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I was around a smoker for twenty seconds

 
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I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
outside, im really worried ill be poisoned now
i dont want to be poisoned, please help
psychic input appreciated also
Because of the very nature OF duality, one must accept as factual duality's transient presence in order to truly comprehend its objective non-existence
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
outside, im really worried ill be poisoned now
i dont want to be poisoned, please help
psychic input appreciated also
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Take three Marihuanas and call me in the morning.
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
Literally like a foot or two away from me

Last Edited by loveexists on 04/15/2015 01:11 AM
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
It's safer than eating fries.
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
Literally like a foot or two away from me
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Omg your gonna die.. you shouldnt have been next to such a creature.. I give you two months.. give or take...hf
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
Don't worry. You're breathing more shit in your lungs just by walking down the street.
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
I didn't see any fumes enter my mouth
But i definitely smelled tobacco, it was permeating the very air
My mouth now feels like a rotting tomb
I hope im overreacting
Because of the very nature OF duality, one must accept as factual duality's transient presence in order to truly comprehend its objective non-existence
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
Second hand smoke is much worse than Fukishima radiation. At least that is what the Government would have us believe and why would they lie about it?


So if that is true then you are a walking dead man. Go write your will and get into the your bed and wait for the grim reaper.


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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
I didn't see any fumes enter my mouth
But i definitely smelled tobacco, it was permeating the very air
My mouth now feels like a rotting tomb
I hope im overreacting
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You got 2 months girl.. make the most of it..
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
But, did you take care of your personal effects yet?
It might be too late.
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
Literally like a foot or two away from me
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Omg your gonna die.. you shouldnt have been next to such a creature.. I give you two months.. give or take...hf
 Quoting: smokey 68924974


Hope this is sarcasm
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
are you fucking serious? has it really reached this point?ispenguins
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
outside, im really worried ill be poisoned now
i dont want to be poisoned, please help
psychiatric input appreciated also
 Quoting: loveexists


fixed op...
I hope you didn't see any smoke.??

:exxite:
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
outside, im really worried ill be poisoned now
i dont want to be poisoned, please help
psychiatric input appreciated also
 Quoting: loveexists


fixed op...
I hope you didn't see any smoke.??

:exxcite:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44886958
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
outside, im really worried ill be poisoned now
i dont want to be poisoned, please help
psychic input appreciated also
 Quoting: loveexists


retards2
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
xxxcite
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
I didn't see any fumes enter my mouth
But i definitely smelled tobacco, it was permeating the very air
My mouth now feels like a rotting tomb
I hope im overreacting
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smoking1 Sorry I hope it was Not me.rofl
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
You now won't get Alzheimer's and the nicotine will kill the virus that causes autism and cancer
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
outside, im really worried ill be poisoned now
i dont want to be poisoned, please help
psychiatric industry shills invading glp lately, btw, but thats other news
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fixed op...
I hope you didn't see any smoke.??

:exxite:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44886958


fixed once more
you're welcome hf

But yes, I saw smoke. I didn't see any enter my mouth, but i felt/tasted it.
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You now won't get Alzheimer's and the nicotine will kill the virus that causes autism and cancer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68900720


Don't cigarettes contain carcinogens ?
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
Move bitch, get out the way.
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
It's a tolerance.

You won't get a side effect. You go in public roads with exhausts from cars daily. Same thing. Incense stick? Same idea.

Psychic input? Okay, you have a germophobe/hypochondriac demon that must be exorcised by rolling in dirt to cleanse your fear. Beach sand works too. Sometimes it's called OCD or something, but you need an authority in psych to be sure.

To fix your exposure, take a cupcake, a birthday candle in it, any size or color, light it, wish the sickness away, blow out the candle, and eat the cupcake, breathe in that nice smoky air of the extinguished candle.

Okay, my "job" here is done.

Here's a tarot reading to be sure, because I'm crazy:

My steampunk tarot card drawn was "the regeneration machine"

yep, just as I thought, your lungs will grow back.

Now get outta here.
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
outside, im really worried ill be poisoned now
i dont want to be poisoned, please help
psychiatric industry shills invading glp lately, btw, but thats other news
 Quoting: loveexists


fixed op...
I hope you didn't see any smoke.??

:exxite:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44886958


fixed once more
you're welcome hf

But yes, I saw smoke. I didn't see any enter my mouth, but i felt/tasted it.
 Quoting: loveexists


That taste was big brothers dick
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
You now won't get Alzheimer's and the nicotine will kill the virus that causes autism and cancer
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Don't cigarettes contain carcinogens ?
 Quoting: loveexists


so does tap water. whats your point?
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
You now won't get Alzheimer's and the nicotine will kill the virus that causes autism and cancer
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Don't cigarettes contain carcinogens ?
 Quoting: loveexists


monster
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
you'll be fine

please calm the fuk down...
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
You now won't get Alzheimer's and the nicotine will kill the virus that causes autism and cancer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68900720


Don't cigarettes contain carcinogens ?
 Quoting: loveexists


The potassium used for fertiliser and fire retardant in the paper isn't too healthy
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
I didn't see any fumes enter my mouth
But i definitely smelled tobacco, it was permeating the very air
My mouth now feels like a rotting tomb
I hope im overreacting
 Quoting: loveexists


You're not.

Please, get your post-life plans in order.
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
It's a tolerance.

You won't get a side effect. You go in public roads with exhausts from cars daily. Same thing. Incense stick? Same idea.

Psychic input? Okay, you have a germophobe/hypochondriac demon that must be exorcised by rolling in dirt to cleanse your fear. Beach sand works too. Sometimes it's called OCD or something, but you need an authority in psych to be sure.

To fix your exposure, take a cupcake, a birthday candle in it, any size or color, light it, wish the sickness away, blow out the candle, and eat the cupcake, breathe in that nice smoky air of the extinguished candle.

Okay, my "job" here is done.

Here's a tarot reading to be sure, because I'm crazy:

My steampunk tarot card drawn was "the regeneration machine"

yep, just as I thought, your lungs will grow back.

Now get outta here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68732327


hf
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
I didn't see any fumes enter my mouth
But i definitely smelled tobacco, it was permeating the very air
My mouth now feels like a rotting tomb
I hope im overreacting
 Quoting: loveexists


You're not.

Please, get your post-life plans in order.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


Yep your as good as dead now...
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Re: I was around a smoker for twenty seconds
I didn't see any fumes enter my mouth
But i definitely smelled tobacco, it was permeating the very air
My mouth now feels like a rotting tomb
I hope im overreacting
 Quoting: loveexists


You're not.

Please, get your post-life plans in order.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


can we has your stuff?





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