Breaking WTF: Florida man HIGH on Flakka!? says he's God, humps a tree and stabs officer with his own badge

It's amazing how many people who are criminals have tattoos or their faces or in general. I was looking thru the mugshots. Wow

I've been on GLP for about 5 years. Two years before I registered. I'm not really very crazy. Just like a big bowl of Spagett!

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that man resisted arrest and is a hero in the eyes of american patriotism

today's cops are the redcoats of youre

He might be a god but he's a god on earth, where trees need to give consent before being raped.

That's the neighborhood, eh? Okay, cross that one off my retirement list.

I've looked at this like 3 times today and it makes me every time I see it.
This is awesome . Thanks for making me smile today!!

Wonder how much welfare this guy gets?

He's 41 and lives with his mom. (Video said they went to his house and spoke with his mother).

i delivered a passport to a house today

freakiest delivery ever

knocks door, door opened, there stands a 50 year old man

'hi, i have a passport for a Mrs ______. What is your name please?'

at that, he runs into the house, 'mum, mum, a man at the door has a passport for you'

cue me, stood at the door for about a minute, wonder wtf is going on, then this 75ish year old woman hobbles slowly to the door, and signs for her passport

honestly, that fella acted like a little toddler. never ever seen anything like that.

I spit out my coffee once I clicked on those.. weirdness is an understatement lol

I hope he wore protection.. Poor tree