I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today!

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I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today!
EAT User ID: 68936393 Canada 04/24/2015 04:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! For the first time ever... there were no Walmart greeters to greet me at the Edmonton Walmart that I go to at least once a week. This time they had security guards!! Tough looking dudes with security guard uniforms. WTF? I bought a pair of shorts and some produce and left. Left thru different doors and there was a different security guard at the other doors. Those security guards do not portray a friendly Walmart attitude..... Jade Helm!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 23179271 United States 04/24/2015 04:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! Did you smell the crotch?
KarlMa User ID: 66639271 Sweden 04/24/2015 04:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! excuse my french but what the hell is Jade Helm?
~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~ User ID: 65969492 United States 04/24/2015 04:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! Wuz there hair and a funky smell?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69027839 Canada 04/24/2015 04:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! Ya wtf is a jade helm?
Alobe User ID: 60916731 Netherlands 04/24/2015 04:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! If i owned Walmart i would place heavily armed guards in all my stores. With all that bs going around the internet regarding Walmart/Jade Helm the last few weeks. Just a matter of time before some nutjob takes all this crap a bit to serious and snaps. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 68936393 Canada 04/24/2015 04:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! Ya wtf is a jade helm? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69027839 It's a music festival.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56637139 United States 04/24/2015 04:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! I went to Walmart today to stock pile supplies, cashier asked me a lot of nosey questions about my purchases, I'm sure she will report me. She was like "why all the water and canned food!?" I said JADE HELM! Got to have supplies, I am in Texas.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 68936393 Canada 04/24/2015 04:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! I bought a pair of black khacki shorts.
BRIEF User ID: 65696907 United States 04/24/2015 04:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! I bought a pair of black khacki shorts. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68936393 Did you buy your daughter any clothes? I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36631320 United States 04/24/2015 04:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! A Jade Helm is dirty filthy female wal mart shopper

Anonymous Coward User ID: 68726627 United States 04/24/2015 04:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! what size waist on those jorts? 48-50?
BRIEF User ID: 65696907 United States 04/24/2015 04:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! what size waist on those jorts? 48-50? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68726627 EAT won't post a pic of himself or his daughter. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5307976 United States 04/24/2015 04:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! Jafe Helm iis Banaroo's evil twin
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45305924 United States 04/24/2015 04:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! Ya wtf is a jade helm? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69027839 It's a music festival. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68936393
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68726627 United States 04/24/2015 04:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! That's cool, I'm more worried about his next EQ prediction anyway

Anonymous Coward User ID: 69028706 Russia 04/24/2015 04:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! what size waist on those jorts? 48-50? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68726627
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 68936393 Canada 04/24/2015 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! what size waist on those jorts? 48-50? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68726627 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69028706 36
BRIEF User ID: 39607259 United States 04/25/2015 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! what size waist on those jorts? 48-50? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68726627 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69028706 36 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68936393 What size does your daughter wear? I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14676088 United States 05/07/2015 12:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! what size waist on those jorts? 48-50? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68726627 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69028706 36 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68936393 What size does your daughter wear? Quoting: BRIEF
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69101181 United States 05/07/2015 12:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! What, you actually walked into a Walmart, that deserves a quake or two.

Light of Kukulkan User ID: 3122434 Australia 05/07/2015 12:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! Any quake predictions for your pants? Careful of the brown tsunami... “Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.” - Gautama Buddha
Sikhed User ID: 5898996 United States 05/07/2015 12:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! What size does your daughter wear? Quoting: BRIEF Size 3 on a size 22 ass. :doom360:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69149612 Canada 05/07/2015 01:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! I was afraid to click on this thread, I thought for sure you were gonna say you found a turd in them or something
LangleyJoe User ID: 34299081 United States 05/07/2015 01:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! I bought a pair of black khacki shorts. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68936393 Black khaki?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69151758 United States 05/07/2015 01:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! EAT doesn't wear shorts, he wears Jorts..

Anonymous Coward User ID: 68723167 United States 05/07/2015 01:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! Did you smell the crotch? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23179271 It's not the crotch, it's the seams. Saturated and salty from the ocean shipping and the sweat from skinny 20 cents a day sweatshop laborers, some of them with communicable lung diseases. Can you smell that? Cheap boiled rice and betel nut spit.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68723167 United States 05/07/2015 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! I went to Walmart today to stock pile supplies, cashier asked me a lot of nosey questions about my purchases, I'm sure she will report me. She was like "why all the water and canned food!?" I said JADE HELM! Got to have supplies, I am in Texas. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56637139 All you need is a salt lick on a string carried like a necklace. Or get wise and get those sugar/salt/chile candy packages to supplement your water so you don't have a stroke from too much hydration this summer. And beans. Lots of beans. It's the texas way.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 49015177 Canada 05/07/2015 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! For the first time ever... there were no Walmart greeters to greet me at the Edmonton Walmart that I go to at least once a week. This time they had security guards!! Tough looking dudes with security guard uniforms. WTF? I bought a pair of shorts and some produce and left. Left thru different doors and there was a different security guard at the other doors. Those security guards do not portray a friendly Walmart attitude..... Jade Helm! Quoting: EAT 68936393 What Edmonton location?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 49015177 Canada 05/07/2015 01:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! Ya wtf is a jade helm? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69027839 It's a music festival. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68936393
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69149612 Canada 05/07/2015 01:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I bought a pair of shorts at Walmart today! Ya wtf is a jade helm? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69027839 maybe it has something to do with "Hermann Von Helmholtz"
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