Walmart Ice Cream Sandwich Won't Melt!

Non dairy fillers, bet on it. Probably considered non food by most peoples standards, certainly by mine.

Well I know what Wal Mart is going to say...

"The crust of the cookie acts as a "natural insulator", keeping the ice cream cold for up to 24 hours in +75 degrees."


Lol!
Seriously I wouldn't eat it anyways, but has anyone tried this with non Wal Mart ice cream sandwiches to see if it does the same shit?

Good thread op *5

Makes me wonder what the fuck is in that ice cream...nasty

I'm surprised they're legally allowed to call it ice cream, what % of what they're calling it does it have to contain?

.00001% is all

I just finished off a 10 pack of those lol. Havent shit since.

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op im with you..

my version is a "shake" from white castle..
i dont know what they are, but they dont melt right.
some scary chems or something

of course covid killed late night munchie drive-thru milkshake runs but we have steak-n-shake round here..
24hr real ice-cream milkshakes.
dang now i want one

Bahahaha, I just ate one. Oh well.

Noticed a few gifs on the web are missing. One of Trump holding up baby hillary at podium as well as the one with blue background where she will not take her medicines by spoon.

I noticed Kroger cheddar cheese would NEVER MELT ON MY NACHO'S no matter how long it sat under the broiler!

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!

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Dairy Queen ice cream doesn’t melt, either. Recently, I bought a brownie sundae, and the ice cream never melted on the warm brownie!

It’s not food.

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The video is apparently from 2017.

The link explains why it “won’t melt”. It makes sense. It’s the creation of the product itself. I bet if he had pushed down in it that it would squish easily. It’s the guar gum and stuffs that makes it not ooze, I reckon.

Neither do Wendy's Frostys!!

Artificially sweetened Artificial ice cream.
Fortified with all the essential vitamins
and nutriments you can imagine!

Artificial Ice Cream for Artificial People.

Thank goodness I eat only McDonald's.

Try reading the labels on those imitation shredded $TREE cheeses; they specifically state: "Not Formulated To Melt".

But their little 4oz blocks of real Cheddar, Mozzarella and Jack Cheese all taste and perform just as they should.

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Lol, their bread doesn’t mold either; as bread SHOULD mold!

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