Quebec girl told to stop reading book by school bus driver because it might be dangerous.

Teacher: "did you do your home work last night children ??"

Children: "no, sorry,, its to dangerous to take it home on the bus!"

"You could shoot your eye out, kid."

Obviously the driver was worried the kids looking over the girl's shoulder at the book, might learn something.

Oh, heh. For a moment I thought THE GIRL was driving and reading.

I kept looking in the article to see what she was reading. Don't see it. Probably the Bible.

That bus driver really is a tard, a bus tard.

Come Lord Jesus, even now.

Oh, heh. For a moment I thought THE GIRL was driving and reading.

I kept looking in the article to see what she was reading. Don't see it. Probably the Bible.

That bus driver really is a tard, a bus tard.

Come Lord Jesus, even now.

OMG, this isn't a late posting of an April Fools Day joke, or an Onion article.

I don't know if I could survive being a kid today.

I love the school board, "well, of course the very idea is ridiculous, but if we don't respect the bus drivers right to be a despotic tyrant in the only area of his life he has any control, he's libel to drive the bus into a building and then the Earth's ozone layer will collapse and the moon will fall on mount fuji and pop this planet like a balloon!"

Now that I read it out loud, it sound as completely reasonable as half a dozen other news articles I've read today.

aHEMagain