Is Fecal Matter Growing in Your Beard? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 61744975 United States 05/05/2015 08:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Face Palmer User ID: 69135131 Germany 05/05/2015 08:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well, I have a theory. Quoting: Face Palmer The fecal matter got into the beards when they went down on women who did not clean her asses probably after taking a dump. What say you, GLP? Well??? GLP tards don't go down on women, so they can't comment on that. Well, apparently you are right "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 55431899 United States 05/05/2015 08:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Two quick points: 1) It got there the same way fecal matter gets all over your toothbrush. 2) Do you think fecal matter has a secret desire for only beard hair? Why didn't they also Q-tip and swab the hair on their head, or even a woman's hair on her head? I suspect you'll find the same results. |
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Face Palmer User ID: 69135131 Germany 05/05/2015 08:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :nelson: "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69135771 United States 05/05/2015 08:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The beard psyop.. they want you to not have beards so facial recognition works correctly and the can determine religious sectors. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61744975 That's a very good idea. Yes, beards would interfere with their precious facial recognition software, wouldn't it? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69089896 United States 05/05/2015 08:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The beard psyop.. they want you to not have beards so facial recognition works correctly and the can determine religious sectors. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61744975 That's a very good idea. Yes, beards would interfere with their precious facial recognition software, wouldn't it? Only if you grow unibrow...and ear hair. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69101676 United Kingdom 05/05/2015 08:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 61744975 United States 05/05/2015 08:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The beard psyop.. they want you to not have beards so facial recognition works correctly and the can determine religious sectors. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61744975 That's a very good idea. Yes, beards would interfere with their precious facial recognition software, wouldn't it? Only if you grow unibrow...and ear hair. I was told a bandaid can throw the data. Yes, a beard messes up identifers. They also can determine hard core religious preferences as well if the trend eased. The media is really pushing this the last 6 months. |
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snark Forum Administrator User ID: 58829644 United States 05/05/2015 08:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EXACTLY what I was thinking!! T For Texas, T For Tennessee! The virtue of courage is a prerequisite for the practice of all other virtues, because otherwise one is virtuous only when virtue has no cost. There are times when something needs to be done, and yet we know that if we step up and do this needful thing, we will pay a heavy personal price. -C.S. Lewis |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 61974406 United States 05/05/2015 08:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The World's Longest Beard Is One Of The Smithsonian's Strangest Artifacts Kept in storage at the National Museum of Natural History, the world's longest beard measures over 17 feet in length Read more: [link to www.smithsonianmag.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69101676 United Kingdom 05/05/2015 08:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I posted on this study about toilet-like beards 8 hours ago. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69126417 Not one reply. Now this thread, via CNN no less, gets pinned. Go figure (or figure on it being a little red flag thing). you are not goofy for god! goofy for god posts certified glp safe information. specially designed to steer the mindset of the glp populousl. as you are not goofy for god your information is worthless to the agenda here! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69126417 China 05/05/2015 08:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I posted on this study about toilet-like beards 8 hours ago. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69126417 Not one reply. Now this thread, via CNN no less, gets pinned. Go figure (or figure on it being a little red flag thing). you are not goofy for god! goofy for god posts certified glp safe information. specially designed to steer the mindset of the glp populousl. as you are not goofy for god your information is worthless to the agenda here! But my thread was exactly the same information, only more concise and in easily digestible nuggets. |
First Born User ID: 50786887 United States 05/05/2015 09:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well, I have a theory. Quoting: Face Palmer The fecal matter got into the beards when they went down on women who did not clean her asses probably after taking a dump. What say you, GLP? Well??? Oh yeah, you are 100% right. And a TP wipe ain't gonna cut it if I'm expecting a bearded clam buffet. Shower, and loofah that whale eye. |
Starknight User ID: 62375535 Venezuela 05/05/2015 09:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I got a very well trimmed goatee. Do I only have a shart then? 1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God. @Starknight921 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 65429876 Australia 05/05/2015 09:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well, I have a theory. Quoting: Face Palmer The fecal matter got into the beards when they went down on women who did not clean her asses probably after taking a dump. What say you, GLP? Well??? GLP tards don't go down on women, so they can't comment on that. |
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Citizenperth User ID: 66515138 Australia 05/05/2015 09:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | methinks someone has hijacked GFG's KB..... lol It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
TheOracle'sCookie User ID: 45715208 United States 05/05/2015 09:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I posted on this study about toilet-like beards 8 hours ago. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69126417 Not one reply. Now this thread, via CNN no less, gets pinned. Go figure (or figure on it being a little red flag thing). you are not goofy for god! goofy for god posts certified glp safe information. specially designed to steer the mindset of the glp populousl. as you are not goofy for god your information is worthless to the agenda here! But my thread was exactly the same information, only more concise and in easily digestible nuggets. "...digestible nuggets?" :ZebraElevated: "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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Starknight User ID: 62375535 Venezuela 05/05/2015 09:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If it's growing in beards, then it's also growing in peoples hairs. This is just anti-beard propaganda. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69119942 1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God. @Starknight921 |
BRIEF User ID: 65696907 United States 05/05/2015 09:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If it's growing in beards, then it's also growing in peoples hairs. This is just anti-beard propaganda. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69119942 Yup, swab their head, ears, and under their arms and grow that. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69119942 Ireland 05/05/2015 09:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. Leviticus 19:27 It is a sin for God's chosen people, white Israel from the west to shave their beards. This is satanic propaganda and I didn't expect it from you OP. |
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Lady Jane Smith Forum Administrator User ID: 67847367 Germany 05/05/2015 09:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I posted on this study about toilet-like beards 8 hours ago. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69126417 Not one reply. Now this thread, via CNN no less, gets pinned. Go figure (or figure on it being a little red flag thing). Pin envy does not become you, Sir. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |