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Anonymous Coward
05/20/2015 08:13 AM
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Need a Job?
Riyadh (AFP) – Saudi Arabia advertised vacancies for eight executioners Tuesday after beheading nearly as many people since the start of the year as it did in the whole of 2014.

The civil service ministry said that no qualifications were necessary and that applicants would be exempted from the usual entrance exams.

It said that as well as beheadings, the successful candidates would be expected to carry out amputations ordered by the courts under the kingdom’s strict version of Islamic sharia law.



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05/20/2015 08:15 AM
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I don't think i have the balls to be a professional executioner!
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05/20/2015 08:17 AM
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Must be tons of promotion opportunities......I heard it's really easy to get a-head of one's peers.hiding
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05/20/2015 08:18 AM
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I don't think i have the balls to be a professional executioner!
 Quoting: Zimmer777


Why not? You aren't willing to sell your soul for a paycheck?
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05/20/2015 08:20 AM
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Must be tons of promotion opportunities......I heard it's really easy to get a-head of one's peers.hiding
 Quoting: Dace


:nodderjay:
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05/20/2015 08:21 AM
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I don't think i have the balls to be a professional executioner!
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Why not? You aren't willing to sell your soul for a paycheck?
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hmm do they accept Israelis?

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05/20/2015 08:22 AM
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A line needs to be drawn somewhere lol and for me its chopping people up for money.
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05/20/2015 08:23 AM
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Why not shlomo
The Saudi royals are jews
ar-15 nut

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05/20/2015 08:23 AM
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I have ben in combat in Iraq twice and this is sick.bushfing

Last Edited by the deplorable ar-15 nut on 05/20/2015 08:24 AM
We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN!
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05/20/2015 08:24 AM
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Why not shlomo
The Saudi royals are jews
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hesright
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05/20/2015 08:24 AM

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Job? I got an EBT Card
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05/20/2015 08:24 AM
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at the bar
"what do you do for a living" burp

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05/20/2015 08:48 AM
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I have ben in combat in Iraq twice and this is sick.bushfing
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I ment to the Saudis not the op.
We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN!
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05/20/2015 08:50 AM
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I have ben in combat in Iraq twice and this is sick.bushfing
 Quoting: ar-15 nut

I ment to the Saudis not the op.
 Quoting: ar-15 nut


:) I was wondering why you were pissed at me.
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05/20/2015 08:50 AM
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Riyadh (AFP) – Saudi Arabia advertised vacancies for eight executioners Tuesday after beheading nearly as many people since the start of the year as it did in the whole of 2014.

The civil service ministry said that no qualifications were necessary and that applicants would be exempted from the usual entrance exams.

It said that as well as beheadings, the successful candidates would be expected to carry out amputations ordered by the courts under the kingdom’s strict version of Islamic sharia law.



[link to www.blacklistednews.com]
 Quoting: Fire Watch


"Any ISIS member need apply"
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05/20/2015 08:52 AM
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Must be tons of promotion opportunities......I heard it's really easy to get a-head of one's peers.hiding
 Quoting: Dace


darkally
:4hlick:
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05/20/2015 08:53 AM
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Job? I got an EBT Card
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It's free, swipe your EBT dancintyrone1


Last Edited by Uncle Fuck Stick on 05/20/2015 08:56 AM
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05/20/2015 08:56 AM
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I have ben in combat in Iraq twice and this is sick.bushfing
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I ment to the Saudis not the op.
 Quoting: ar-15 nut


:) I was wondering why you were pissed at me.
 Quoting: Fire Watch


I had to clarify my self sorry eekalert
We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN!
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05/20/2015 09:01 AM
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They can't be allowed to go on like this. Somebody has to do something. That country needs its money confiscated and all the regime executed. Let's not beat about the bush here it needs doing by someone clever.
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05/20/2015 09:31 AM
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Are women allowed to apply ?
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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05/20/2015 09:32 AM
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Are women allowed to apply ?
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout



I'll bring my burkah!
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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05/20/2015 09:32 AM
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Must be tons of promotion opportunities......I heard it's really easy to get a-head of one's peers.hiding
 Quoting: Dace


:darkally:
 Quoting: Uncle Fuck Stick


Can we never use that image again please..
hiding
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05/20/2015 09:34 AM

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Are women allowed to apply ?
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


Unfortunately, if one of us takes the job, the dudes losing their heads won't be able to enter paradise.
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05/20/2015 09:39 AM
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Are women allowed to apply ?
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


Unfortunately, if one of us takes the job, the dudes losing their heads won't be able to enter paradise.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


tounge
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05/20/2015 09:40 AM
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wait. Why was this even a news article? lol The link doesn't even work!

Are they trying to get publicity to entice foreigners to come work for them?
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05/20/2015 09:41 AM
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Are women allowed to apply ?
 Quoting: Brussel Sprout


Unfortunately, if one of us takes the job, the dudes losing their heads won't be able to enter paradise.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


tounge
I have flaws, I was just as surprised as you when I found out!

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05/20/2015 09:45 AM
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Sickening...
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05/20/2015 09:45 AM
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Must be tons of promotion opportunities......I heard it's really easy to get a-head of one's peers.hiding
 Quoting: Dace


I started the application process but I did not make the Cut.
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05/20/2015 09:47 AM
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Sickening...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34102204


Yes.
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05/20/2015 09:47 AM
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Sounds like a good way to get a head.
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05/20/2015 09:48 AM

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Sounds pretty gruesome but that's their way and the accused have their day in court.

...not that I advocate it. I throw in with ...'the certainty of punishment rather than the severity'...concept.

Last Edited by CMcC on 05/20/2015 09:49 AM
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