mortal going to do about it?

If he decided that man should be tortured and that man not.

Say he wanted to do these things.

What would someone so pitifully human such as yourself have to say for it?

You could say whatever you liked. And when your body becomes dust, who will remember your words?
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Gnashing of the tongue is the best we got. 1dunno1
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Post directed at OP. Not the Frenchy.
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
fig trees lives matter too!!
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Who is any human or demon to say what is godly or not???
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Did the poor tree commit a sin worthy of death?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4473090


wheres that verse? I wanna look at it. Something tells me there's more to it then meet's the eye here.
 Quoting: JustChilling


Google is your friend.
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Who is any human or demon to say what is godly or not???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68803824


Use your Brian Moran!
 Quoting: Lord_Kayle


I stand with what I wrote
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68803824


so even if Jesus came down from Heaven and admitted to this evil.

What are you mortal going to do about it?

If he decided that man should be tortured and that man not.

Say he wanted to do these things.

What would someone so pitifully human such as yourself have to say for it?

You could say whatever you liked. And when your body becomes dust, who will remember your words?
 Quoting: St Luke 6682495


I am who I am.. I speak on my own behalf.. you are not no saint.. and this body of mine does not turn to dust unless by my divine will n grace.. now stfu and run the fuck along fag...
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Use your Brian Moran!
 Quoting: Lord_Kayle


I stand with what I wrote
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68803824


so even if Jesus came down from Heaven and admitted to this evil.

What are you mortal going to do about it?

If he decided that man should be tortured and that man not.

Say he wanted to do these things.

What would someone so pitifully human such as yourself have to say for it?

You could say whatever you liked. And when your body becomes dust, who will remember your words?
 Quoting: St Luke 6682495


Gnashing of the tongue is the best we got. 1dunno1
 Quoting: JustChilling


Ahaha. Yes much gnashing as your words are put in front of everyone. Although, perhaps an hour of fame would be what they wanted.
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Who is any human or demon to say what is godly or not???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68803824


Did the poor tree commit a sin worthy of death?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4473090


wheres that verse? I wanna look at it. Something tells me there's more to it then meet's the eye here.
 Quoting: JustChilling


Google is your friend.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4473090


That's what I thought.
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Use your Brian Moran!
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I stand with what I wrote
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68803824


so even if Jesus came down from Heaven and admitted to this evil.

What are you mortal going to do about it?

If he decided that man should be tortured and that man not.

Say he wanted to do these things.

What would someone so pitifully human such as yourself have to say for it?

You could say whatever you liked. And when your body becomes dust, who will remember your words?
 Quoting: St Luke 6682495


I am who I am.. I speak on my own behalf.. you are not no saint.. and this body of mine does not turn to dust unless by my divine will n grace.. now stfu and run the fuck along fag...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68803824


I am no saint.

I have a keychain with two keys.
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
He cursed a poor fig tree for not having figs. The bible says it wasn't the season for figs. So hungry and pissed off Jesus says, "Damn you".

Not very godlike if you ask me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4473090


Lol..,

anything that does not produce good fruit in season will wither.

Your assumptions are laughable.
 Quoting: M1.618


It was OUT OF SEASON, yet he cursed it anyway!

Makes absolutely NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!


KC_Goldshine



"Know guns, no crime. No guns, know crime." - Ralph Lauretano

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms" - Thomas Jefferson

"When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson

"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled." - Mark Twain

"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." - Thomas Jefferson

"Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." - Said to be Voltaire, but really - Unknown
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
He cursed a poor fig tree for not having figs. The bible says it wasn't the season for figs. So hungry and pissed off Jesus says, "Damn you".

Not very godlike if you ask me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4473090


Lol..,

anything that does not produce good fruit in season will wither.

Your assumptions are laughable.
 Quoting: M1.618


It was OUT OF SEASON, yet he cursed it anyway!

Makes absolutely NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!


 Quoting: Lord_Kayle


Very out of character for the son of God.
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Was it not an allegory for the calamity that was coming to Israel the people. They were the fig tree in most bible symbolism.
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
He cursed a poor fig tree for not having figs. The bible says it wasn't the season for figs. So hungry and pissed off Jesus says, "Damn you".

Not very godlike if you ask me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4473090


Lol..,

anything that does not produce good fruit in season will wither.

Your assumptions are laughable.
 Quoting: M1.618


It was OUT OF SEASON, yet he cursed it anyway!

Makes absolutely NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!


 Quoting: Lord_Kayle


It makes sense, because people wondered at it.

Because they were amazed, they believed.

The motive makes the sense.

Are you so out of season, that you fail to understand motive the bigger motive?
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Mark 11:12-25 New International Version (NIV)

12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry.

13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs.

14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
He cursed a poor fig tree for not having figs. The bible says it wasn't the season for figs. So hungry and pissed off Jesus says, "Damn you".

Not very godlike if you ask me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4473090


Lol..,

anything that does not produce good fruit in season will wither.

Your assumptions are laughable.
 Quoting: M1.618


It was OUT OF SEASON, yet he cursed it anyway!

Makes absolutely NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!


 Quoting: Lord_Kayle


Very out of character for the son of God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4473090


Do you mean, out of your own character?

For how can you know what is character for a God,

when you are a little peasant?
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
Was it not an allegory for the calamity that was coming to Israel the people. They were the fig tree in most bible symbolism.
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That's a bit of a stretch.
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Re: Ungodly act of Jesus in the bible.
He cursed a poor fig tree for not having figs. The bible says it wasn't the season for figs. So hungry and pissed off Jesus says, "Damn you".

Not very godlike if you ask me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4473090


Lol..,

anything that does not produce good fruit in season will wither.

Your assumptions are laughable.
 Quoting: M1.618


It was OUT OF SEASON, yet he cursed it anyway!

Makes absolutely NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!


 Quoting: Lord_Kayle


Out of the divine season?

All living things are asked not any more than is reasonable regardless of what it looks like to others.

But,


mark 11

13 And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.

"for the time of figs was not yet."

This means that the tree was to produce in this season & did not.
wmMmw
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Mark 11:12-25 New International Version (NIV)

12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry.

13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs.

14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57289130


It was a tree he used to demonstrate that prayer from a faithful man would be honored by God. It was a learning moment for the disciples. I withdraw my previous comment. peace
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