Speed Cameras = The Sheriff of Nottingham's men

Robin Hood would go to Walmart, get those big wide rubber sucker arrows to take care of those speed cameras once & for all. Bloody police horses..! pulling over civilian horses for speeding & other forestry offenses like pissin on the law path. Wonder if there's a 'legal' way to use drones against speed cameras.. fire sticky jam at them so the cams are covered in insects? We need Einstein to convince the speed cameras that they're measuring the speed of light wrong in relation to the speed of the car and variations in cosmic rays disturbing the field and big Aussies getting in the way of the cameras pulling funny faces.. cannot guarantee any accurate readings. Agreed?

By the way.. had no sleep again. But ate a lovely cake just now.

$peed camera$ cause traffic accidents and congestion.