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Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!

 
EAT
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Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
Read the whole book of 1 Samuel in the Old Testament. Then, after you are finished, read the 2nd book of Samuel.
It's very important
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05/07/2015 11:36 AM
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
Too much reading.

Tell me why first.
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Too much reading.

Tell me why first.
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Reading the bible is good for you!
Reading the bible draws you closer to the Lord.
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
Read it, please.
I promise it will be good for you!
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05/07/2015 12:01 PM
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
Tonight when you get home from work and you plop yourself on the couch to watch TV.... why not try something different? Grab your bible and read the first book of Samuel. There are some great stories in that book and some great lessons.
Good bread!
-EAT
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
Too much reading.

Tell me why first.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68341623


Reading the bible is good for you!
Reading the bible draws you closer to the Lord.
 Quoting: EAT 59879841

No! Reading the bible curses souls and makes you susceptible to demonic attacks from those spirits who defied our Goddess.
Your man made gods are no match for the power of the true creator.
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
I'm more likely to read your earthquake predictions unless there's a summary of these 2 books.

More people will likely read it if you tell them why, Eat.
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
Urgent! Read some shit from the stone age you've been reading for years and years.


Rubes and retards are what GLP is made of in 2015.


One star.
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
Was there relevance to the fall of the house of Eli? what was the reasoning for these verses in particular? Cut down in their Prime?
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05/07/2015 12:13 PM
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
This is how 1st Samuel starts if you are not familiar with the Old Testament.
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
I'm more likely to read your earthquake predictions unless there's a summary of these 2 books.

More people will likely read it if you tell them why, Eat.
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Why read 1st Samuel?
Because if you read it tonight.... well.... you will just have to figure it out for yourself.
Have faith! Good is good.
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05/07/2015 12:17 PM
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
Urgent! Read some shit from the stone age you've been reading for years and years.


Rubes and retards are what GLP is made of in 2015.


One star.
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
Okay EAT, I will in a little bit.
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05/07/2015 12:19 PM
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
So the commander of Jade Helm commits adultery with Hillary Clinton who has a child that grows up to be King of the US? Got it, that was easy!
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Was there relevance to the fall of the house of Eli? what was the reasoning for these verses in particular? Cut down in their Prime?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57205020


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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
Okay EAT, I will in a little bit.
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Awesome!
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05/07/2015 12:32 PM
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
My GLP friends.....

Drawing closer to the Lord is the #1 thing you can do right now. This is what will help the most in the chaotic months to come.
Read you bible. That's it. Just read your bible.
All you have to do is read your bible. What happens as a result of this is the Lord's response.
It's all good!
Take heart and really sit down and read your bible over the next days weeks and months. There are some great stories in the bible.
Heck, just read your bible for entertainment's sake! The bible is full of entertainment!
-EAT

Heavenly father, soften our hardened hearts and lead us all, in a gentle way, to read the bible more!
-VonAmoR-

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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
Too much reading.

Tell me why first.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68341623


Reading the bible is good for you!
Reading the bible draws you closer to the Lord.
 Quoting: EAT 59879841

No! Reading the bible curses souls and makes you susceptible to demonic attacks from those spirits who defied our Goddess.
Your man made gods are no match for the power of the true creator.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69156875


wow, the fluoride level must be high in your town.

It is a book with words.

Do not deny your own conscious mind the ability to discern truth for yourself.

It is not the book, it is the heart of the reader that counts towards the persons outcome.
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cliff notes ??
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hf
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No thank-you. How about you read - "Not in his image" by John Last? You might learn something.
beebee
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
Too much reading.

Tell me why first.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68341623


Reading the bible is good for you!
Reading the bible draws you closer to the Lord.
 Quoting: EAT 59879841


In the final Days of this Age, Christians that know the Lord, for they're from Him, being His seed, don't need to be told this!

They study the Word daily with the intention of practicing its truths. This is what makes them righteous just like God is righteous!

"Children, don't let anyone deceive you — it is the person that keeps on doing what is right who is righteous, just as God is righteous. The person who keeps on sinning is from the Adversary, because from the very beginning the Adversary has kept on sinning. It was for this very reason that the Son of God appeared, to destroy these doings of the Adversary. No one who has God as his Father keeps on sinning, because the seed planted by God remains in him. That is, he cannot continue sinning, because he has God as his Father. Here is how one can distinguish clearly between God's children and those of the Adversary: everyone who does not continue doing what is right is not from God." [1 John 3:7-10]
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
someone else said read the book of joel. crap.
I awoke to hear john 3:16 in a loud voice.

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
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bump
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
why should i read old news, when i have Jesus covering at my back?

According to Jesus, the only thing we need is truth, because he says, truth will set us free, in John 8:32

Once we get that everything else will automatically fall into place.
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
seems they aren't interested in understanding the truth of who they are, where they were prior to being born of the flesh herein, why they've been suffered to flesh to begin with, nor where they shall shortly find themselves to be during the upcoming Millennium

they'll gladly take the "quick fix" if they think they've found it, but will come up entirely empty at the end of this Age...
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
why should i read old news, when i have Jesus covering at my back?

According to Jesus, the only thing we need is truth, because he says, truth will set us free, in John 8:32

Once we get that everything else will automatically fall into place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27140421


"We have castrated society through fear and intimidation. Its manhood exists only in combination with a feminine outward appearance. Being so neutered, the populace has become docile and easily ruled.
As all geldings in nature, their thoughts are not involved with the concerns of the future and their posterity, but only with the present toil and the next meal."
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[link to www.bibletruthcd.org]


Author – Samuel, Nathan and Gad
Time – 1,150 – 1,000 B.C.
Summary – 1 Samuel is the first of two historical books which describe Israel’s transition from a loose confederation of tribes to a strong and united nation. It portrays the anointing of the first king of Israel, Saul, by a great prophet, Samuel. It recounts the degenerating reign of Saul and the succession to his throne of David, a man "after God’s own heart". In the original Hebrew text, the books of Samuel were considered one book by the Hebrew scribes. The second book begins with the ascension of David to the throne. The rest of the book records the eventful reign of David. It concludes with the blessing of Solomon by David.

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SUMMARY!
"The more you know, the crazier you look"
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Re: Urgent! Read the Books of Samuel!!!
My GLP friends.....

Drawing closer to the Lord is the #1 thing you can do right now. This is what will help the most in the chaotic months to come.
Read you bible. That's it. Just read your bible.
All you have to do is read your bible. What happens as a result of this is the Lord's response.
It's all good!
Take heart and really sit down and read your bible over the next days weeks and months. There are some great stories in the bible.
Heck, just read your bible for entertainment's sake! The bible is full of entertainment!
-EAT

Heavenly father, soften our hardened hearts and lead us all, in a gentle way, to read the bible more!
 Quoting: EAT 59879841


You presume people have days, weeks, and months, instead of hours.
Love is easy and messy.





GLP