The Reasons Why McDonald's Chicken Nuggets Come In Four Distinct Shapes--the Bell, the Ball, the Bone, and the Boot

that just sounds disgusting that their chicken is cut out of a sheet by a cookie cutter.

Why is this pinned???

Sorry OP

Satanic symbols, the bell end of time, the ball pagan for testicles (Christmas trees), the bone the killers of Christ and the boot onward christian soldiers and if you eat enough of them, cancer !!

mMMMmmm deep fried pink slime extrusion shapes....

Last Edited by Anubis on 04/06/2015 05:54 PM

I love my McNuggets. 20 for $5.00 is the best deal around. Plus they don't go bad, so I have been hoarding them for when the SHTF.

I have like a 6 month supply.

#preppers #MCDpreps.com

I won't eat them mainly because of this.

[link to www.naturalnews.com]

when i was in AZ a couple months ago i saw that .. they are $12.00 in canada for 20. (i don't buy them anyway but i thought i'd pass along they are more than double the cost up here - no idea why. it's not like we have a shortage of chickens.)

The fibers are just Morgellons disease. Nothing to worry about. lol

thats interesting but i bet you would see things like that with a lot of food under a microscope?

lol the music @ 1:30 is priceless.



Last Edited by Anubis on 04/06/2015 06:05 PM

Haven't been in YEARS!

Don't plan on ever going back.

here's a nice video for y'all:



and then mcdonald's rebuttal:



Last Edited by Anubis on 04/06/2015 06:12 PM

We have one in town. Drive thru always jammed with mini vans and SUVs full of kids,


IMO ppl that bring their kids there are either retarded or just plain lazy. Most likely both.

Last Edited by Mr. NorM on 04/06/2015 06:07 PM

lol, everything is always about your religion.

So the reason is, uniform cooking and it's fun to dip...

we are going to die, McDs doom

here in Ireland they are the same shape as the Map of Ireland, a little teddy bear shape

maybe if i grind up those big ass fucking chicken titties i can shape a normal chicken titty out of it.

Ban this guy!!!

This thread is great and I for one am glad it is pinned.

I'm so glad they make their poison in different shapes, to appeal to the kids and all.

it's pinned because either the OP is a mod sock or the OP is giving a mod headjobs

No doubt so the product will appeal to all those millions of kids that the company vehemently denies they target their marketing at.

Lol this^^^^

Yeah, well wait until I get the financial backing to open up my own chicken chain. I'm gonna have chicken nuggets shaped like Mark Twain in an old timey setting with animatronic banshees that swoop down every 35 minutes to screech Macintosh Plus in your ear. I'm talking good chicken too, not the bullshit. Paprika, cayenne pepper, marmalade simmer for 48 hours, etc. Crispy but not too dry. Juicy but not too lacking in fried skin.

Here's how to make the real chicken

Take several Mark Twain shaped chicken patties

Simmer in marmalade for 48 hours (orange, apricot, etc.)

Apply paprika/cayenne pepper rub.

Throw in wok with splash lemon juice and parsley leaves

Apply BBQ sauce (honey mesquite) and add dash of sea salt with 2 squirts of lime juice

Place on baking sheet and bake at high temperature to kill worms and shit

Throw that on a loaf of sourdough (A LOAF!) and add feta cheese crumbles, kale, red onions (sliced) and your choice of condiment. Might I recommend cocktail sauce?? Why is it only for seafood again? Because of bullshit, that's why. Throw some specialty poultry tasting cocktail sauce. Make a cocktail sauce specifically designed for chicken and poultry and market the everliving shit out of it!

Sales don't happen in "What If Land". They happen in the board rooms and the kitchens so make it happen! Cocktail sauce specifically for fried chicken strips!!! It's Ketchup and horseradish!! OMG!!! Add a little citrus to it or something, I dunno.

What If Land is populated by nothing more that soulless latch ons who, having missed their ship, attempt to stowaway on yours and that's crap. You get to be the captain of your own ship when you make it happen! What If Landers sit around with their thumbs up their asses hoping for a raft to float by. Be the captain of Make It Happen Land and create a cocktail sauce for the specialty chicken sandwiches!!! Show them you mean business Chef!!!

The cocktail sauce on the chicken goes good with provolone or perhaps a mozzarella. Hell, you could use swiss or maybe even some cojack.

The goat cheese would be amazing too with some kim chi.

McDonald's chicken nuggets taste good, and I don't care how they cut them.

I don't eat enough of them to cause any damage because I think they are bad for me, but I love 'em.

BK had 10 for $1.50 not long ago