I typed a novel on toilet paper. Who wants it?

I bought a typewriter, a package of toilet paper, and spent the weekend writing 80,000 words of complete shit.

It's the riveting story of a depressed Nazi in space on barbiturates who's looking for Jesus' spaceship and, in the process, comes to find himself.

So who wants to buy my shitty toilet paper novel? I'm gonna have my people sell it on eBay. Heck, I'll even sign it.

All proceeds benefit Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign.