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I am READY to ASCEND at ANY MOMENT !!

 
KarlMa

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oh, and sorry for deraling your thread.
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I'm getting baned..
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I hope you do not get banned.

Me114
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and thank you for being so kind. I tried giving you green karma as compensation for this derailment of your thread, but I couldn't. apparently I had already given given you a + karma this week, and the limit is one per week it seems.

I'm really trying to not talk so much.
Me114  (OP)

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05/21/2015 08:11 PM
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oh, and sorry for deraling your thread.
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It's okay you can comment all you want.

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Anonymous Coward
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05/22/2015 01:42 AM
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Please pray for me.

Read my bumped threads to find out how and why I am so ready today to go to Heaven without dying first.

I promise you all that I will come back to Earth to do exploits including coming back here to post on GLP!

thanks,

Me114

aka ladynada

p.s. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm BAAAAAAACK!!!!
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OP:

Is this rapture some Evangelical people talk about, in body - that is that person being alive, or only in spirit - that person dies, only the body remain and only its spirit is going up?

I'm not versed in that, sorry for that, care to clarify for me?
KarlMa
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05/22/2015 06:16 AM
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it seems I can't login anymore..

those mods here don't seem to like me.. and most people here seem to act like kids anyway..not you though ladynada.
Me114  (OP)

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05/22/2015 09:50 AM
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Please pray for me.

Read my bumped threads to find out how and why I am so ready today to go to Heaven without dying first.

I promise you all that I will come back to Earth to do exploits including coming back here to post on GLP!

thanks,

Me114

aka ladynada

p.s. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm BAAAAAAACK!!!!
 Quoting: Me114


OP:

Is this rapture some Evangelical people talk about, in body - that is that person being alive, or only in spirit - that person dies, only the body remain and only its spirit is going up?

I'm not versed in that, sorry for that, care to clarify for me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69218552


Sure, it is in body. You get a glorified body. The new agers call it Ascension.

Hope this helps,
Me114
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it seems I can't login anymore..

those mods here don't seem to like me.. and most people here seem to act like kids anyway..not you though ladynada.
 Quoting: KarlMa 59863280


Welcome back!

Only today and tomorrow left to wait.

Me114
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05/22/2015 10:00 AM
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really?
for twenty years now,i've been hearing,"...any day now.."
i wouldn't be in such a hurry...
and yeah,to truly ascend,means you can come and go at will,
and so,it's debatable that it's ever yet been done or 'happened'
i'm not sure there's anything to this idea of 'ascension' at all,i mean in the general sense of what the word suggests...
but hey! you've got the right attitude,original poster,and more power to ya!
--power to the people?--
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05/22/2015 10:13 AM
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really?
for twenty years now,i've been hearing,"...any day now.."
i wouldn't be in such a hurry...
and yeah,to truly ascend,means you can come and go at will,
and so,it's debatable that it's ever yet been done or 'happened'
i'm not sure there's anything to this idea of 'ascension' at all,i mean in the general sense of what the word suggests...
but hey! you've got the right attitude,original poster,and more power to ya!
 Quoting: arctourist


Ascended Master Gayvid Edgar RaCock can appear and disappear AT WILL!!!!

screamscreamscream
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05/22/2015 10:59 AM
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really?
for twenty years now,i've been hearing,"...any day now.."
i wouldn't be in such a hurry...
and yeah,to truly ascend,means you can come and go at will,
and so,it's debatable that it's ever yet been done or 'happened'
i'm not sure there's anything to this idea of 'ascension' at all,i mean in the general sense of what the word suggests...
but hey! you've got the right attitude,original poster,and more power to ya!
 Quoting: arctourist


Thanks for the kind words.

Me114
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05/22/2015 02:10 PM
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[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

Know what could help us all with ascension?! ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACCINOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KarlMa
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05/22/2015 04:23 PM
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found this on another thread:



good night.
Me114  (OP)

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05/22/2015 05:22 PM
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I wonder, people, if when Jesus comes, He will take with Him, the babies, children under seven years, and the cats?!?

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KarlMa
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05/23/2015 08:28 AM
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I wonder, people, if when Jesus comes, He will take with Him, the babies, children under seven years, and the cats?!?

Me114
 Quoting: Me114


why would he do such a thing?
Me114  (OP)

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05/23/2015 10:15 AM
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I wonder, people, if when Jesus comes, He will take with Him, the babies, children under seven years, and the cats?!?

Me114
 Quoting: Me114


why would he do such a thing?
 Quoting: KarlMa 59863280


The babies and young children are innocent. The cats are sentient beings.

Me114
KarlMa
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05/23/2015 03:26 PM
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who would take care of all those babies?
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05/23/2015 03:31 PM
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who would take care of all those babies?
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I would volenteer to look after babies and children.
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05/23/2015 03:37 PM
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and the cats?
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05/23/2015 05:19 PM
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and the cats?
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They'll be with us in Heaven.
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05/24/2015 07:51 AM
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meaow.
Me114  (OP)

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05/24/2015 08:43 AM
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Jesus told me it will be like riding up in an elevator and when you reach the seventh floor, and the door opens, Jesus will be there to greet you. I'm talking about the rapture predicted for today, the Day of Pentecost.

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Take your meds. The CULTS have ALL Lied to you.


You are IMMORTAL... in CONSCIOUSNESS... ONLY... but not this body... it can only live and die... The human body is SUBJECT to this world...

but within YOUR MIND.. you have already achieve IMMORTALITY by being AWARE and AWAKE when you die.. therefore YOU WILL have GREATER choices when you die.

DEAD GURU's DON'T LIE... they DIE just like everyone else and they have attained Samadhi

The FLESH still bleeds when a sword hits it.

Be careful... MENTAL ILLNESS is caused by being un-balanced...

The BEST opportunity you have .. is to LIVE as long as possible to GAIN KNOWLEDGE and TRAVEL in the ETHERS CONSCIOUSLY... PRIOR TO DEATH.. then you will have CONTROL over your after life.

Etheric travel while being a human is the KEY... to your IMMORTALITY via CONSCIOUSNESS...

There is a whole world out there in the etheric realms and not always good people.. just like here.. as above so below.

Create a GREAT SAFE HEAVEN in the Etheric... and carray a big stick.
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05/24/2015 10:04 AM
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Take your meds. The CULTS have ALL Lied to you.


You are IMMORTAL... in CONSCIOUSNESS... ONLY... but not this body... it can only live and die... The human body is SUBJECT to this world...

but within YOUR MIND.. you have already achieve IMMORTALITY by being AWARE and AWAKE when you die.. therefore YOU WILL have GREATER choices when you die.

DEAD GURU's DON'T LIE... they DIE just like everyone else and they have attained Samadhi

The FLESH still bleeds when a sword hits it.

Be careful... MENTAL ILLNESS is caused by being un-balanced...

The BEST opportunity you have .. is to LIVE as long as possible to GAIN KNOWLEDGE and TRAVEL in the ETHERS CONSCIOUSLY... PRIOR TO DEATH.. then you will have CONTROL over your after life.

Etheric travel while being a human is the KEY... to your IMMORTALITY via CONSCIOUSNESS...

There is a whole world out there in the etheric realms and not always good people.. just like here.. as above so below.

Create a GREAT SAFE HEAVEN in the Etheric... and carray a big stick.
 Quoting: Annomous11


get bent.
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05/25/2015 08:23 PM
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These three videos on the following thread helped me come to the Lord Jesus' Peace about what is to come.

VERY IMPORTANT **** Prophetess MENA LEE GREBIN from NC, The Tribulation will start in Sep-2015, Jade Helm

Thread: **** VERY IMPORTANT **** Prophetess MENA LEE GREBIN from NC, The Tribulation will start in Sep-2015, Jade Helm

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THE ASCENSION WILL OCCUR ON MAY 31ST 2015

Thread: THE ASCENSION WILL OCCUR ON MAY 31ST 2015
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your not leaving here unless God takes you home.





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