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I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass

 
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04/28/2015 01:07 AM
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I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
I'm so sick of this asshead. He's worth 15 million for basically no reason. My plan is to go on a no carb diet and eat McDonald's every day bacon cheese, just no bun. Keep it under 10 grams per day. Take a picture with a newspaper so it's legit. Then challenge him to a cage fight. McDonald's vs Subway.
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04/28/2015 01:09 AM
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
get a life
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Congratulations.
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Yes I agree. I want to kick his ass. But please don't eat mcdonalds, especially that much of it. BTW, subway isn't healthy at all either. Stay away from fast food for your own health.
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I'm so sick of this asshead. He's worth 15 million for basically no reason. My plan is to go on a no carb diet and eat McDonald's every day bacon cheese, just no bun. Keep it under 10 grams per day. Take a picture with a newspaper so it's legit. Then challenge him to a cage fight. McDonald's vs Subway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63658357



floppy bloated cat vag.

I'm not a libtard. Idiot. :)
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04/28/2015 01:58 AM
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i do not set foot in subway cuz he is repulsive.
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04/28/2015 02:03 AM
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
don't be jealous
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
I'm so sick of this asshead. He's worth 15 million for basically no reason. My plan is to go on a no carb diet and eat McDonald's every day bacon cheese, just no bun. Keep it under 10 grams per day. Take a picture with a newspaper so it's legit. Then challenge him to a cage fight. McDonald's vs Subway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63658357


I think you should do this- and then when you gained a lot of weight take your pic again and then state I'm going to eat at Subway & lose weight & then you'll be a big buckaroo weight loser!

I really mean this- Call Jared to the carpet on twitter & Instagram & have a throw down if you know what i mean!hfbump
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
jared is my friend and how dare you

meet us out back behind the cherry hill subway in new jersey we will beat your ass
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04/28/2015 02:43 AM
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:RSgaythrd1:
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04/28/2015 02:44 AM
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I met him.. we played a game of pool together. He's a cool guy. We asked him if he really eats subway a lot..and he said "I used to, not anymore", and that was back in like '06. Wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't eat it at all anymore.
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04/28/2015 03:09 AM
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You'd take his whole $5 footlong...
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04/28/2015 03:11 AM
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
I bet you'd split his buns and play with His meat
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04/28/2015 03:13 AM
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
if anyone talks shit about JaRED


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I will eat a sub for every insult you hurl
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
he would probably kill you
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i do not set foot in subway cuz he is repulsive.
 Quoting: CommonCents


I heard he lost weight by other means and claimed it was because of Subway. Scam
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
jared is my friend and how dare you

meet us out back behind the cherry hill subway in new jersey we will beat your ass
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Isn't he in Indiana? I know people there who said he is a jerk.
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06/16/2015 12:33 AM
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
jared is my friend and how dare you

meet us out back behind the cherry hill subway in new jersey we will beat your ass
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Isn't he in Indiana? I know people there who said he is a jerk.
 Quoting: nutmeg


maybe he needs to eat more
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I loosely know him as the acquaintance of an acquaintance, and when he is home we often frequent the same bar.

The story is that he actually did lose a ton of weight eating only subway.

When he got the ad contract, he began working with a pro trainer, and has kept it off ever since. That would be the "other means".
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
OP IS JEALOUS BECAUSE HE HAS A 6 INCH WHILE JARED HAS A FOOT LONG...
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06/16/2015 12:36 AM
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
Jared beat OPs ass and stuffed him in a dumpster behind his dojo.
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
jared is my friend and how dare you

meet us out back behind the cherry hill subway in new jersey we will beat your ass
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Isn't he in Indiana? I know people there who said he is a jerk.
 Quoting: nutmeg


Like every other celeb, he gets bombarded by hounds. I've seen it happen to him in the bar, more than once. People think just because they see someone on TV, that they have the right to bother them, even in the bathroom, or while eating.

He's a nice guy, but you sometimes have to be an asshole to keep the clowns at bay.
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06/16/2015 12:38 AM
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
stfu
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06/16/2015 12:39 AM
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
Jared the jew Vogel? I'd pay to see that.
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06/16/2015 12:39 AM
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
i do not set foot in subway cuz he is repulsive.
 Quoting: CommonCents


he's not at every subway, dummy
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06/16/2015 12:40 AM
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
I heard jared likes it in the poop chute.
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
i do not set foot in subway cuz he is repulsive.
 Quoting: CommonCents


he's not at every subway, dummy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69520570


lmao

"Can I have extra meat?"


"no"
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06/16/2015 12:41 AM
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
sorry

but every subway sub i've had has left me still hungry and unsatisifed
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
Always get the ham sub. At east you know Jared didn't lick that one.
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06/16/2015 12:48 AM
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
From Big to Slim eating Subway? No Sir if you know anything about Subway? all their shit is just as bad as eating a Big Mac for fug sake but just add spinach and its all good and healthy. T34

Last Edited by Mudda Fugga on 06/16/2015 12:48 AM
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Re: I could kick Jared the Subway Guy's Ass
. :T34:
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