!!!!! ISIS ATTACK TODAY @ 2pm !!!!!!

You totally just dated yourself with that one LMFAO

"would you like to play a game?"

I am in Western NC...low flying military planes over me right now.

hell no

look at the bright side

you get 2 panic sex sessions
for the price of one doom date :)

a 2fer ;)

Really now?

No but it might take time if they are doing something complicated. I wouldn't say it was a fail just yet. I would give it 24 hours and if nothing happens in that time span than yes their threats are bullshit.

For all we know their power could have gone out or their computer gone on the fritz for all we know. That would certainly put crimp in their terrorist plans.

Yes! Going outside...bye.

DUMBS facility near Charlotte

It's 2:09 CST here in N Texas and pretty quiet. Power's on, no jets going over (base nearby)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this the first time ISIS or the cyber caliphate or whomever has actually said we're gonna do this? Pretty weak.

I'm witcha pal. I mentioned it over on Zerohedge, so far not a single fuck was given.
The world just gets curiouser and curiouser.

Well, it's twelve past three...

Low flying military craft to stop a cyber attack?

George Zimmerman? Did that happen at 2pm. LOLOLOLOLOL

In reference to the NORSE stuff - I notice St. Louis and Kirksville, Mo are getting hammered. Could their airports be the target? Noticed Kirksville has one with flights to and from Lambert each day. Also says online that it is a back-up military airport.

Another unsuccessful attempt

I absolutely love NC. We went there to Emerald Isle last month. Very friendly people in NC and a beautiful state. Anyways,is it normal in that part? I know they did constant flights on the island because of camp lejeune there but idk about other parts of the state.

Oh what the heck.

Crikey!

when "Dow" goes down, under normal circumstances, "Gold" goes up, and that means something big is going on at the StockMarket level.

. . . BUT, and this is serious:

when both "Dow" and "Gold" go down together, that means this has nothing to do with the StockMarket. Need i say more, except whatever itis that is "going on", isnot being revealed to the public. By time we hear what it was, itis old news. Therefore think of it this way, first we see the lightening, but the thunder rolls in later.

Another thing is (or the way it used to be) is if you look at Europe, Europe would be in the red, so what do you see right now in Europe? Please let me know because i cannot see the Europe market from the chart, because 'puter is on damage control.

Yes let's give this more time. Maybe they meant Pacific. Maybe they meant Hawaiian time.

Maybe they are a bunch of fucking retards?

:failtard:

I have disarmed the canned hams.
I am officially sounding the ALL CLEAR.

St. Louis and Seattle are the main targets

My toilet paper tore and I poked myself in the ass with my index finger.
DAMN YOU ISIS!

Are those official tactical hams that come in Multicam cans?

they are just fashionably late...