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Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?

 
redhouserebel
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Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
I am having trouble with a cheesy microwave - all contributions considered valid and appreciated.

Thanks in advance.
A MILF Mortgage - coming soon ;)
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07/16/2017 05:56 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
If you like Zen, try this.



[link to whybhot.com]


Quite fascinating.
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07/16/2017 06:05 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
I am having trouble with a cheesy microwave - all contributions considered valid and appreciated.

Thanks in advance.
 Quoting: redhouserebel


While I know how to heard electrons, I'm not a mind reader...you wanna spell out the problem ?

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Hector Butz
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07/16/2017 06:08 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
try canned cheese whiz on your nachos, it's melted right from the can, no need to microwave
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07/16/2017 06:45 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
Buy a new one.
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
What problems are you having?
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
May I suggest..

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry Into Values

by Robert M. Pirsig
Just because YOU don’t believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou, don’t make you safe; No !

The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it.

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine

The only thing the Illuminati fears is an independent person who can live, eat, sleep, stay warm and defend themselves separate from Federal help. Pray that the Lord gives us more time! The End is near and time is short!

A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion. ~Proverbs 18:2


For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle" - James Keller

Checkd, Keked, and Rekt!

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07/16/2017 07:19 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
If you like Zen, try this.



[link to whybhot.com]


Quite fascinating.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75090479


Zen is so Canadian.
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07/16/2017 07:49 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
Give it a good smack, if that doesn't work, ponder this question,

If a microwave's cook timer ends and beeps, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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07/16/2017 09:07 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
Is that Joe the electrician.
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07/16/2017 09:10 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
It's only trouble if you consider it trouble. Stop opinionating and just accept things for the way they are without judgement or discrimination, and things will no longer be trouble, and instead somehow end up progressively happier, saner and certainly a lot more peaceful, on an emotional level!
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07/17/2017 03:26 PM
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To each his own.
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07/17/2017 03:28 PM
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Watch and learn from the best:

(disclaimer: don't kill yourself after you watch this..)



Last Edited by ChrisVet on 07/17/2017 03:30 PM
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07/17/2017 03:31 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
most microwaves are like light bulbs
they work and you keep them until
they don't work and you thrown them away.
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07/17/2017 03:31 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
That was over 2 years ago and I finally get an answer


muttley



Can't even remember what the problem was now - ewww actually few memories coming - aaagghhh - I have a new one now.



:D
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07/17/2017 03:33 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
It's only trouble if you consider it trouble. Stop opinionating and just accept things for the way they are without judgement or discrimination, and things will no longer be trouble, and instead somehow end up progressively happier, saner and certainly a lot more peaceful, on an emotional level!
 Quoting: RandomS



Thanks - but really - I am fine.


hf



Maybe I should have just marvelled at my cheesy microwave and been at one with it or something - but it needed to get gone - I am sure it is at one on the dump somewhere now.



muttley
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07/17/2017 03:37 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
I think my gas meter has been hacked again though - I am not entirely at one with that - had no time to chase it up. If anyone would be kind enough to do that for me.


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07/17/2017 04:49 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
The common Microwave oven is a pretty simple devices. Simply:
safety interlock switches;
a high voltage transformer;
A single high voltage diode;
a single huge capacitor;
and the magnetron.

HOWEVER THE HIGH VOLTAGE CIRCUITRY CREATES LETHALLY HIGH VOLTAGE .DON'T GO dicking around inside

UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU Are doing.





common wiring diagram:
[link to wiki.brandoncurtis.com (secure)]

Really: Don't do it.They are cheaper new than an ambulance call. Throw it away...
HairyBarbarian

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07/17/2017 04:59 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
The common Microwave oven is a pretty simple devices. Simply:
safety interlock switches;
a high voltage transformer;
A single high voltage diode;
a single huge capacitor;
and the magnetron.

HOWEVER THE HIGH VOLTAGE CIRCUITRY CREATES LETHALLY HIGH VOLTAGE .DON'T GO dicking around inside

UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU Are doing.





common wiring diagram:
[link to wiki.brandoncurtis.com (secure)]

Really: Don't do it.They are cheaper new than an ambulance call. Throw it away...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70617131



i won't - ut are you saying those component parts can be used to make other things or something - I am not up on my physics really.



???
HairyBarbarian
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
That was over 2 years ago and I finally get an answer


:muttley:



Can't even remember what the problem was now - ewww actually few memories coming - aaagghhh - I have a new one now.



:D
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


Lucky you!!!
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07/22/2017 10:15 AM
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Luck is not the problem.
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
Is that Joe the electrician.
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No that's me.
The world just might end with me
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
If you like Zen, try this.



[link to whybhot.com]


Quite fascinating.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75090479


Very good.
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
Wisdom should rule.
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08/05/2017 10:06 AM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
Unplug it overnight. The caps in the fucking thing are huge. Also when it comes back to life, hold your head to it while it operates, to get the zen ness more directly.
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08/06/2017 12:12 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
Unplug it overnight. The caps in the fucking thing are huge. Also when it comes back to life, hold your head to it while it operates, to get the zen ness more directly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69468200


Great idea.
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08/06/2017 02:41 PM
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
who wants to know ?
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Re: Is there a licensed electrician or zen master in the house?
grease buildup inside causes magnetron to not stay cool.fan wears out so hotspots form on food.then magnetron goes out of phase from no fan cycling the mw and then dies.
got sixish dead ones now im saving to hopefully repair someday for my ufo motor drive.
or you could do like my neighbor and make a dew weapon and kill your neighbors and cops will blow your accusers off as nutz.
as the ones that survive it ,end up like me.wondering how a mass murderer isnt judged by god or karma.while thinking my hearts fugged.
microwave ovens are more dangerous than senile old people with conceal carries!





GLP