Miley Cyrus Is The Reincarnation Of Muslim Puppet Muhummed

Yes it's true the muslim Muhummad is a puppet.

But seriously. Muslims believe that Muhummed has returned in the form of Miley Cyrus.
Muslims now practice twerking while in their prayer musholas while facing Macca's.
Three times a day they face Macca's and then twerk, twerk, twerk. When finished they head over to Macca's for a Quarter Pounder meal.

Sharia law has been changed so that muslim women can now remove their burkas and their panties and everything else so they can twerk freely along with their men.

Many westerners are now embracing Islum because of the prophet Mileyhummed.