When did partying only involve drinking?

me too

I'd destroy YOU and then give you the special sashimi-treatment ...

Drinking properly? You are a fucking idiot. Blacking out is completely random and can happen at any concentration. I have polished off an entire bottle of whisky in a few hours, stayed up all night and than drank 12 beers the next day. I felt great.

On other nights I have drank as little as SIX beers and blacked the fuck out and was the most rude and angry person you could be. I can not believe some of the stuff that I am told I did, completely different person.

It can happen after 5 shots, 10, 20. Who knows. It changes every single time I consume alcohol. Every time. I have tried playing it out through the night with the whole one drink an hour game. Does not make lick of difference.

When the black out comes on you feel it and you can pin point the exact moment when you blacked out the next morning; it literally feels like you blink once and wake up in your bed or somewhere else. Probably happened 30 times to me now.

So you take your fucking "skill" and go waste your time with uninspired people thinking that once they get drunk then they can finally have "fun". Really you are all just so stupid at that point it doesn't matter who says what, you will laugh because it is "cool" and forget 90% the next morning.

A: "Hey what are you doing tonight?

B: "Gettin' fuckin' wasted!"

A: "But we just polished off a whole bottle, we should DO something?"

B: "uh? Get MORE fuckin' wasted!"

A: "Dude we should hit up the club!"

B: "FUCK YEAH I just got payed! Let's go spend half of it on liqour that costs 10x more than from the liqour stores, AND pay cover!"

A: "Fuck YEAH!!! 2 weeks of pay is TOTALLY worth spending it on just liqour in ONE night IF it's at the club! I mean we only have to wait in line for an hour for music that is literally deafening, I can't hear a fucking thing your saying and it stinks like b.o. stale beer and vomit. It costs $6.50 for a local beer and I can't move because the club is stuffed to way over capacity. Nobody talks they just scream, it takes 20 minutes to get a drink and every 5 minutes someone gets into a fight because they are "disrespected". I will not remember this night very well, my ears are going to be ringing for 3 days and I am gonna have to try and make it two more weeks for my next pay. I am probably going to puke at the club because we just drank a fucking 26 and I am already shit faced. I am going to learn absolutely nothing and destroy a good part of my brain all while feeling like shit next morning. This is gonna be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!"

B: "Now THAT's fuckin' partying!"

I remember back in my stoner years, at a party just thinking to myself, "None of these people would get together if it wasn't for the drugs."

My parties consist of lots of weed and cupboards full of munchies. Does that count

cause no one knows how to cook anymore

Said no adult ever. Grow up, kid.

That's my evenings.

I agree, OP. I don't go to parties anymore because I detest mindless drinking. I can't remember the last time I had a real conversation with anyone. I've had the bullshit small talk conversations, but nothing real.