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Do NOT Piss Off a Sea Lion

 
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04/08/2015 12:54 AM
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Omg he totally grabbed that dude and threw him!

Score 1 for the sea lion!

lmao
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04/08/2015 01:05 AM
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Whoa. Tossed that dude like a rag doll.
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04/08/2015 01:09 AM
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Shouldn't they be called "sea dogs"? Their face looks more canine than feline.
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Shouldn't they be called "sea dogs"? Their face looks more canine than feline.
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Agreed, I encountered one of these before, came right up to me by the shore line on a brackish river. They are actually friendly animals, saw this one swim around with a kid in the river and even pull the kid around in the water while the kid held onto his back. Smart and friendly...like a dog.

Just don't catch them in your fish nets.
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Smacked one HARD with all my strength bout that size over the head with a paddle on the flat side when I was collecting mussels on a reef, watched its eyes spin around for about 1 second,damn thing still came at me, so I turned the paddle sideways and hit it over the bridge of its eyes. Popped one eyeball, and proceeded to paddle that thing till the paddle broke while yelling at the top of my lungs covered in blood. It was me or it primal instinct!.....
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[link to www.youtube.com (secure)] skip to 1:26
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04/08/2015 01:20 AM
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Whatever.... male sea lions kill their young out of sexual frustration. They are Cunts only seconds to humans.
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04/08/2015 01:26 AM
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Heh....

They didn't name them Sea Sheep....LOL

That was amazing how he threw that dude!!! WOW.

Even the dog didn't want nothing to do with him, until the stupid human threw something, and the dog had to protect his tard master.

Good to know they will F you up when you cut them free though...
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04/08/2015 01:33 AM
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LOL @ him casually tossing that guy.

And shame on the other guy trying to sick the dog on it, after witnessing the pure strength of the sea lion.


Great video.
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Whatever.... male sea lions kill their young out of sexual frustration. They are Cunts only seconds to humans.
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While snorkeling in Galapagos I encountered 2 sea lions fighting in the water. Scared the hell out of me!blink I was ready to get out and the guide explained to me they were mating.
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Shouldn't they be called "sea dogs"? Their face looks more canine than feline.
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Agreed, I encountered one of these before, came right up to me by the shore line on a brackish river. They are actually friendly animals, saw this one swim around with a kid in the river and even pull the kid around in the water while the kid held onto his back. Smart and friendly...like a dog.

Just don't catch them in your fish nets.
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I think the dog is what agitated that Sea Lion more than anything else. It didn't become aggressive until that dog went after it.

I live on the Oregon coast and see Sea Lions all the time. They like to follow you when you are walking down the beach. They will keep popping up and watching you, a little ways offshore, when the surf is flat. As you move down the beach, they move with you.
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I snorkeled with sea lions in the sea of Cortez in college. Probably a stupid idea, but it is one of the highlights of my life.

Their power and grace in the water is incredible. I watched them charge me straight up from 15 feet under, only to bark and turn out of the way as air bubbles popped on my chest.

Awesome experience.
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Poor thing, it just doesn;t want to be there but it is 1rof1
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Smacked one HARD with all my strength bout that size over the head with a paddle on the flat side when I was collecting mussels on a reef, watched its eyes spin around for about 1 second,damn thing still came at me, so I turned the paddle sideways and hit it over the bridge of its eyes. Popped one eyeball, and proceeded to paddle that thing till the paddle broke while yelling at the top of my lungs covered in blood. It was me or it primal instinct!.....
Kinda like this[youtube] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)] skip to 1:26
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too bad you didnt drown and die you canuck fuck
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There was an attack here the other day in my town. A guy was grabbed by the arm, taken under water and held for about 20 seconds. He had been posing with a fish for a picture on a boat, so naturally....
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Link to a story in San Diego. Sea Lion bit some old codger's hand and arm and drug his ass into Mission Bay in an attempt to get the fish the old dude was holding.




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04/08/2015 03:57 AM
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Too STUPID to know when he's being rescued.



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lmao
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I hope they didn't kill it.
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Smacked one HARD with all my strength bout that size over the head with a paddle on the flat side when I was collecting mussels on a reef, watched its eyes spin around for about 1 second,damn thing still came at me, so I turned the paddle sideways and hit it over the bridge of its eyes. Popped one eyeball, and proceeded to paddle that thing till the paddle broke while yelling at the top of my lungs covered in blood. It was me or it primal instinct!.....
Kinda like this[youtube] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)] skip to 1:26
 Quoting: Bonkers 61251060


too bad you didnt drown and die you canuck fuck
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I'm down with the Canuck. Better a .45 to it's head, i.e., life of death.
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The Dog could have been killed there
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Haha that was sweet! Those things are apparently dangerous!
If your dreams don't scare you.. they aren't big enough.
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04/08/2015 05:53 AM
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Unleashed the lion.
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Smacked one HARD with all my strength bout that size over the head with a paddle on the flat side when I was collecting mussels on a reef, watched its eyes spin around for about 1 second,damn thing still came at me, so I turned the paddle sideways and hit it over the bridge of its eyes. Popped one eyeball, and proceeded to paddle that thing till the paddle broke while yelling at the top of my lungs covered in blood. It was me or it primal instinct!.....
Kinda like this[youtube] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)] skip to 1:26
 Quoting: Bonkers 61251060


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That's why I eat wildlife instead of making it a family member.
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Haha that was sweet! Those things are apparently dangerous!
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Not just apparently!
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04/08/2015 07:34 AM
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Read recently a whole bunch of baby Sea Lions died in the Pacific Ocean.
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The Dog could have been killed there
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Yea, what happened to the dog? It was going in for a fight and then it vanished!!?
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That's why I eat wildlife instead of making it a family member.
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Brief having some balls and taking on a sea lion in hand to flipper combat....

I'd pay.
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04/08/2015 05:46 PM
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He is saying that this is his fishing spot and he wants to enjoy it too!! Even the sea lion is saying, ""Hey, God created these waters for me also. And I want my share of the bounty!!""





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