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If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?

 
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If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
My woman recently left me and i am forced to see porn on the net to get me off. Does this mean God has the same problem or is it above him? I guess it is then? I am just curious. I will prepare for eternal flames.
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My woman recently left me and i am forced to see porn on the net to get me off. Does this mean God has the same problem or is it above him? I guess it is then? I am just curious. I will prepare for eternal flames.
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if you dont know what "god" is doing, how can you cinfirm the answer to your ignorance?
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
My woman recently left me and i am forced to see porn on the net to get me off. Does this mean God has the same problem or is it above him? I guess it is then? I am just curious. I will prepare for eternal flames.
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if you dont know what "god" is doing, how can you cinfirm the answer to your ignorance?
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Because this is GLP and there are many spiritual people on here who have accepted Gods friend request.
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
Sure. Genesis 1:27 "So God created mankind in his own image"
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
My woman recently left me and i am forced to see porn on the net to get me off. Does this mean God has the same problem or is it above him? I guess it is then? I am just curious. I will prepare for eternal flames.
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if you dont know what "god" is doing, how can you cinfirm the answer to your ignorance?
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Because this is GLP and there are many spiritual people on here who have accepted Gods friend request.
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You shouldnt trust your ignorance.
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
My woman recently left me and i am forced to see porn on the net to get me off. Does this mean God has the same problem or is it above him? I guess it is then? I am just curious. I will prepare for eternal flames.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45193963


if you dont know what "god" is doing, how can you cinfirm the answer to your ignorance?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27491813


Because this is GLP and there are many spiritual people on here who have accepted Gods friend request.
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You shouldnt trust your ignorance.
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Why do you have no flag? Are you Satan?
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
Sure. Genesis 1:27 "So God created mankind in his own image"
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or this posters ignorance either
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if you dont know what "god" is doing, how can you cinfirm the answer to your ignorance?
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Because this is GLP and there are many spiritual people on here who have accepted Gods friend request.
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You shouldnt trust your ignorance.
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Why do you have no flag? Are you Satan?
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if you trust your ignorance, than I cant change how you perceive me.
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
Sure. Genesis 1:27 "So God created mankind in his own image"
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I once had sex with a dog. Oh dear God.
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
My woman recently left me and i am forced to see porn on the net to get me off. Does this mean God has the same problem or is it above him? I guess it is then? I am just curious. I will prepare for eternal flames.
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Welcome brother. I too am interested in God's carnal desires.

I would say God has a similar problem, although not the same. Since God created us in His image, He must obtain pleasure from manipulation of His genitals, which we know He has through His word in the Book of Genesis.

Either God represses His sexual desires, or He satisfies them. If He satisfies them, He must do it through masturbation or sex. But I don't know of anyone who would be able to have sex with God, and since God is one, that would make Him lonely, and prone to masturbation I would imagine.

However, if God represses these desires, which he must have the ability to do, why does His have the mechanisms for something (carnal relations) with no intent to use it? This would make no sense, as God would not be perfect, as He would be by definition imperfect, an entity of imperfect design, as any unnecessary aspect of His being would render Him imperfect...

Therefore, it must have use for something, if not jacking off, then what?
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
Man does not create reality with WORDS. Man is not eternal either. So those dimensions are exclusively The Fathers. So how doez man compare other than having the 5 senses given to him?
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
Man does not create reality with WORDS. Man is not eternal either. So those dimensions are exclusively The Fathers. So how doez man compare other than having the 5 senses given to him?
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well ya see man has videogames and tv abd internet, so I guess we can foom ourselves into being superior to the supreme being right?
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
Man does not create reality with WORDS. Man is not eternal either. So those dimensions are exclusively The Fathers. So how doez man compare other than having the 5 senses given to him?
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well ya see man has videogames and tv and internet, so I guess we can fool ourselves into being superior to the supreme being right?
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
Man does not create reality with WORDS. Man is not eternal either. So those dimensions are exclusively The Fathers. So how doez man compare other than having the 5 senses given to him?
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well ya see man has videogames and tv and internet, so I guess we can fool ourselves into being superior to the supreme being right?
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or man can just assume a being that doesnt die is the exact same thing as a being that can catch herpes and shart.
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04/15/2015 06:21 AM
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
He prefers hoes on cam rather than porn.. its cleaner and sexier watching a live show with woman doing their thing for the lord..
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
Maybe God is abstinate.
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04/15/2015 06:24 AM
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
Maybe God is abstinate.
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No im pretty sure if god where abstinate none of you would exist.. think about it.. as far as you all know our entire universe is a cum load god took into a tissue..
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
God has no needs.
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
yep
god is changing
thanks internet :D
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
Man does not create reality with WORDS. Man is not eternal either. So those dimensions are exclusively The Fathers. So how doez man compare other than having the 5 senses given to him?
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1) God created man in His own image. So God would have the sensory cells as well.

2) Man is eternal, the Bible is clear about that.
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
Sure. Genesis 1:27 "So God created mankind in his own image"
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or this posters ignorance either
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Are you denying... the HOLY BIBLE???

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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
Sure. Genesis 1:27 "So God created mankind in his own image"
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well then we are fucked
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
I bet God is the AC that trolls all the bibletard threads

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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
Man does not create reality with WORDS. Man is not eternal either. So those dimensions are exclusively The Fathers. So how doez man compare other than having the 5 senses given to him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27491813


1) God created man in His own image. So God would have the sensory cells as well.

2) Man is eternal, the Bible is clear about that.
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An image goes as soon as the mirror goes.
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
Sure. Genesis 1:27 "So God created mankind in his own image"
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well then we are fucked
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chuckle
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
He prefers hoes on cam rather than porn.. its cleaner and sexier watching a live show with woman doing their thing for the lord..
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hahahaha thanks for that. Good laugh i had there.
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
My woman recently left me and i am forced to see porn on the net to get me off. Does this mean God has the same problem or is it above him? I guess it is then? I am just curious. I will prepare for eternal flames.
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God made your wife leave because he prefers to watch you masturbate solo over you and your wife having sex.
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
My woman recently left me and i am forced to see porn on the net to get me off. Does this mean God has the same problem or is it above him? I guess it is then? I am just curious. I will prepare for eternal flames.
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God made your wife leave because he prefers to watch you masturbate solo over you and your wife having sex.
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Well if this is true then God is sick in the head and he needs one of those medications he created. Maybe he needs to visit one of heavens mental institutions.
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Re: If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself?
Hey, GLpers stop blaspheming God. There is its karma coming your way ...





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