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I'm in a life-or-death situation. Entertain me while I'm still here

 
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I'm in a life-or-death situation. Entertain me while I'm still here
You see, it's a long story that might seem marred with cliches, but I swear all this shit went down in the past 24 hours.
You see, I live in a dump of a town in southwestern Oklahoma and I just witnessed this ghetto punk who I swear is from out-of-town (I know everyone in this shithole) stab this redneck to death and leave his corpse to rot in the woods. My cousin works with him. He was in the car with me. The ghetto punk saw us and fled, so I felt relieved at that until until... I tried to get in touch with my cousin this morning. Twice. No response. No word from him. I'm so fuckin scared right now, I am crankin up Dire Straits' "Sultans Of Swing" and drownin my sorrows in some goddamn fine booze, y'all. But this is fuckin scary.
I need advice, I need humor, I need company, hell I may need to see free tits online too but that's optional. What's not optional is I need someone to entertain me, amuse me, while I search for answers in my cousin's disappearance.
Cool story, bro? I wish it were... Otherwise, I wouldn't be begin for attention on GLP and crankin up... *gasp* DIRE FUCKIN STRAITS.
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04/07/2015 01:20 AM
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and you both didn't consider calling 911?...I'm not so thrilled with the cops at all times but at least a heads up to let them know you were both seen at such and such an area and freaked out, in case anything happened to either of you. Hell, even if you got arrested, you're probably safer in jail than on the streets, if you were telling the truth.
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04/07/2015 01:24 AM
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Hmmm ... You and your cousin witnessed a murder ... Therefore your footprints DNA ect may be there still and cousin is missing... And you haven't got outa town or gone to popo? Hmmm I'd say I normally avoid bacon at all costs but this may be exception. Go to clear self ... Good karma.... Most people who dissapear longer than 3 days are never found alive again. Clocks ticking son
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04/07/2015 01:27 AM
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and you both didn't consider calling 911?...I'm not so thrilled with the cops at all times but at least a heads up to let them know you were both seen at such and such an area and freaked out, in case anything happened to either of you. Hell, even if you got arrested, you're probably safer in jail than on the streets, if you were telling the truth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26160134


Are you fuckin kidding, man, LOL. Have you seen the cops that run my cesspool of a town? Remember that hicktown in Mississippi where Jessica Chambers was burned alive, well yeah, think that environment but 100x worse. Half the department's tied to meth trafficking out of state, I know because I've been here since freshman year of HS ('97-'98).
I'm divorced twice, dead broke, that's why I can't break out of this shithole.
Cops know me, they know my rebellious personality, best case scenario: they don't believe me and keep me locked up on fabricated charges, worst case scenario: Mafia-style execution, they're crazy like that.
Better to keep a low profile or flee.
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04/07/2015 01:27 AM
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I suggest you eat da poo poo immediately

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04/07/2015 01:29 AM
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Hmmm ... You and your cousin witnessed a murder ... Therefore your footprints DNA ect may be there still and cousin is missing... And you haven't got outa town or gone to popo? Hmmm I'd say I normally avoid bacon at all costs but this may be exception. Go to clear self ... Good karma.... Most people who dissapear longer than 3 days are never found alive again. Clocks ticking son
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I'm about to search town anyway, so you may not be hearing from me for awhile.
But this ain't no hardboiled detective movie from the 40s, I'm no Philip Marlowe, odds of me coming up with any leads and finding him alive are slim to none, let's be real here.
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04/07/2015 01:30 AM
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Go to police for reasonableness sake!!! What if killer incriminates you????Your cousin is missing??? What is there to think about? The early bird gets the worm . Go so you will be first to come forward. Can't you be anonymous? Keeping quiet is foolhardy and childish. Don't go when your drinking tho!
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04/07/2015 01:31 AM
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Go to police for reasonableness sake!!! What if killer incriminates you????Your cousin is missing??? What is there to think about? The early bird gets the worm . Go so you will be first to come forward. Can't you be anonymous? Keeping quiet is foolhardy and childish. Don't go when your drinking tho!
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04/07/2015 01:32 AM
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You witnessed a murder, a guy is missing. Probably smarter angles to take than posting about it and the general location on the Internet. Just sayin
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04/07/2015 01:32 AM
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Go to police for reasonableness sake!!! What if killer incriminates you????Your cousin is missing??? What is there to think about? The early bird gets the worm . Go so you will be first to come forward. Can't you be anonymous? Keeping quiet is foolhardy and childish. Don't go when your drinking tho!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62931345


Wish it were that way. Wish you knew how this town operates.
One-star this 'BS' thread if you so desire. But I'm in a tight spot and I need answers, cops will do me more harm than good.
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04/07/2015 01:37 AM
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Well since you don't want to do anything about it and since you want to be entertained to allieviated your miserable life status here ya go.

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04/07/2015 01:39 AM
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I hear you!! Truth corrupt cops exist. So your broke? You can't get on a greyhound then. ? Damned if you do damned if you don't. I'd come forward. Or just start driving .. those are your options. Live in fear of killer getting you or naming you to cops... And them getting you later on trumped u charges as they'll be pissed you didn't come forward early on
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04/07/2015 01:40 AM
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BS. You could call the state cops.
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04/07/2015 01:43 AM
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Just remember that death is not the end!
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04/07/2015 01:45 AM
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Don't say nobody cared to try and help. Good luck tho. Hope you find your answer...this is a rock and a hard place so don't expect easy answer. And yes posting about it on net is pretty foolish as they can trace ip and will know exactly where you are and who good luck
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04/07/2015 01:50 AM
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OP is lying - and what kind of a person would sit in a car and watches someone get stabbed? Two of ya huh??..that would make you both pretty sorry cowards.
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04/07/2015 01:54 AM
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This is an obvious opportunity missed on you4 part to arm yourself and remain alert.

instead you're drunk.

Poor preperation for a guy that may be hunted at the moment. Ah well. If it is your destiny to be murdered you cant do anything anyways. Bottoms up......
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04/07/2015 02:45 PM
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So....OP. ya still withis? Your people ever get ahold of ya?
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04/07/2015 02:46 PM
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Risk and gain!

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04/07/2015 02:48 PM
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A cat could save your soul, touch one.


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04/07/2015 03:25 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68619687


Awesome vid! Love the sound of the V10! Not going s fast as I would have thought, though. (265k/ph = 163mph top speed I saw) averaged between 100-130 mph.

HOWEVER!!! That is VERY fast darting between that much traffic! I was expecting someone to wipe out. Crash and burst into flame.

Bet that scared the shit out of people!

cheers
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68619687


Awesome vid! Love the sound of the V10! Not going s fast as I would have thought, though. (265k/ph = 163mph top speed I saw) averaged between 100-130 mph.

HOWEVER!!! That is VERY fast darting between that much traffic! I was expecting someone to wipe out. Crash and burst into flame.

Bet that scared the shit out of people!

cheers
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cheers then you havent saw this(ps driver died as a passenger)

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04/08/2015 09:08 AM
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Risk and gain!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68619687


Awesome vid! Love the sound of the V10! Not going s fast as I would have thought, though. (265k/ph = 163mph top speed I saw) averaged between 100-130 mph.

HOWEVER!!! That is VERY fast darting between that much traffic! I was expecting someone to wipe out. Crash and burst into flame.

Bet that scared the shit out of people!

cheers
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cheers then you havent saw this(ps driver died as a passenger)


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68619687


Yeh, I've seen that. He died in that car, if I recall, letting someone else drive. What he could have done putting that talent to a more constructive pursuit of sponsored racing or drifting.

He had an incredible control of his car.
Adversity is inevitable, misery is optional.

Do or do not. There is no try.

"The enemy will never attack where you are strongest...He will attack where you are weakest. If you do not know your weakest point, be certain, your enemy will." Sun Tzu





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