How specialized do I have to be?

Alright folks,

How do you land a job? I'm admittedly a college dropout. I was. In the " honors program" when I realized something wasn't right. I took a mandatory class called " modern social issues in film". Oh yeah, we watched " Mississippi burning..... It was when I didn't capitulate to the "Eco-feminist" study that I wa supposes to accompany with my viewing of the "film": "Terminator" that I first called bullshit. This was way before the shit went down (cough). I was told I could rewrite my paper which disagreed with the "fact" that all if the "guns" in the "terminator" movie were phallic symbols if I would lke to pass the class. Autocorrect foist nuts on me now I have poor dexterity.

Do I need a college degree to work for you fucking mindless retards?