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Is Fecal Matter Growing in Your Beard?

 
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The beard psyop.. they want you to not have beards so facial recognition works correctly and the can determine religious sectors.
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Have never like facial hair. Now I know why.

EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05/05/2015 08:27 AM
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The beard psyop.. they want you to not have beards so facial recognition works correctly and the can determine religious sectors.
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That's a very good idea.
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05/05/2015 08:30 AM
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Well, I have a theory.

The fecal matter got into the beards when they went down on women who did not clean her asses probably after taking a dump.

What say you, GLP?
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Well???
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GLP tards don't go down on women, so they can't comment on that.
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Well, apparently you are right
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05/05/2015 08:33 AM
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Two quick points:

1) It got there the same way fecal matter gets all over your toothbrush.

2) Do you think fecal matter has a secret desire for only beard hair? Why didn't they also Q-tip and swab the hair on their head, or even a woman's hair on her head? I suspect you'll find the same results.
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05/05/2015 08:34 AM
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Thanks for pin I think damned and Face naughty
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05/05/2015 08:35 AM
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Thanks for pin I think damned and Face naughty
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:nelson:
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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05/05/2015 08:37 AM
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The beard psyop.. they want you to not have beards so facial recognition works correctly and the can determine religious sectors.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61744975


That's a very good idea.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69135771


Yes, beards would interfere with their precious facial recognition software, wouldn't it?
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05/05/2015 08:41 AM
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The beard psyop.. they want you to not have beards so facial recognition works correctly and the can determine religious sectors.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61744975


That's a very good idea.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69135771


Yes, beards would interfere with their precious facial recognition software, wouldn't it?
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Only if you grow unibrow...and ear hair.
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05/05/2015 08:42 AM
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what is quite shocking is how you equate naturally present bacteria in someones beard with fecal matter.

what do you think people without beards have sterile skin?

the stupidity repeats.
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The beard psyop.. they want you to not have beards so facial recognition works correctly and the can determine religious sectors.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61744975


That's a very good idea.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69135771


Yes, beards would interfere with their precious facial recognition software, wouldn't it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69135771


Only if you grow unibrow...and ear hair.
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I was told a bandaid can throw the data. Yes, a beard messes up identifers. They also can determine hard core religious preferences as well if the trend eased. The media is really pushing this the last 6 months.
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05/05/2015 08:47 AM
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I posted on this study about toilet-like beards 8 hours ago.

Not one reply.

Now this thread, via CNN no less, gets pinned.

Go figure (or figure on it being a little red flag thing).
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Have never like facial hair. Now I know why.

EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EXACTLY what I was thinking!!
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Have never like facial hair. Now I know why.

EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


EXACTLY what I was thinking!!
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The World's Longest Beard Is One Of The Smithsonian's Strangest Artifacts
Kept in storage at the National Museum of Natural History, the world's longest beard measures over 17 feet in length



Read more: [link to www.smithsonianmag.com]

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05/05/2015 08:51 AM
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I posted on this study about toilet-like beards 8 hours ago.

Not one reply.

Now this thread, via CNN no less, gets pinned.

Go figure (or figure on it being a little red flag thing).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69126417


you are not goofy for god!

goofy for god posts certified glp safe information. specially designed to steer the mindset of the glp populousl.

as you are not goofy for god your information is worthless to the agenda here!
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05/05/2015 08:53 AM
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Re: Is Fecal Matter Growing in Your Beard?
I posted on this study about toilet-like beards 8 hours ago.

Not one reply.

Now this thread, via CNN no less, gets pinned.

Go figure (or figure on it being a little red flag thing).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69126417


you are not goofy for god!

goofy for god posts certified glp safe information. specially designed to steer the mindset of the glp populousl.

as you are not goofy for god your information is worthless to the agenda here!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69101676


But my thread was exactly the same information, only more concise and in easily digestible nuggets.
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05/05/2015 09:05 AM
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Re: Is Fecal Matter Growing in Your Beard?
Well, I have a theory.

The fecal matter got into the beards when they went down on women who did not clean her asses probably after taking a dump.

What say you, GLP?
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Well???
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Oh yeah, you are 100% right.

And a TP wipe ain't gonna cut it if I'm expecting a bearded clam buffet.

Shower, and loofah that whale eye.
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05/05/2015 09:07 AM
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I got a very well trimmed goatee. Do I only have a shart then?
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What the "research" doesn't tell you... is that the same bacteria is on the face of someone without a beard.

THE BEARD IS IRRELEVANT!
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05/05/2015 09:08 AM
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Re: Is Fecal Matter Growing in Your Beard?
Well, I have a theory.

The fecal matter got into the beards when they went down on women who did not clean her asses probably after taking a dump.

What say you, GLP?
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Well???
 Quoting: Face Palmer


GLP tards don't go down on women, so they can't comment on that.
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cruise
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05/05/2015 09:13 AM
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Re: Is Fecal Matter Growing in Your Beard?
Well, I have a theory.

The fecal matter got into the beards when they went down on women who did not clean her asses probably after taking a dump.

What say you, GLP?
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Well???
 Quoting: Face Palmer


probably accounts for 99 percent.
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05/05/2015 09:14 AM
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methinks someone has hijacked GFG's KB.....

lol
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05/05/2015 09:15 AM
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I posted on this study about toilet-like beards 8 hours ago.

Not one reply.

Now this thread, via CNN no less, gets pinned.

Go figure (or figure on it being a little red flag thing).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69126417


you are not goofy for god!

goofy for god posts certified glp safe information. specially designed to steer the mindset of the glp populousl.

as you are not goofy for god your information is worthless to the agenda here!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69101676


But my thread was exactly the same information, only more concise and in easily digestible nuggets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69126417


"...digestible nuggets?"

:ZebraElevated:
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05/05/2015 09:20 AM
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If it's growing in beards, then it's also growing in peoples hairs. This is just anti-beard propaganda.
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If it's growing in beards, then it's also growing in peoples hairs. This is just anti-beard propaganda.
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If it's growing in beards, then it's also growing in peoples hairs. This is just anti-beard propaganda.
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Yup, swab their head, ears, and under their arms and grow that.
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Re: Is Fecal Matter Growing in Your Beard?
Well, I have a theory.

The fecal matter got into the beards when they went down on women who did not clean her asses probably after taking a dump.

What say you, GLP?
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Well???
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

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Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. Leviticus 19:27


It is a sin for God's chosen people, white Israel from the west to shave their beards. This is satanic propaganda and I didn't expect it from you OP.
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Thanks for pin I think damned and Face naughty
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Sometimes, we just gotta pin the funny stuff for comic relief.

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Re: Is Fecal Matter Growing in Your Beard?
I posted on this study about toilet-like beards 8 hours ago.

Not one reply.

Now this thread, via CNN no less, gets pinned.

Go figure (or figure on it being a little red flag thing).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69126417


Pin envy does not become you, Sir.

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the warrior whispers back

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