If God has no wife does he look at internet porn like myself? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27491813 United States 04/15/2015 06:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My woman recently left me and i am forced to see porn on the net to get me off. Does this mean God has the same problem or is it above him? I guess it is then? I am just curious. I will prepare for eternal flames. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45193963 if you dont know what "god" is doing, how can you cinfirm the answer to your ignorance? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 45193963 Germany 04/15/2015 06:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My woman recently left me and i am forced to see porn on the net to get me off. Does this mean God has the same problem or is it above him? I guess it is then? I am just curious. I will prepare for eternal flames. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45193963 if you dont know what "god" is doing, how can you cinfirm the answer to your ignorance? Because this is GLP and there are many spiritual people on here who have accepted Gods friend request. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68932278 Slovenia 04/15/2015 06:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27491813 United States 04/15/2015 06:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My woman recently left me and i am forced to see porn on the net to get me off. Does this mean God has the same problem or is it above him? I guess it is then? I am just curious. I will prepare for eternal flames. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45193963 if you dont know what "god" is doing, how can you cinfirm the answer to your ignorance? Because this is GLP and there are many spiritual people on here who have accepted Gods friend request. You shouldnt trust your ignorance. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 45193963 Germany 04/15/2015 06:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My woman recently left me and i am forced to see porn on the net to get me off. Does this mean God has the same problem or is it above him? I guess it is then? I am just curious. I will prepare for eternal flames. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45193963 if you dont know what "god" is doing, how can you cinfirm the answer to your ignorance? Because this is GLP and there are many spiritual people on here who have accepted Gods friend request. You shouldnt trust your ignorance. Why do you have no flag? Are you Satan? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27491813 United States 04/15/2015 06:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27491813 United States 04/15/2015 06:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27491813 if you dont know what "god" is doing, how can you cinfirm the answer to your ignorance? Because this is GLP and there are many spiritual people on here who have accepted Gods friend request. You shouldnt trust your ignorance. Why do you have no flag? Are you Satan? if you trust your ignorance, than I cant change how you perceive me. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 45193963 Germany 04/15/2015 06:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68931971 United States 04/15/2015 06:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My woman recently left me and i am forced to see porn on the net to get me off. Does this mean God has the same problem or is it above him? I guess it is then? I am just curious. I will prepare for eternal flames. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45193963 [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Welcome brother. I too am interested in God's carnal desires. I would say God has a similar problem, although not the same. Since God created us in His image, He must obtain pleasure from manipulation of His genitals, which we know He has through His word in the Book of Genesis. Either God represses His sexual desires, or He satisfies them. If He satisfies them, He must do it through masturbation or sex. But I don't know of anyone who would be able to have sex with God, and since God is one, that would make Him lonely, and prone to masturbation I would imagine. However, if God represses these desires, which he must have the ability to do, why does His have the mechanisms for something (carnal relations) with no intent to use it? This would make no sense, as God would not be perfect, as He would be by definition imperfect, an entity of imperfect design, as any unnecessary aspect of His being would render Him imperfect... Therefore, it must have use for something, if not jacking off, then what? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27491813 United States 04/15/2015 06:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27491813 United States 04/15/2015 06:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Man does not create reality with WORDS. Man is not eternal either. So those dimensions are exclusively The Fathers. So how doez man compare other than having the 5 senses given to him? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27491813 well ya see man has videogames and tv abd internet, so I guess we can foom ourselves into being superior to the supreme being right? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27491813 United States 04/15/2015 06:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Man does not create reality with WORDS. Man is not eternal either. So those dimensions are exclusively The Fathers. So how doez man compare other than having the 5 senses given to him? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27491813 well ya see man has videogames and tv and internet, so I guess we can fool ourselves into being superior to the supreme being right? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27491813 United States 04/15/2015 06:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Man does not create reality with WORDS. Man is not eternal either. So those dimensions are exclusively The Fathers. So how doez man compare other than having the 5 senses given to him? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27491813 well ya see man has videogames and tv and internet, so I guess we can fool ourselves into being superior to the supreme being right? or man can just assume a being that doesnt die is the exact same thing as a being that can catch herpes and shart. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 68931971 United States 04/15/2015 07:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Man does not create reality with WORDS. Man is not eternal either. So those dimensions are exclusively The Fathers. So how doez man compare other than having the 5 senses given to him? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27491813 1) God created man in His own image. So God would have the sensory cells as well. 2) Man is eternal, the Bible is clear about that. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68932278 Slovenia 04/15/2015 07:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22924475 United States 04/15/2015 07:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Man does not create reality with WORDS. Man is not eternal either. So those dimensions are exclusively The Fathers. So how doez man compare other than having the 5 senses given to him? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27491813 1) God created man in His own image. So God would have the sensory cells as well. 2) Man is eternal, the Bible is clear about that. An image goes as soon as the mirror goes. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68931971 United States 04/15/2015 07:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 63209786 United States 04/15/2015 07:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My woman recently left me and i am forced to see porn on the net to get me off. Does this mean God has the same problem or is it above him? I guess it is then? I am just curious. I will prepare for eternal flames. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45193963 God made your wife leave because he prefers to watch you masturbate solo over you and your wife having sex. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63686849 Germany 04/15/2015 07:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My woman recently left me and i am forced to see porn on the net to get me off. Does this mean God has the same problem or is it above him? I guess it is then? I am just curious. I will prepare for eternal flames. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45193963 God made your wife leave because he prefers to watch you masturbate solo over you and your wife having sex. Well if this is true then God is sick in the head and he needs one of those medications he created. Maybe he needs to visit one of heavens mental institutions. |
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